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QUOTE 207 - 42 Comments
From: Radmobile Entered on: September 4, 2007 3:28 PM
Not necessarily sex,  but any sort of amorous behaviour.  The idea is to keep it appropriately vague. "We could've gone to a movie after dinner, but that would be cutting into the time we had allocated for "times".  Sacrifices had to be made."
From: Ross Entered on: September 4, 2007 3:57 PM
Good one.  Vagueness is key - similar to the way "style" is used - it could mean just about anything - sort of the way Smurfs use the word "smurf".
From: Bunky Entered on: September 4, 2007 7:03 PM
I have noticed considerable improvement in Radmobile's Gears skills. It must be the recent after dinner "times", in lieu of movie time, at the new Rad Pad.
From: BigFatty Entered on: September 5, 2007 2:27 AM
I am sure his hand-eye coordination is improving since introducing new hand exercises to his daily repetoire. No longer is he only doing the wax on, wack-off motion. Now he has the tittie twirl, the finger-flick, and the all important bootie smack. The later two are of upmost importance in Gears. Thanks for the explaination on the new term. I've heard it enough, but was always thinking why Rad was bringing girls back to read the 'Financial Times' I do have one question.... is a Gnome outfit involved in any fashion during these times?
From: Radmobile Entered on: September 5, 2007 7:12 AM
No, the outfit is not worn, but the face shown is generally the "times" face as well. This new usage makes it harder to describe gaming at Jack's these days though. Someone could get the wrong idea.
From: NickNick Entered on: September 5, 2007 11:49 AM
Let's not forget about the variations as well. "Private times" could be used to help seperate itself from "good times." Where as "Happy Times" or "Personal Times" usually applies itself to self applicated "times" No, there is no wrong idea about Jack's. We all know that you and Jack have a special loving relationship and we are all accepting of it. Even when you throw in the monkeys and whipped cream.
From: Jackzilla Entered on: September 5, 2007 1:29 PM
NickNick - re: "self-applicated times" - I believe the term is "me time."  I'll have to ask Bells which terminology he prefers.
From: Radmobile Entered on: September 5, 2007 2:59 PM
I like the term "self serve."
From: NickNick Entered on: September 5, 2007 3:17 PM
We all know you like the self serve.  The question is, is it soft serve or not.
From: Radmobile Entered on: September 5, 2007 3:25 PM
Soft serve is a term I use more in reference to bowel movements.  It's where you've got an especially lengthy payload that wants to stay in one piece so you have to stand up and do the circular movement, like soft serve ice cream.
From: NickNick Entered on: September 10, 2007 8:01 AM
Holy crap that was funny.  By the way Rad, how are your Charlie Browns?  Jack and I had a fun time swinging off them on Saturday.  I'm only saying this because I will never play a game night like that again.  You know, the next time we play, that I'll be bent over spreading 'em and hollering your name.  Nice visual, I know.
From: Radmobile Entered on: September 10, 2007 8:54 AM
That was some funny business.  I've recently rediscovered Gears can be fun, when you're not being sniped by people who aren't fun to play with.  It truly is all about the diddle.  Even when you're sucking hind tit all night, that one diddle can make it all worthwhile.  My Charlie Browns are fine by the way.
From: Jackzilla Entered on: September 10, 2007 1:48 PM
I'm glad everyone is finally appreciating the times that can be had with Gears.  This past weekend was hilarious!  From the couch humping, coining new terms (Charlie Browns, Linus in the anus, etc), to even losing to Johnnybells, it's all good. Rad is right, of course: Sniping is full bullshit in Gears.  I hate it.  It sucks to be sniped, and it's boring as hell watching from the Death Lounge when the snipers are left.  Get your balls out and mix it up!  That's why all of EDGE's games are snipe free (and you should hear the 12-year-olds wine about it!).  Ahh ... and the diddle! By the way, the soft serve comment had me rolling, Rad!
