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FATTY_PHOTO 25 - 16 Comments
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Very nice. Is that a public area, or just some rich dude's pad?
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However your pose isn't sweet. Are you picking your underwear out of your ass?
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It does look like he has a wedgie and is trying to pull it out.
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I was waiting for the Bone commentary on that. I had a camera, and for some reason I didn't want it in the picture. So I felt an image of me digging into my crack was more photogenic.
However, you can tell I am having adventures by my hat.
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You might be wise to shove that camera up your ass. With those flip flops, the Big Fatty(tm) belly hanging over the belt, suave style T-shirt and Adventure Willy(tm) Hat you scream I'm an american tourist please come rob me!
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I'd venture to call it "suave on the town gear"!
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For once, I'm going to abstain from poking (too much) fun at Fatty. Sure, his pose is reminiscent of someone who is bothered by a prior bad wiping job, but I don't think his "American Tourist" clothes look too bad, and they're definitely a cut above the dude in the horizontal stripes. Plus Fatty has definitely lost weight.
Clearly, he is out adventuring, and for that, he is sweeter than me.
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Hey, the poor guy has to shit into a hole how do you WANT him to stand?!
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Walking can be an impetus for hemorrhoids to flare up and cause burning and itching. Perhaps we should be more sensitive when it come to adventure Fatty.
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Nigga please, I'm an American. I'm in another country. I'm surrounded by hundreds of other tourists. I will look different from the locals no matter what. My clothes are purely functional (except the flip-flops - I forgot my shoes at home and only brought those for the car ride) I find I enjoy vacations better if I am comfortable, not dressing to local standards. They aren't walking around in the hot sun all day. The pants are lightweight and cool, the shirt - lightweight cotton and white to reflect the heat some, sunglasses to protect my eyes from glaring honeys I am checking out, and of course the trademark Adventure Willie Hat (tm). This is admittedly dorky, but it keeps my melon from frying.
If someone wants to rob me, I'll punch them in the neck - scrawny eurotrash. I had two punks try to start something the other night. All I had to do was stare down at the slimey fucks and ask if there was a problem. I may not be badass in America, but compared to these fucks, I'm a bit more than they can chew. They wisely walked away. I was disapointed, I had some frustrations to work out.
Seems the fear of hemorrhoids is keeping Johnny on the couch, dripping BBQ sauce on his shirt. Dude, they have those Rascals. You know the motorized carts for old people that can't get around. We could outfit one with a TV, DVD, XBOX, and Fridge so you could get out-n-about while enjoying your favorite things :) No fear of hemorrhoids then!
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HA HA HA!
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Everyone should feel safer with AmericanFatty on the scene!
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If you don't want to draw attention to yourself, you'll need to get some red shoes. Mark my words, you'll fit right in!
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The dude in the horizontal stripes looks like he's got his shit on backwards.
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Dude, I don't sit on the couch all day. In fact I just got back from the gym where I was pumping heavy iron. I could take on ten scrawny eurotrash dudes at once. Shit, I'd be swinging from their nuts like Tarzan on a vine.
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Dude, Tarzan was Eurotrash himself, not American. ;)
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