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Entered on: March 1, 2004 12:00 AM by BigFatty

Does this shirt make me look gay? Well, as promised, here is the pics from the monthly Big Rabot party at my dorm. It was a costume party and if you wore one you got in for free. So I sold my dignity for $2. The guy cacklin' at my side is Ben. He has been the 'go to' guy here. He is a Frenchie, but pretty sweet none the less. Anyway the ladies loved the belly and could not keep their filthy paws off it. A few too many dudes were trying to rub it too. I had to let them know they were crossing the line. 'Dudes don't touch dudes in America.' It was another great party! I was out until 5 am again!!!!

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From: Ross Entered on: March 1, 2004 3:17 PM
I'll get back to you tomorrow when I stop laughing...
From: Ross Entered on: March 1, 2004 5:32 PM
Does the cup you're holding say Hoegarden on it? That's the sweetest name ever, especially if it was for a bar.
From: Jackzilla Entered on: March 2, 2004 12:47 AM
Fatty - If you ever return from France I'm not sure we'll be able to hang out anymore.
From: John Entered on: March 2, 2004 3:39 PM
Fatty - You say you were at a costume party yet I see no one else in costume. Are you hiding something, is there something you want to come clean about or let out of the closet?
From: Ross Entered on: March 2, 2004 4:21 PM
Here we go again... bring on the gaycusations!
From: Jackzilla Entered on: March 2, 2004 5:08 PM
CRANK GAWKER! Um... sorry.
From: John Entered on: March 3, 2004 12:57 PM
We all know Fatty isn't gay, he just looks gay!:)
From: Ross Entered on: March 3, 2004 1:12 PM
Can't argue with that. But maybe he just looks French.
From: John Entered on: March 3, 2004 1:14 PM
Ha,ha,ha,ha, that could be it ,Bert.
From: BigFatty Entered on: March 4, 2004 1:54 AM
Oui Oui Monsieur
From: BigFatty Entered on: March 4, 2004 4:51 AM
By buddy Thomas has started a website to share with his friends as well. JackAssery is listed as one of his favorite links. He is putting photos of our little group on - including some not so flattering shots of me. It is in Norwegian now, but he said he will work on an English version soon. Here is the link:     http://www.nordbynet.com/index.htm     Click on Festbilder! - The pic of Thomas in the Red Shirt for the pics - including the rare Fatty puking photo!
From: Creeko Entered on: March 4, 2004 9:10 AM
Ahh, the old post party puke picture. Who doesn?t have one of those?     Fatty took one of me after a hard night of Bloody Marries and Piņa Coladas. Bone, who drove me home, was a hair less drunk than I, dumped my ass off at the curb passed-out with my pants down and drove away. His conscience got the better of him and he came back and woke my brother up to help bring me inside.     Needless to say, after that, I have never been so drunk as to lose consciousness after that.
From: Creeko Entered on: March 10, 2004 4:47 AM
Hey Fatty, hows about a new pic. This one's just way to gay to be lookin at every time I log on.
From: Ross Entered on: March 10, 2004 7:47 AM
...says the man who posted a naked dude to the front page not 24 hours ago...
From: Creeko Entered on: March 10, 2004 8:20 AM
That was for all the Spider-man fans. I was just the messenger.     Jack-please-note-the-hyphen,-I-mean-not-to-offend-for-I-am-not-a-comic-book-store-owner.
From: Jackzilla Entered on: March 10, 2004 8:58 AM
Dude, capitalize the "M"... Spider-Man. Come on, this ain't rocket surgery!
From: Ross Entered on: March 10, 2004 9:33 AM
Spain has fucked you up in innumerable ways, dude.
From: Creeko Entered on: March 11, 2004 2:22 AM
I am well aware of this. But what I lack in snappy comebacks and comic book knowledge I make up for with beautiful weather, good food and topless beaches.
From: Ross Entered on: March 11, 2004 8:54 AM
See what I mean? You can apparently no longer distinguish between something you can control and something you can't. Come home, Creeko! Pine Rest is open and ready for business!
From: Creeko Entered on: March 11, 2004 9:14 AM
I admit that I don't read much, mostly due to the fact that everything is in Spanish and since it's not "natural" for me to read in Spanish it is somewhat of a chore. I've never had much of an attention span for reading anyway. So you are right, Spain has fucked me up on an intelectual level. Perhaps too on a social level because I can't lower myself to adpt to their culture, I tend to avoid doing stuff.   So I look forward to spending time with my my fellow Jackassarians for a little enlightenment.
From: BigFatty Entered on: March 11, 2004 12:12 PM
Au contraire mon frere - he may not control the sunny weather and semi-nude beaches BUT he controls being there instead of cold and no-nude Michigan. It is a trade off - my already dim wittedness has grown dimmer as I don't have normal conversations with English speakers, But BOOBIES!
From: Ross Entered on: March 11, 2004 1:20 PM
Have you partaken of the boobie-beaches, Fatty? I thought you were relegated to trudging uphill both ways in a snowstorm just to get back to your dorm-without-a-shitter.
From: BigFatty Entered on: March 12, 2004 3:16 AM
Whilst this is true, it is uphill both ways AND there is always a blizzard, plus my legs fall asleep squating over the shitter so I can't stand up, I am here for one reason - for the opportunity to see boobies. I know that in a few short months the summer weather will be here and the boobies will be out in force. The south of France is a short train away and I have visions of Fatty lounging on the beach next to celebrity hotties Natialie Portman and Nicole Kiddman. I would be charming them with my stories of the Rabot shitters and that I am almost 33 and unemployed. They would laugh and their naked boobies would shake. 'Oh Fatty, you're the greatest! Why don't you stay with us this week, you look like you need a hot oil massage.'     Mmmmmmm French Fries.............................................
