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Entered on: August 1, 2004 by BigFatty
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All my good eating comes at a heavy price. I asked to do the dishes, so I don?t feel like a total lazy bum. I make sure it looks like a chore for me, so it looks like it is a huge sacrifice. But man it is worth it, Mom can sure cook! Tons of soups, Goulash, meats, cakes, rice, veggies. I am stuffed every meal. My favorites are the homemade chicken tenders with rice and a tasty meatball soup. Today there was an almond cake that I dare say was perfect. I have never had better cake. Fatty is one fat and happy man.
The other day I went to a neighbor lady for a massage. It is this Russian lady who does it out of her flat for like $10. They told me to bring honey and cream, so I am thinking ? Hell ya! So I go get the whipped cream out of the fridge. They told me that cream meant lotion. Oh. But, I sweet Russian chick rubbing it in?.. Hell ya! Ah no. It turns out the lady was this short, fat, stocky broad, with some strength. She was beating on me, pinching, poking, kneading, cracking, adjusting?. It was no relaxing massage. The only English she knew was Up and Down ? But she had these cornfused. At one point, this little lady had me on her back and was bouncing me around until my back cracked. I did feel great afterwards, AFTER the beatings had stopped. Next time I think I will pass. But?? my back did smell like honey!
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