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From: John Entered on: April 10, 2003 12:12 PM
While a fan of "licking spice", caution is always recommended.
From: The Bone Entered on: April 10, 2003 5:33 PM
I love the spice. My fantasy is to be surounded by the Spice Girls in a bung merry-go-round.
From: The Bone Entered on: April 10, 2003 5:34 PM
This is site is going to come back and haunt me when I run for congress.
From: Ross Entered on: April 10, 2003 7:25 PM
A thought experiment pioneered by John's friend Mike:     Take a Slurpee machine, and fill it full of shit.     Now, pour yourself a shit-slurpee. Set it aside.     Now, wipe the nozzle off as well as you'd like AND JAM YOUR TONGUE IN IT! That's what you're doing when you're nose-deep in the spice, boys!
From: The Bone Entered on: April 10, 2003 10:01 PM
At the onset it does seem discusting but what Ross fails to realize is that it isn't just ordianry shit. It's beautiful girl shit, which has more nutrients.     I'll illustrate my point. If forced to chew on a log of shit derived from Earl (Butternut Earl) or say, Emily Karl, which would you choose? I rest my case.
From: Ross Entered on: April 10, 2003 10:12 PM
I think there's always at least one other choice in such a scenario. Even in the worst case, when presented with the Karl vs. Earl option, there is always death.     In the words of Trent the Uncatchable: "There is no problem so large that it cannot be run away from."
From: John Entered on: April 10, 2003 11:45 PM
Fresh out of the shower spice licking, recommended.   Fresh off the shitter spice licking, not recommended, to spicy.
From: The Bone Entered on: April 11, 2003 11:10 AM
What about a half day of marination to develop the musk?
From: John Entered on: April 11, 2003 1:49 PM
Marination of a hotties spice, recommended.   Marination of a non-hotties spice, not recommended.
From: The Bone Entered on: April 11, 2003 4:37 PM
Back to the Earl vs Karl turd theory. Especially if death is not an option in my make believe scenario.
From: Ross Entered on: April 11, 2003 5:55 PM
Like I guess, if I was strapped down with my jaw opened with a vice, and one way or another, one of their logs was going down my gullet? I guess I'd choose Emily's. But really it depends on the person's diet - I'd just be wagering that hers is a little less unsavory than Earl's.
From: John Entered on: April 12, 2003 12:22 AM
Absoulutly, Earl's diet consists of mostly junk food from what I've witnessed. By the way Bert, I doubt you would pick death over eating shit. While eating shit is surely unsavory, it is a better alternative than death. Hell, some people even seem to enjoy it, as we've seen.
From: BigFatty Entered on: April 12, 2003 6:35 PM
So if we are going to discuss this crap - which would you prefer - a choad nugget or a shot of diarreha espresso? The diarreha sounds worse, but you could down it quicker.     The 'Bone' photo was found in a box in my basement, not under my pillow. To continue my quest of embarassing Tony, I showed the picture to Maria. Her exact words, "Kinda fat and stubby."     I think the photos should be returned to their proper owner. I will be mailing the pics to Mrs. Bone anonymously. I think she may recognize said member and Tony will have some splain' to do!
From: Ross Entered on: April 12, 2003 7:33 PM
By the way, choad means penis, you choad-smoker.     Actually I just looked it up on the urban dictionary and there is some contention to its proper meaning. Still, I think you're misusing it:     http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=choa d
From: John Entered on: April 13, 2003 12:21 AM
Thats disturbing since a young hottie by the name of Valerie described my arm as "feeling like a choad". She said something about it being thicker than it was long.
From: The Bone Entered on: April 12, 2003 8:46 PM
#1 To my knowledge a Choad is the stretch of real estate between your nut sack and your anus. Otherwise known as the Botch.     #2 Maria got the fat part right, as for stubby, it was confined in my shorts, give it a chance to unfurl.     #3 Who's Valorie, and what kind of cocks has she encountered that would remind her of Roche's big arms. That would be disturbing.
