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Entered on: July 30, 2004 12:00 AM by BigFatty
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I am just back from Prague. Took the train there on Monday and just got back last night. I am afraid I am becoming a bit calloused to the beauty of Europe. Prague has many beautiful building and churches, most undamaged by the World Wars. To me they were just some more old things to look at. Meh. Don?t get me wrong, they are amazing, but, they are all starting to blur together. I played typical tourist and walked around and looked at stuff. There were so many other tourists that it was very irritating to walk, because you were always bumping into them ? literally. Hottie report ? I hate to say this, but I was disappointed with the women. Almost all the women I saw were unremarkable. I was really surprised on not seeing hardly any hotties, and Bone, I did go to McDonalds. BUT, I did see 3 (yes 3) Hotties. These Hotties were of such supreme quality that they blew ALL the doors off the station wagon. One of them was the manager of the hostel I stayed at. She was taller than me, beautiful long blonde hair, curves, legs, face?. Just perfect. It was strange really. All the Czech people were extremely average with not many even getting to pleasant looking (and a great many very stinky!) These super-Hotties appeared like from the movie Pleasantville ? in full color against a black and white world. I kid you not, it was that dramatic. The one I saw in the subway, I swear she had a spotlight following her. She was brilliant! But that was it ? 3. Budapest, Malta, and the Riveria have the greatest concentration of beauty in my opinion.
The pic is of me in a well-known Praha bar called Svejk. It was a true pub, with many famous signatures on the wall. The bartender was sweet. He asked you where you were from, then spoke your language. He was up to 5 different ones before we left. We ordered our beers and he said 2 big and 1 small for the lady. We kinda of smirked at his assumption that we wanted large beers, so he said - you don?t want baby beers! Well with logic like that, how can you argue. This was no baby beer and this is no trick photography. This beer was bigger than my head. That is no pint glass my friends but a one liter mug! My cost, less than 5 bucks and that was a bit pricey by Czech standards. The baby size was ½ liter by the way.
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FATTY_PHOTO 32 - 6 Comments
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Thanks for the update, Fatty!
That Upper Deck shirt has seen the WORLD! Upon your return, I'll set you up with some more shirts. We just got in some nice FLEER ones. I also have a cool "Survivor"-style hat for you by Upper Deck... it could be in your "Adventure Willy Gear" rotation.
So, to summarize: You just went to a Praha bar called Svejk. I just went to Ball's in Lowell. Are we so different?
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Indeed you are different, Jack - when you start downing two pints of beer in a giant stein someplace outside of Lowell, then maybe a comparison is apt.
Good lord Fatty, that's a big mug. And the beer glass isn't small either! Good to see you're still alive in the foreign lands. Too bad about the hotties though. I did love the bit about the ones being "in full color against a black and white world." - made me laugh out loud.
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What the hell is a Praha bar?
I was just noticing the Uper Deck t-shirt as well. I'm suprised that the super hotties didn't fly up on your jock with that shirt on.
Dude, I bet that mug of beer gave you a good forearm workout lifting it up and down. All this shit looks like good fun, wish I was there.
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Zilla - Maybe you should email Upper Deck and tell them about your customer parading around Europe wearing their tee shirts exclusively (Almost). You could tell them I've worn them in 8 countries this year and getting lots of looks. A get a lot of people asking me give I am a big sports fan. I think they are weird for asking be this out of the blue until I realize I am wearing a UD shirt. Ask UD to send you some goodies for me for all the international advertising they are getting. Maybe don't show them the picture of me mooning Grenoble in the Black UD shirt. I am in need of replacements. The black shirt and the white one are now both shades of gray.
Maybe the could sponsor me on a few more trips for more exposure.
Bonus - If they send some stuff, we split the goodies!
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Nope, It missed us by a few days. I was in the spot it happened at. I just saw it on the news. I am going to Rome next week under the Al-Queda threats of car bombs unless Italy pulls its troops. Supposedly they have until the 14ish. I plan to be out my the 12th. Lets hope Italy doesn't piss them off sooner and they bomb my ass as an example. I think all Americans should carry around machettes and start beheading motherfuckers. My Swiss Army knife and SOG would take to long. They are better equiped at spreading peanut butter.
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