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From: The Bone Entered on: April 7, 2003 7:34 PM
Roche - your tendencies have been noted long before now.     I apologize for the moonings. I did not realize that you were stimulated by such an occurance. I regret that you have missinterpreted the mooning and that it brought out your tendancies. You are a good friend and I don't want to mislead you. I suggest Big Fatty as a source of comfort to you. He definately seems like he is willing to explore his softer side.
From: John Entered on: April 8, 2003 11:24 PM
Bone, you need to be commended for your research in finding this quote. With that said, I must say that Jack is a most unreliable source being that his only info in this area is derived from Big Fatty. In an asinine attempt to shift the "man - crush" from himself, Fatty tried to frame me for the crime. Jack should know better being that he is the one to have mentioned the fact that Fatty carried Tony's wang in his wallet. This is something I cannot be accused of. In the future I hope I won't be forced to recount Tony's dubious activities involving she-males in retort to further attacks. Hopefully from here on out we can focus on a new subject for discussion. I, for one have grown tired of this one. Any more comments on this subject would be "FRASHEERLESS" anyway.
From: Jackzilla Entered on: April 8, 2003 11:32 PM
Johnny, since this subject is closed for discussion I won't bring up your numerous references to Tony's "olive-toned skin."     Your welcome.
From: John Entered on: April 8, 2003 11:36 PM
At least I did'nt refer to his "olive-toned ass" like Fatty did earlier.
From: BigFatty Entered on: April 9, 2003 1:25 PM
Alas, Johnny - you couldn't leave well enough alone. Now BigFatty is to blame for the Grand Rapids Fag Hunt? To even make mention of the now famous 'Bone' photo being in my wallet was wrong. I only carry a money clip for the record. But this tidbit I submit to the jury. There is not one 'Bone' photo but two! GASP! Thats right. When I developed the photos, I got double prints. If I may refresh your memory... You were looking through the Costa Rica pictures and of course saw the 'Bone'. You then asked if you could have the copy since I had two. I gave you the copy! Whilst the 'Bone' was forced upon me, you actively requested your own personal copy! Is this becoming a bad Perry Mason reinactment, or is it just me?
From: The Bone Entered on: April 9, 2003 7:36 PM
I have to tell everyone involved at this website that I find it disturbing that 1, perhaps 2, members are at this moment cherishing the Bone bone. I reccomend a Bone burning ceremony to excorcise the gay demons which plague your soul.
From: John Entered on: April 9, 2003 8:21 PM
I merely have the photo for shock value(I spring it on unsuspecting victims) and I thought the Bone wanted it shown to as many females as possible. The pic is far from cherished as I have not seen it in many months. I will gladly relinquish the photo (most likely stolen by Zilla) to Big Fatty so he can immediately commence masterbation to the photo he once cherished.
From: Jackzilla Entered on: April 9, 2003 10:11 PM
Must I reiterate? Of the Fatty/Roche/Zilla trinity only Zilla can lay claim to:     1) Never having viewed or wanting to view the bone photo, and     2) Never having or wanting a personal copy of said photo.     Any claim stating Zilla stole the photo is obviously just a desperate and pathetic attempt to hide the truth (see quote above). Only Fatty and Roche remain as the true crank gawkers.
From: John Entered on: April 10, 2003 12:30 PM
Must I reiterate? I merely have the photo for shock value, nothing more. Furthermore, I am not a crank gawker, just a prankster. Zilla, are you afraid if you catch a glimpes of someones penis, this means your gay? Well I assure you this is not the case. I'm secure enough in my manhood unlike Zilla to know better. I am far from desperate or pathetic because of my unwavering confidence in my heterosexuality. Big Faggy on the other hand is not so confident. Years ago Ranard and I were able to convince Faggy he might be gay. Faggy chalks this up to an open mind. Thats awfully open and more than just his mind. So Zilla, spew away, because I know the truth. From here on out anything you have to say will read somthing like this, "Freer Sheer Freer Sheer" does'nt pertain to me.
From: Jackzilla Entered on: April 10, 2003 9:53 AM
CRANK GAWKER!!!