From: BigFatty Entered on: April 12, 2003 9:58 PM
Roche and I had this conversation after Valerie felt his arms. He did not know what it meant. I had only heard it referencing a fat piece of shit, but wasn't too sure. Johnny and I discussed this some, trying to figure what she was saying. By any definition, whatever Valerie was saying about Johnny's arms is just strange - unless she thought his arm felt like a chinaman with a penis that was thicker than long (urbandictionary). I think we even discussed the penis angle, but the fat, hard piece of shit definition seemed more likely.
From: Ross Entered on: April 12, 2003 11:10 PM
Fat piece of shit, or stubby fat wang: Either way, it's a hilarious comparison.     Bone - I had always referred to the area between your sack and butthole as the taint. I never heard choad in that context.
From: John Entered on: April 13, 2003 12:31 AM
Valerie is Melissa's sister April's hot ass friend. I don't know what kind of cock's she has had, but it is fun to imagine a big fat one in her tight 17 year old pussy. I must say that along with Chuck I'm not to sure of the meaning of choad. April and Valerie were highly amused by this, which in turn made me feel old to realize I'm not up on the lingo of todays youth.
From: The Bone Entered on: April 13, 2003 3:08 AM
Ross, you are correct. Choad is synonymous with taint. Roche is a big perv but I'm down with the sickness.
From: The Bone Entered on: April 13, 2003 3:10 AM
Back to the spice. It's like in Frank Herbert's Dune. When you down there mining for spice, you have to be careful of the big brown worms.     Fear is the mindkiller.
From: Ross Entered on: April 13, 2003 7:53 PM
For seventeen year-olds, I can't even agree it's a sickness. If jerking off to senior-high cheerleaders is wrong, I don't wanna be right.     However, the Cedar Point ass-brushing incident was a bit over the top, if you guys recall. She was about 15, I think...
From: John Entered on: April 17, 2003 9:39 PM
What, the Cedar Point ass-brushing incident was completely warranted. Dude, she was at least 16, and thats all good!!!
From: Ross Entered on: April 17, 2003 9:43 PM
I don't know, man... I seem to recall Tony and I agreeing that there may not have been grass on her field. Either way, it was questionable.
From: John Entered on: April 17, 2003 10:48 PM
Are you kidding, most girls have grass by 12, she was certainly older than that. The Bone has no business commenting, since his motto is, "If there's hair I'm there". He once even professed he would go as low as 15 which is no younger than what you originally accused me of. Bert may find what I did a bit dubious, but the Bone on the other hand.....
From: The Bone Entered on: April 17, 2003 11:54 PM
Of course there is a big difference between talk and action, especiall when it involves an unsolicited ass-brushing of the barely pubescent style. I don't recall how old the girl was but I remember my reaction to the incident. I was aghast. By the way, my motto isn't "if there's hair, I'm there". I like em baldy.
From: Ross Entered on: April 17, 2003 11:56 PM
Agreed, but the motto could be amended to the less eloquent "If there was once hair there but now she shaves, I'm there."
From: John Entered on: April 18, 2003 12:41 AM
Well, perhaps it was a bit misguided. I don't think I'm so inclined anymore though. I certainly have'nt since. At the time I may have misjudged her age, but I assure you I am more vigilant now. So please cut the sanctimony guys.
From: Ross Entered on: January 13, 2010 9:16 AM
Ross said: A thought experiment pioneered by John's friend Mike: Take a Slurpee machine, and fill it full of shit. Now, pour yourself a shit-slurpee. Set it aside. Now, wipe the nozzle off as well as you'd like AND JAM YOUR TONGUE IN IT! That's what you're doing when you're nose-deep in the spice, boys! How incredibly prescient of Mike!  Check this out.
From: BigFatty Entered on: January 13, 2010 2:01 PM
Where is Mike working these days??  Did he have this same argument in Virginia and decide to prepare an example?