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Entered on: June 11, 2004 12:00 AM by BigFatty

Fatisimo's Avventure in Italia. Saluti! I just got back from Italy! What a great time. It was one of those spur of the moment getaways with nothing planned that turned out fantastic! Four of us Martin (Germany), Juan Carlos (Colombian), and Annette (Norway) decided to go to Italy for 2 days. We headed for Genova, but that place was way too crazy. You wouldn't believe the amount of scooters buzzing around. Its a big city and there was no place to park for a scooter - let alone a car. Driving around was nuts, so we decided to just grab a lunch and head down the coast to find a small town on the beach. We found nice little restaurant with super cheap, but delicious food. Man, I don't mean to re-open the can of worms, but this Italian food is awesome. Its all fresh, fresh, fresh, and delicious! It was all much chepaer than France, and better too! Juan Carlos discovered that if he spoke spanish with an Italian accent, he was understood. It was crazy. He asked a random guy on the street where to go - Portofino - yes, its a very beautiful place. So off we went. We didn't make it to Portofino, but the town before it - Santa Margharita. We were going to park and look for hotels in the area when this older guy on a moped pulled up and asked if we where looking for a place to stay. We ended up staying in a apartment that he owned - real nice and pretty cheap. He was cool - Mario. He made us coffee and offered to drive us to Portofino the next day. All the Italians we met were nice. We went into a store and didn't know what meat to get. The lady started cutting off samples. We went to a pizzeria and I wanted to take a picture of the guy flipping the dough around. Next thing I knew, I was behind the counter flipping the dough, and we were putting it into the ovens.     The two towns are beautiful. The picture is where we stopped to swim. Lots of money here boys. Many super yachts floating around. Saw a fair number of beautiful women, but not any where a photo was appropriate. Sorry. They had this 'news' show on at 11 called Spicy TG. It was news about naked women. They had interviews where the woman interviewer was totally nude and the guy clothed. Stories about sex.... it was crazy.     Good food, beautiful women, great scenery, friendly people, I give Italy the thumbs!

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From: Ross Entered on: June 11, 2004 12:43 PM
Wow Fatty, that is truly sweet. That is by far the coolest picture you've yet posted.     It appears that lack of planning = lack of process = less chance of fornicating any processes. Good work. I'm very jealous.     That's sweet about the pizza, too. Is that a normal practice at that place, having patrons flipping dough, or did you use your Fattian wiles to get behind the counter?
From: Jackzilla Entered on: June 11, 2004 2:43 PM
That is a gorgeous picture, Fatness. Italy is sweet -- too bad it's in Europe. Don't they have any Italian schools you can go to? France can go french itself!
From: John Entered on: June 11, 2004 5:30 PM
That picture is indeed sweet and like Bert I'm jealous. It would be super cool if all of us Jackasser's could have hung out in Italy. Bone and I would want to get in trouble and Bert and Zilla would be the voice of reason with Fatty puking in the background. Goodtimes my friends, goodtimes.
From: Jackzilla Entered on: June 11, 2004 5:35 PM
I bet they got a SWEET Olive Garden there!
From: Swerb Entered on: June 15, 2004 9:35 AM
The BBQ sauce stain on my shirt and I are both terribly jealous of Fatty's adventures. There would be more stains on my shirt if America wasn't a land of fundamentalist Christians, and WE had Naked Chick TV...
From: Ross Entered on: June 15, 2004 10:13 AM
We do - but it's on Playboy TV. Whereas in Europe, the COMMERCIALS have nudity in them...
From: Creeko Entered on: June 15, 2004 11:06 AM
Commercials, news, TV shows, magazines newspapers billboards, buses, beaches... The list goes on and on.   Every where you look there's a chance of breast jumping out at you.
From: Jackzilla Entered on: June 15, 2004 11:27 AM
Olive Garden AND breasts? Dude, you just blew my mind.
From: John Entered on: June 15, 2004 7:13 PM
You must be jaded when it comes to breasts then, Creeko. That's too bad if you are.
From: Creeko Entered on: June 16, 2004 2:47 AM
No John, it?s like heaven.     What really sweet is MTV plays uncut versions of videos. The J. Timberlake video in the Playboy mansion is actually worth watching with breasts and tang thrown at you. I just saw the 50-cent P.I.M.P. video last night and the uncut version truly dose justice to the song. 50-cent was grabbin all over naked ladies lickin breasts and shit. There was even a little lesbo action going on. SWEET!   You guys are missin out!     Shit, the Europeans laugh at us over things like the Janet Jackson incident.
From: Ross Entered on: June 16, 2004 7:31 AM
As well they should. It's getting re-goddamn-diculous around here. And guess who I'm going to point the finger at? GWB, that's right.
From: John Entered on: June 16, 2004 10:59 AM
I couldn't agree more, Bert. I can't believe all the shit that was stirred up after the Janet Jackson incident. Over a goddamn boobie, good lord. This country has bigger things to worry about than a breast on the boob tube.