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Entered on: October 8, 2004 12:00 AM by BigFatty

Fatty giveth, and Fatty taketh away......     Well, You guys have been screaming for hottie pics. So I post one. What happens, no response. Its obvious you crave pics of Fatty. So here I am in my Indian Kota Pyjamas.     A friend of mine has some more bikini pics, but I don't see the need to post them. Instead, I'll post a pic of me in MY suit. I went back to France without bringing a suit. I rushed out to get one. I needed one just for this trip, so cheap was the key. The selection was limited to speedos, of course. I found a pair that was similar to boxer briefs. Those normally don't look too bad on me, so I grabbed a 'Large' and headed for the checkout. There is something to be said about trying on a suit before buying.. ... The large I bought could only be in reference to the large embarassment it caused. It was way too small. It compressed my midpoint to completely eliminate my ass, the cut erased any vestige of my penis, and the legs of the suit were so short and tight that they made my muscular legs look fat and flabby. Remember Chris Farley as the Fat Chippendale? Well, I looked 1000 times more crappy.     I only bared myself in the suit for 5 minutes. I went on a tube ride, and took off my shirt only to don a life vest. That was enough for the paparatizzi to take a few glamour shots of me.     Better hope I don't post the pic here!

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From: Creeko Entered on: October 8, 2004 6:29 AM
I should have warned you... Euro large has nothing to do with lard ass American Large. I think Americans have reengineered the size chart. I tried on a pair of Euro Levis size 34 and my gut poured over the waist but good ole' American Levis size 34 fit me with room to spare. I even have to hike them up due to my lack of ass.
From: Ross Entered on: October 8, 2004 8:43 AM
I now dub you "Amish Sifu"
From: Jackzilla Entered on: October 8, 2004 10:29 AM
GET THAT MAN A LIGHTSABER!!!
From: The Bone Entered on: October 8, 2004 11:13 AM
Not even the mention of your suave on the town gear? Nor your sweet ass 3rd world clothesline?
From: BigFatty Entered on: October 9, 2004 6:27 AM
The clothesline is even more 3rd world than you can imagine. I had to tie 3 separete pieces of line together in order for it to reach properly.     Shit, all I need now is my rope slippers and an elephant. I'll be ready to take on the world like Hannibal. Chicks dig dudes with elephants.
From: The Bone Entered on: October 9, 2004 10:39 AM
That's why I have one in my pants.
From: Jackzilla Entered on: October 9, 2004 10:46 AM
bwa-HA HA HAH HA!!!
From: Jackzilla Entered on: October 23, 2004 3:20 PM
Okay, can we get a new pic to replace Luke Fatwalker here? Come on, Fatty. Give the hottie pic another try!
From: The Bone Entered on: October 23, 2004 4:48 PM
Second that!