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From: Swerb Entered on: April 8, 2003 10:52 PM
And there are many different ways to donkey-punch a bitch.     Wow, that was really wrong. Let's hear it for misogyny!
From: Jackzilla Entered on: April 8, 2003 11:13 PM
Ten different ways to monkey-fuck a chicken? Shit! There's many more ways than THAT! Johnny is well versed in at least twenty alone! (see: photo album)
From: Ross Entered on: April 8, 2003 11:14 PM
How many ways are there to eat an Oreo cookie? How many days' damage does it cause? Will?     (I brought this up to Tony not too long ago and we felt that was a classic story that needed re-telling. I'm not even sure if there IS a real story behind it, or if it's just legend)
From: John Entered on: April 8, 2003 11:31 PM
Bert, this is no legend. It is completly fact based. To answer your question, I believe it was a full 24 hours of damage.I will let Chuck fill you in further.
From: John Entered on: April 8, 2003 11:49 PM
I am an expert in the chicken fucking department, and have even monkey-fucked one in the past. For this, I am a prominent figure in the chicken porn industry.
From: BigFatty Entered on: April 9, 2003 1:31 PM
I don't know about fucking a chicken, but I know I can fuck some chicken up! Chicken Tenders, BBQ chicken, Kentucy Fried Chicken, Chicken Fajitas..... Oh and I like to lick me some chicken too!     The story of the Oreo will come later.