| Originally told by Tony as an anecdote from SERE school, it has come to be said to anyone who has screwed something up.
This quote has been in abundant Jackassery use, but I think has never made it to the site because it was in such flagrant use in Costa Rica (eg. "Will has an advanced degree in Process Fornication") and therefore was relegated to the ThirdWorldBeatDown site. But this is such a classic that it belongs here as well.
Stay tuned for more cross-site quotes. | 
