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Entered on: October 8, 2004 by BigFatty
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Fatty giveth, and Fatty taketh away......
Well, You guys have been screaming for hottie pics. So I post one. What happens, no response. Its obvious you crave pics of Fatty. So here I am in my Indian Kota Pyjamas.
A friend of mine has some more bikini pics, but I don't see the need to post them. Instead, I'll post a pic of me in MY suit. I went back to France without bringing a suit. I rushed out to get one. I needed one just for this trip, so cheap was the key. The selection was limited to speedos, of course. I found a pair that was similar to boxer briefs. Those normally don't look too bad on me, so I grabbed a 'Large' and headed for the checkout. There is something to be said about trying on a suit before buying.. ... The large I bought could only be in reference to the large embarassment it caused. It was way too small. It compressed my midpoint to completely eliminate my ass, the cut erased any vestige of my penis, and the legs of the suit were so short and tight that they made my muscular legs look fat and flabby. Remember Chris Farley as the Fat Chippendale? Well, I looked 1000 times more crappy.
I only bared myself in the suit for 5 minutes. I went on a tube ride, and took off my shirt only to don a life vest. That was enough for the paparatizzi to take a few glamour shots of me.
Better hope I don't post the pic here!
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