From: Jackzilla Entered on: September 11, 2007 9:52 AM
Bone!  Are you out there?! You posted a bit back that you were going to pick up a 360 and Gears and practice so you didn't go all Bells come December when you come visit.  How's that going?  Or are you out in the world playing International Man of Mystery again?
From: Bunky Entered on: September 11, 2007 12:37 PM
Do we get to properly welcome Bone to Gears? I am sure he will appreciate the "full treatment".
From: Radmobile Entered on: September 11, 2007 1:19 PM
He may have to figure out a way to keep his Charlie Browns safe. Those are important to Bone.
From: NickNick Entered on: September 11, 2007 2:35 PM
I've heard that they're even more important to his lady friends.
From: Bunky Entered on: September 11, 2007 3:29 PM
If he puts his butt up in the air, we will be gentle on the Charlie Browns. I am sure he will need the Browns later for "times" with Peppermint Patty..... However, from what I have read here, everything always goes back to Linus with the Bone....
From: Jackzilla Entered on: September 11, 2007 5:02 PM
Good Lord! You people are hilarious! I love how Jackassary has now become a self-sufficient organism that doesn't require the input of the core members anymore to keep things buzzing.  Afterall: Bells has no use for the internet beyond porn.  Swerb is too busy writing for the Press and on his blog.  Fats, Creeko and Bone have become International Men of Mystery.  Even Bert seems to have less time on his hands since... re-discovering videogames on his maternity (he's the mama!) leave. Well done, young Jackassarians!
From: The Bone Entered on: September 11, 2007 10:19 PM
Did I hear someone calling my name?
From: Jackzilla Entered on: September 12, 2007 7:25 AM
That's all you have to say?  Fuck the Bone!
From: Bunky Entered on: September 12, 2007 10:44 AM
Doesn't Bone always hear someone calling his name? You should cut him some slack. He has probably worn out Woodstock and needs to refuel the Charlie Browns to get back to his old self.
From: Jackzilla Entered on: September 12, 2007 1:06 PM
Bunky said: Doesn't Bone always hear someone calling his name? You should cut him some slack. He has probably worn out Woodstock and needs to refuel the Charlie Browns to get back to his old self. Good Grief, Charlie Brown!
From: Radmobile Entered on: September 12, 2007 1:20 PM
You're a good man Charlie Brown.
From: NickNick Entered on: September 12, 2007 1:41 PM
And back to "Me Time"  Rad, I caught a sighting of Jessica Alba in a movie called "The Sleeping Diary".  Looked a little artsy.  But I didn't mind once I saw the nude scene. Just thought you should know, in case you still need some "Me Time"
From: Radmobile Entered on: September 12, 2007 1:49 PM
Been there, done that.  It was, of course, a body double in the aforementioned nude scene.  It was acceptable editing though nonetheless.  Jessica Alba as an island native....mmmmmmmm.  Good Luck Chuck on the other hand, I think I'm out.  I saw a clip on Letterman and I was shocked that it was the best they could come up with to showcase the film.
From: Ross Entered on: September 12, 2007 2:17 PM
Agreed about Chuck - she has some nice panty shots in the previews but that alone couldn't be enough for me to want to take in a showing.  Plus Dane Cook sucks.
From: Bunky Entered on: September 12, 2007 3:25 PM
Is it just me, or does everything go back to "Me Time" with NickNick?
From: The Bone Entered on: September 12, 2007 11:15 PM
Bunky said: If he puts his butt up in the air, we will be gentle on the Charlie Browns. I am sure he will need the Browns later for "times" with Peppermint Patty..... However, from what I have read here, everything always goes back to Linus with the Bone.... Who is this Peppermint Patty that Bunky speaks of? I'm interested in some times.
From: NickNick Entered on: September 13, 2007 1:57 PM
Bunky said: Is it just me, or does everything go back to "Me Time" with NickNick? What can I say.   I love me some Me Times.
