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From: John Entered on: June 11, 2003 4:14 PM
If i'm to hold on to the coveted top spot in quote commentary I better start commenting. I thought i'd start with this gem. This is when one fellow jackass get's to look like he is literally a jackass. Then his arsehurl friend rubs it in much to the Bone's delight.
From: Ross Entered on: June 11, 2003 4:27 PM
Come on dude, you have to admit, that was a funny ass moment. I'll never forget it. We were in a cab on the way to Navy Pier in Chicago it was me, you and Tony in one, and Fatty and the girls in another. I realize you said it without thinking but I saw fit to call your attention to it anyway. Maybe I was embarassed for Carla and was defending her intelligence. I'm pleased that Tony also found it funny as it ingrained it in our collective memories.
From: John Entered on: June 11, 2003 9:21 PM
Oh my God, that is hilarious. I think I heard almost every story from John's unforgetable weekend in Chicago with the guys and hot young chicks. John even regaled me with tales of having young hotties sitting on his lap in short skirts, mooning him, and sleeping on a couch with him. Somehow he forgot to tell me about the frasheer-less convesation. Goes to show that John would rather tell me about semi-questionable behavior with other women than about a somewhat embarrassing but highly entertaining cut. Ross once again you are my hero.
From: Ross Entered on: June 12, 2003 7:39 AM
I can only assume this is Melissa, even though it says "From: John"? You can create yourself an account if you want to, you know! :) But thanks for the compliment. I will make sure to continue to slice up your husband when the opportunity presents itself.
From: John Entered on: June 12, 2003 5:57 PM
Hey guys this is Melissa. I spent last evening looking at and thoroughly enjoying this site. I must say that I mistakenly underestimated its value. I would consider creating my own account but my cheesier half would rather that this remains his private domain. So I will bid you all adieu and retreat to my Jackasseryless existence.
From: Ross Entered on: June 12, 2003 7:58 PM
Don't let that lout tell you to do! It's your computer too! And since I am master of this domain (literally), I say you can create an account if you want to! If Heather and ChicaBoom can get on here now and then, I don't see why you can't as well. We welcome female opinions.
From: The Bone Entered on: June 12, 2003 8:04 PM
Plus anything that antagonizes your cheesiousness entertains me. And I'm all about entertainment.
From: Creeko Entered on: June 13, 2003 3:45 AM
I think John's worlds are colliding like George?s in Sienfeld.     I'm not against female participation but imagine, for example, Bone's wife reading about his desire to lick EK's spice. The female presence may curtail the tomfoolery, which has made this site so enjoyable.   Perhaps I?m wrong, maybe their contribution will enhance the site. A female point of view on the Spice could enrich our lives.   Are there any females out there that would lick the Spice? If so I would like to hear about it.
From: BigFatty Entered on: June 13, 2003 5:09 AM
Its all about being true to who you are. Your woman should not be surprised at any of the Jackassery if she really knows you. Any Jackassery pontifications should be realized as such. Besides, Jackassery is not a forum to air dirty laundry.     The fairer sex would add another level of insight and insult. Bring on Melissa, Heather, Bea, Angie, ChicaBoom, and the elusive Muffin. Oh and Serb, I'm embarassed to admit I don't know your future wife's name. Put her on the board too!
From: Ross Entered on: June 13, 2003 6:20 AM
Sounds like the Bone would be least likely to let his lady in on the fun. Have you even farted in front of her yet? I have a feeling that for you, showing her this site would amount to taking a shit in her underwear drawer.
From: The Bone Entered on: June 13, 2003 10:27 AM
I've never kept the site a secret from Muffin and I'm certain she has seen it on her own. I wonder if that's perhaps why she's been acting like I've taken a shit in her underwear drawer lately. As for farts - squeekers have slipped through my defenses and it's no big deal, but I prefer to limit them due to the fact that I'm a gentlemen.
From: jeurge Entered on: June 13, 2003 7:08 PM
Against his better judgement John has ceded his position against letting me create an account on this esteemed site. After today I do promise to keep my comments to a minimum. And Creeko, don't worry about offending me. I am John's wife and Shemp's sister in law for Christ's sake. I am damn nearly incapable of being offended.