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Entered on: August 1, 2004 12:00 AM by BigFatty
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All my good eating comes at a heavy price. I asked to do the dishes, so I don?t feel like a total lazy bum. I make sure it looks like a chore for me, so it looks like it is a huge sacrifice. But man it is worth it, Mom can sure cook! Tons of soups, Goulash, meats, cakes, rice, veggies. I am stuffed every meal. My favorites are the homemade chicken tenders with rice and a tasty meatball soup. Today there was an almond cake that I dare say was perfect. I have never had better cake. Fatty is one fat and happy man.
The other day I went to a neighbor lady for a massage. It is this Russian lady who does it out of her flat for like $10. They told me to bring honey and cream, so I am thinking ? Hell ya! So I go get the whipped cream out of the fridge. They told me that cream meant lotion. Oh. But, I sweet Russian chick rubbing it in?.. Hell ya! Ah no. It turns out the lady was this short, fat, stocky broad, with some strength. She was beating on me, pinching, poking, kneading, cracking, adjusting?. It was no relaxing massage. The only English she knew was Up and Down ? But she had these cornfused. At one point, this little lady had me on her back and was bouncing me around until my back cracked. I did feel great afterwards, AFTER the beatings had stopped. Next time I think I will pass. But?? my back did smell like honey!
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FATTY_PHOTO 33 - 4 Comments
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Looks good, Ice Cube. Where are you holed up at now?
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Hee hee hee... a "honey and cream" massage from a Russian lady certainly sounds inviting until reality sinks in. That's hilarious.
And I love meatball soup, although I've never had anything outside of a boring old American deli. Keep eatin', Fats! I'm living vicariously through you.
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Meatball soup sounds damn good to me and yet I've never had it. I love meatballs and would like some in my soup, please.
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Dude, you didn't ask for the happy ending? Fatty, you are having the adventures of adventures. Most of us will live our lives having never been worked over by a stocky Russian broad -- Yet, for you, it's just something to kill the idle time between mountain climbing and deep sea diving.
You're not looking forward to coming home, are you? I'm not sure a 60-cent hotdog from Sam's Club will compete with Mom's Meatball Soup... but we'll give it a run anyway!
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