From: NickNick Entered on: September 13, 2007 2:00 PM
I mean, look at my picture.  You think I'm like Bone and can get it anywhere?!?
From: Bunky Entered on: September 13, 2007 4:55 PM
There is no shame in "Me Times"! It helps keep my husband occupied while I am playing Gears!!!! Is that why Bone disappeared? He was having "times" everywhere and anywhere? Even Rad takes a "times out" and plays some Gears! Congrats on the new baby! I didn't know until yesterday..... That will increase your "Me Time" over the next few months!!
From: NickNick Entered on: September 13, 2007 5:19 PM
There was a huge increase in "Me Times."  It's been going on for a while. This naked picture of Zilla I have is really getting worn out from all the Me Times I'm enjoying.
From: BigFatty Entered on: September 14, 2007 1:02 PM
Fatty, international man of mystery is back..... but still is cornfused about the Charlie Browns.  If you are a true student of JA, you will remember that Fatty was formerly known as Chuck, thanks to JohnnyBells.  Are Charlie Browns the same as Peppermint's pattie, the thing that the Bone is trying to get a bite of all the time? I wish there where cool stories to explain my absence.... but..... no. Baby clock is at 5 weeks and counting.  Tomorrow I go to some sort of Yoga birthing class.  Don't even ask.....  At this point, I just go and don't say anything.  I can't even hope that there will be hot yoga chicks bending over in awesome poses - just pregnant chicks. There is a strong possibility that Fatty will be in Houston in about 2 months for a week or so.  Will there be a Fatty showing??????  I'll look into it... maybe for a weekend. Yo Chuck!  We got a lot on non-believers out there!  Yo Chuck!  Kick it!!!
From: NickNick Entered on: September 14, 2007 1:58 PM
Pregnant women can be hot.
From: BigFatty Entered on: September 14, 2007 2:25 PM
Steaming turds are hot too.  They are a different type of hot, obviously... and so are pregnant woman.  But, if you think that when I go to this yoga birthing class I will be surrounded by hot, pregnant women... well sir - you need more 'Me time'.  I will be surrounded by big, round women in sweat pants.  Many will be beautiful.... but I doubt any will be hot.  But if I pull out my half-pack of Smarties, you will be the first to know.
From: Bunky Entered on: September 14, 2007 3:01 PM
I think NickNick maybe be on the herny side.... Fatty, Charlie Browns and the Peppermint Patty are not the same thing. Since Bone is a Peppermint Patty connoisseur, I am sure can give you more information.....It would be sweet if you could make an XBOX Live showing while in the states... Radmobile can educate you on the art of saving your Charlie Browns while playing Gears...
From: Radmobile Entered on: September 14, 2007 3:05 PM
It's strange, Fatty does bear a striking resemblance to the Charlie Browns. Actually, I started using the Charlie Browns term after re-watching some Arrested Develpment episodes in which Buster keeps talking about his Charlie Browns. It struck me as a lot more funny the second time watching through for some reason. We have since started using it in Gears.
From: NickNick Entered on: September 14, 2007 3:30 PM
Josh, did you just compare Will to your Charlie Browns???? Like, do sit naked in your bedroom and look at them and say, "hey, these look familiar. Oh that's right, they look like Will. Oh, that's rich!!"
From: BigFatty Entered on: September 14, 2007 3:42 PM
Josh I am going to call you J.J. - why??????  You are all about the 'Good Times!' Dyn-O-mite!!!! I am concerned that when you look at your penis, you think of me....  I hope it is not in a session of 'Me time'...
From: NickNick Entered on: September 14, 2007 3:47 PM
I think he might even whisper sweet nothings about you into a little ear he draws on it.
From: Jackzilla Entered on: September 24, 2007 3:14 PM
I get a funny call this morning from Natron: "I'm subscribing to the Natron Daily Times!"  Translation:  He's got a new girlfriend and she's a fan of times.  On a regular basis.