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Entered on: February 19, 2004 12:00 AM by BigFatty

No new pics as of yet, but I wanted to change the picture. This is from this summer. My bike took 3rd place in the Asian category. Fatty is looking large and incharge here. This weekend I am going to Paris with Nate and is buddy Heath from the US. I see Nate has friends that can come and visit. Oh before you start the excuses - Heath is married AND has young kids ;) I am now entereing the 'I hate France' phase of culture shock. The bullshit has grown wearisome. They say to expect this for a few weeks. At least the week off from school will be nice for me. I get another week off next month. The Paris adventure will be the next installment. I wanted to rent a car there and see how accurate Motor Madness 3 is!

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From: Ross Entered on: February 19, 2004 9:40 AM
I see that you again failed to heed the warning "do not upload files with spaces in their filenames!" But you also seem to have attempedt to correct it. I suppose that I will have to add a warning before the file is sent if it detects spaces, so as to make it Heissproof.     Anyway, so now you hate France, you hate Chicago, and I think you pretty much hate Hawaii, too, right? Sounds to me like you hate a bunch of sweet places. It is reasonable to assume you will never be happy anywhere, Fats. Have fun in Paris.
From: John Entered on: February 19, 2004 10:53 AM
That's right , Bert. Maybe his Fattness will one day realize that the only place he can truly be happy is in good old Grand Rapids.
From: Ross Entered on: February 19, 2004 11:25 AM
Wait, I just now realized that there was some kind of rebuke for us not coming to visit you in France? After all your stories of living in squalor, and literally not even having a pot to piss in, you expect us to cozy on up to your ramshackle-hut-on-the-hill? Move into town and make me up a guest room, and then we'll talk.
From: Creeko Entered on: February 19, 2004 11:51 AM
You're one to talk Seņor Fatsterbator. I see you gallivanting all over Paris and you don't even have time to come see you're poor brohair and baby niece. And don't try crying about being poor after bragging about your $1,200 a month unemployed all-expense paid French "vacation". You make more money than I do getting drunk and going on adventures with Swedish hotties in the French Alps.
From: Jackzilla Entered on: February 19, 2004 3:57 PM
BWA HA HA HA HA!! *ack!* (my response to all the above comments)
From: BigFatty Entered on: February 20, 2004 4:34 AM
I should not be bragging about the 1,200 a month. I have not seen any of that money yet. It is starting to worry me. Of course I was trying to come and visit. It was my first choice. However, it is easier to visit Murcia from the states than from here. Its a two day journey on the trains and very expensive and so complicated to book, I need to figure on about 12 timetables for a round trip. On the cheap flights, I'll have to stay overnight in London - not so cheap now. I am looking to come out in April. My thought so far is to come to the US for a week, pick up Mom, fly with her to Spain, stay there for a week, then back to France.     For the record, I liked Hawaii. Still hate Chicago, France is Bullshit, Costa Rica is debatable - I think we missed out on some cooler shit, Viva Mexico! and Jamacia Blows - save the little bamboo comment.     I am charging up my batteries for my camera. (On the french keyboard camera is typed cq,erq.) We will be by the Moulin Rouge - Tony's favorite gay movie. Will have more pics soon.     If you come to France, I can find you a cheap hotel for 30 euros a night for all you Senor El Cheapos. Don't expect a Holiday Inn that goes for 130 euros a night. Or you can wait until I'm in Greece and stay with me in a hostel.     Other than than, I will be off of JA for a few days. Still reachable by phone though. 00113354874 futoi5466871
From: The Bone Entered on: February 21, 2004 6:44 PM
At the time, you couldn't take Hawaii either. Ross is right, you can't be happy anywhere.
From: John Entered on: February 24, 2004 12:10 AM
Thanks, Bone, That's how I remember it.
From: BigFatty Entered on: February 26, 2004 9:34 AM
Hawaii was sweet! It was my roommate that I could not take! :) I wanted to stay in Hawaii, but not having a job or the urgency to get one fornicated my own process. I am a bit wiser these days. Also, I think time tends to "sugar up" the crappier times so they don't seem so bad.