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Entered on: September 23, 2003 12:44 AM by The Bone
My friend Brian Jones is putting his aerospace degree and his background in Naval Intelligence to good use. He's quitting the Navy and selling these on Ebay.  
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=
3243063300&category=35878

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From: John Entered on: September 23, 2003 9:42 AM
You're kidding, right. He quit the navy to sell leg lamps, unbelievable.
 
From: Ross Entered on: September 23, 2003 10:12 AM
That is truly hilarious. I might have to pick one up...
 
From: Swerb Entered on: September 23, 2003 12:28 PM
As seen in classic film A Christmas Story.
 
From: Jackzilla Entered on: September 23, 2003 2:44 PM
If anyone's interested (and in the grand tradition of free market competition) you can order the following Officially Licensed A Christmas Story items from Rookies!

20-inch Leg Lamp ... $46.99

40-inch Leg Lamp ... $252.00

Ralphie and Old Man bobble heads ... $11.99 ea.

Lunchbox with Thermos ... $19.99

Ball Ornaments Set ... $19.99

10-Foot Light Strand (featuring 10 mini-Leg Lamp lights) ... $19.49

A Christmas Story Officially Licensed Merchandise... Except No Less!

:)
 

From: Ross Entered on: September 23, 2003 2:59 PM
What? No Red Rider BB guns? What kind of rinky-dink outfit are you running, here, Jack?
 
From: BigFatty Entered on: September 23, 2003 11:02 PM
Laugh if you will, but Tony and I know that whatever Brain Jones touches, turns to gold. We have discussed mirroring Brain Jones every move. If we dressed, ate, shit, the Brain Jones life we would end up as sweet as him.  
 
Brain Jones is SWEET!
 
From: John Entered on: September 24, 2003 10:51 AM
Bert - I have to wonder what H-Bomb would think of a Leg Lamp in your living room. Who knows it may bring something to the decor that you've been missing, or not.
 

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