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Entered on: January 21, 2005 12:00 AM by BigFatty

Ass-crack! I dove into the Fatty archives to bring this pic out. I'm in Fatty reruns now. I have not had much opportunity to take any photos. I am in my personal hell having to right my 50 page thesis. If I don't procrastinate too much, I might crank out 1000 words or so a day. But the BBC is a popular distraction with me and I am up on all the current home-shows and pretty much anything I can find mildly interesting. I have even watched the Tele-tubbies a few times.     The ass-crack is from my Malta trip last spring. It was of this chick at a bar. We posed around her so my buddy could zoom past us and get the shot. Right afterwards we watched this totally drunk guy try and pick up this nice chick. He was so drunk that he actually fell over, knocked a bunch of chairs over, and laid there for a second. But, being the trooper, he got right back up again and continued with his game like nothing happened. It was awesome!     I plan on going to London next month to visit some friends, then onto Spain to visit Creeko again. Mom is making a showing there this time. Not sure yet when I will be in the States - It maybe in late April or so. This Nigga needs a J.O.B.!

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From: Ross Entered on: January 21, 2005 7:08 PM
Now you're speaking our collective language! This is great. My only complaint is that you didn't post it sooner. Great story to go along.     Good luck on the thesis. If I may give you some advice on it: references to predating history are always appreciated by professors. Just a thought...
From: Jackzilla Entered on: January 22, 2005 8:19 AM
Say YES to crack!
From: BigFatty Entered on: February 3, 2005 5:15 PM
Hungarian word fun!!!!!! This is great! The Hungarian word for Kisses is PUSZI, pronounced of course - PUSSY. I have heard wisps of this, but though I was mis-hearing things. I wasn't until I was lying in bed reading one day, until it hit me. Melinda's sister stopped over for a visit. She came into the bedroom and said 'Here I give you puszi'. Well, my heart stopped for a second - she is pretty damn hot. After I got the traditional European greeting, I figured things out. I love it now! I can now greet girls and say 'Hi, nice to meet you. Give me some puszi." Or, I want puszi too, or Make sure to give me some puszi before you leave!     The other fun word, Jack will like best. He might even start playing cards with Hungarian girls now. (He refuses to play any card game involving a normal deck. He will play Uno and Skip Bo). The Jack is called Bubi or BOOBIE! in Jack-speak. I was all too pleased to say that I liked to hold a lot of bubi's in my hand for Euchre. The bigger the bubi the better.     So now you boys can impress the chicks in bars. Just try and explain quickly that you were only speaking Hungarian to them - before you get slapped of course!
From: Ross Entered on: February 5, 2005 3:56 PM
You fookin puszi... when is your thesis due?     I'm asking because, for sheer humor value, Jackassery could really use a copy.
From: BigFatty Entered on: February 6, 2005 6:09 AM
It is more likely to put you to sleep than to add to your laughter. This one I am spending a bit more time on, so the large fish stories are being reduced.
From: John Entered on: February 13, 2005 5:52 PM
Damn, the last time I was here so was this pic, I see not much has changed. ;)
From: The Bone Entered on: February 13, 2005 6:27 PM
It's time for a fresh update Fatty. Show us you girlie's stuff.