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QUOTE 66 - 8 Comments
From: Ross Entered on: April 11, 2003 11:07 PM
Along with the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle (the feeling in your gut that you might get sick or shit yourself at some point, which caused Tony and Ross to opt out of the Costa Rican volcano tour), this is among the most enlightening philosophies of modern human thought.     By the way, in the spirit of bringing up Butternut Earl, I would like to revive the hilarious bakery-related term "slurry."
From: The Bone Entered on: April 11, 2003 11:43 PM
Not to mention the "pan-o-mat"
From: Ross Entered on: April 12, 2003 12:10 AM
And the Kane machine? Or was it just the K machine? And the bun baggers... and did I ever tell you how good I was driving a hi-lo? I'm doing things behind that wheel, you don't even have any idea!
From: Ross Entered on: April 12, 2003 12:15 AM
Also, EVKT theory is reminiscent of the barely-believable story of some guy The Bone knew who supposedly pulled a "nugget" out of his girlfriend's ass and started knawing on it. When John heard this story his natural reaction was to ask, "So, did you kick his ass?"
From: John Entered on: April 12, 2003 12:27 AM
It was the K-machine, and yes the bun baggers. By the way, I drove that hi-lo like Starsky and Hutch!!!!
From: Ross Entered on: April 12, 2003 12:56 AM
Hell, with a hi-lo as your sweet ride, you could bag a lot of buns, ifyouknowwhatimean!
From: The Bone Entered on: April 12, 2003 2:39 AM
The Duker, that was the guy who claims to have gnawed on a turd which he extracted. He was also into having her crap on his chest. He even had her fart with his nose to the bung. By my standards I find all this hard to believe, but hey, something about a platypus.
From: John Entered on: June 23, 2003 1:56 PM
Did you kick his ass?