From: Ross Entered on: March 16, 2004 4:20 PM
Fatty -     I had to remove your latest photo. Once again, you have uploaded a photo that had a space in the filename. Please rename and try again.     I see that my warning is falling on deaf ears so I promise I will try to code up a way to catch the spaces and rename the file automatically. I guess I should ahve done that in the first place.
From: The Bone Entered on: March 16, 2004 4:26 PM
Will the process fornication never cease?
From: Jackzilla Entered on: March 16, 2004 4:27 PM
Poor Ross... forget idiot proof, he has to make this site Fatty proof!
From: Ross Entered on: March 16, 2004 7:31 PM
Okay, I believe I have a valid fix in place now. If you send a file that has spaces in its name, BLATANTLY FLOUTING MY WARNING, it will rename your fucking file on the fly. So Fatty, post away! We're one more step to making this system Heissproof.
From: Creeko Entered on: March 17, 2004 2:48 AM
Hey! I learned my lesson the first time. No need to be pluralizing.
From: Ross Entered on: March 17, 2004 3:03 PM
Fatty - what are you doing with your website, dude???     www.bigfatty.com     For some reason I decided to check it out at work, now I'm hoping the network police won't catch me and try to fire my ass.
From: Jackzilla Entered on: March 17, 2004 3:29 PM
(Zilla Singing:) "My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard..." Yikes. I don't think ANY of us are ready to party THAT hard!
From: The Bone Entered on: March 17, 2004 10:16 PM
Are any of you guys listeners of The Bone?     http://www.thebone.com/     Or how about: http://www.bertjohnson.com/
From: Swerb Entered on: March 17, 2004 10:32 PM
Apparently, I've been chronicling the events of a young girl named Alexas via photography:     http://www.swerb.com
From: Creeko Entered on: March 18, 2004 2:53 AM
I've been hard at work with my website as well...     http://www.creeko.com/     If your ever in need of personalized stationary or other various sundries, just send me your sketches.
From: BigFatty Entered on: March 18, 2004 6:45 AM
I have never been to Bigfatty.com, but I know all about it. Some of the people who came to France with me wanted to go to JA, but didn't quite remember the name. They typed in BigFatty.com and were quite surprised!     Sorry about the picture deal. My camera doesn't put in spaces, so I never really think about it. Now, I am getting many photos from other sources and they seem to have spaces. It is my fault and I am sorry. I don't have my computer with me, so I cannot repost. I will be gone on a week long ski trip so no fatty updates for a while. I'll try to post something new tomorrow!
From: The Bone Entered on: March 18, 2004 9:24 AM
Fatty, I believe Ross rewrote his shit so it will rename your files for you. So post your pictures ding dong.
From: Ross Entered on: March 18, 2004 10:41 AM
I actually probably still have a copy of his original uploaded file. I can try to upload it myself if Fatty doesn't do so shortly.
From: Creeko Entered on: March 18, 2004 12:22 PM
Oh Ross, one more thing that Spain has in it's favor is holiday+vacation time. All together I get 40 days of payed holiday+vacation. Can you top that?
From: Ross Entered on: March 18, 2004 1:15 PM
I get 4 weeks of vacation (20 days), plus 2 personal days, plus 10 paid holidays. That's 32 days. So no, on that basis alone, I can't top it. (I could match it if I counted my 8 sick days but I suspect you have some too). I wouldn't chalk that up to "Spain vs US" though. It differs from company to company.
From: The Bone Entered on: March 18, 2004 2:27 PM
I get 30 days a year and now I have 60 days accrued.
From: Jackzilla Entered on: March 18, 2004 3:07 PM
I'm around comic books all day long. Beat that.
From: Ross Entered on: March 18, 2004 3:12 PM
Jack wins.
From: Swerb Entered on: March 18, 2004 11:17 PM
I was going to say that I get paid to listen to CDs, go to concerts and watch movies, but I still have to deal with a fuckhead boss... while Jack is his own fuckhead boss.     So yeah, Jack wins.
From: BigFatty Entered on: March 19, 2004 5:34 AM
I don't work and am around 20 year old, hot European (mostly Scandinavian) women all day long. I get bi-weekly checks and my college expenses are paid for. I only bitch and complain about France so you guys don't hate me for being here on your hard earned dollars. Its pretty fucking great here.     Checkmate!
From: Ross Entered on: March 19, 2004 1:00 PM
I'm not quite giving you the game there, Fats. You might be around 20 year old hotties, but a) you're "just friends" with them, b) you live in a dorm, and c) you shit into a hole in the floor. To be serious for a moment, that means that you did eventually start getting your money, then?
From: Jackzilla Entered on: March 19, 2004 10:07 AM
c) you shit into a hole in the floor. BWA-HA HA HA HA HAAaaaaa *ack!*
From: BigFatty Entered on: March 19, 2004 11:43 AM
We all shit into a hole in one form or another. I just do it squating. I've grown used to it - that is scary. I'd still rather sit, but squating is no big deal now.     I got a big reimbursment check last week, but still am waiting on the unemployment checks. I called them a few weeks ago and they said they are backed up. Hey, its ONLY been 3 1/2 months. Most people can survive that long without income. They told me that my first check will be retroactive. Maybe I will get it next year!
From: Jackzilla Entered on: March 19, 2004 3:01 PM
Figures that a place that gives out FREE MONEY would have fucked up customer service. We feel for ya, Fatty. Really. Now go shit in your hole!