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QUOTE 77 - 9 Comments
From: Ross Entered on: May 12, 2003 9:36 AM
I would like to know the specifics of this. What was the exact scenario, here?
From: Jackzilla Entered on: May 12, 2003 10:10 AM
CRANK-GAWKER! (see def.)
From: Creeko Entered on: May 12, 2003 10:31 AM
In general it's the recognition of a formidably large penis. I don't recall to who's he was referring to when the phrase came about. I believe we we're contemplating his vast collection of Porno mags whereupon the topic turned to penis size.   To all those blessed with a large hank we would say... he ain?t hurtin?.   Obviously, those with anything smaller than John?s were undeniably - hurtin?
From: John Entered on: May 12, 2003 11:45 AM
Good lord Creeko, your adding fuel to Zilla's bon fire dude. I may have said that, however I don't really recall. It must have been over a decade ago and now you have rehashed it much to Zilla's giddy delight. Well, whatever stokes your fire Zilla, I know you love it.
From: The Bone Entered on: May 12, 2003 12:03 PM
What do you mean you can't recall, Roche? You are the king of recalling moments of minutia in all our lives. "he ain't hurtin" was used heavily throughout the course of your porn viewing days. Not just used in one porn session, but over a period of extended time, covering many viewings. Not that anything's wrog with that though.
From: Ross Entered on: May 12, 2003 12:22 PM
See, I don't recall the phrase "he ain't hurtin'" being applied to this specifically, more like many things. Like if you're rich, you're not hurtin' for cash, either.     I also concur that there is really no cause to rekindle "Crank Gawker".
From: John Entered on: May 12, 2003 1:16 PM
MY powers of recollection seem to be fading with age Bone. The clarity with which I was able to recall obscure references has begun to recede to near normal human levels.     My mutant powers were at thier hieght in my early twenties but toward my late twenties they began to noticeably wane. Now in my thirties they are all but non existent. Sorry to disappoint you Bone, but I don't remember every detail of what was said ten years ago.
From: The Bone Entered on: May 12, 2003 5:35 PM
I have to call BS on this one. Crank Gawking has become such a touchy subject here lately that it seems you ar invoking some selective memory powers. Creeko and I remember it well, as I suspect you do too. But hey, whatever man.
From: Ross Entered on: May 19, 2003 12:46 PM
A similar phrase to if someone is hurtin' or not is what they are sportin'. I've heard this at least as much, if not more.