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Entered on: May 20, 2007 12:00 AM by Ross
Quote:
You came in that shirt, he came with that hairdo.
 
- Johnnybells
Explanation:
An incredulous John can't believe a party guest called Bert's choice of attire into question while also having easily the worst choice of hairstyle among the attendees.

Photographic documentation of the hairdo in question is provided at right.

QUOTE 205 - 25 Comments
From: Ross Entered on: May 20, 2007 8:09 PM

Sorry to preempt your quote Zilla, but I felt that this was in fact the quote of the evening and had to be shared with all ASAP. 

I also have many good video clips to share.  All are in XviD format, at 640x480 and are pretty good quality:

John Tells Fatty the Hairdo Story  

John Shares an Intimate Moment

John/Fatty Bad Andy Prison Skit  

Creeko Naked on Lawn Story

Finally, all the clips strung together, plus school/bar fight stories told toward the end of the night.  This is about 10 minutes of video altogether, and is around 44MB, so download at your discretion.


 
From: Radmobile Entered on: May 21, 2007 10:14 AM
Dude!  I thought the party was dying down so we took off.  Apparently the party wasn't dead, it just moved into the garage.  I had a good time there regardless, though some of us did feel a bit out of place.  Natron felt particularly sweet upon realizing most of the people were dressed well and we were in a fairly impressive neighborhood  and he was in his t-shirt and jeans with his booze standing on the doorstep saying "Is this the right place?"

So what did the crew end up doing yesterday?  See Spider-Man or Shrek?
 
From: Ross Entered on: May 21, 2007 10:18 AM
Spidey 3 on IMAX.  I'm definitely done with Spidey in the theater but it was worth it to see it in IMAX, IMO.  The action scenes definitely felt more grandiose and more fun.  
 
From: Jackzilla Entered on: May 21, 2007 10:54 AM

Fuck the Bert!  Where was my call for Spidey 3?  Arsehurls.

Rad - If I'd've known Natron would feel out of place I would have loaned him a monkey shirt from my closet:  Perfect for any party.


 
From: Ross Entered on: May 21, 2007 12:09 PM

Sorry Zilla, I do feel bad and I instructed Johnny to apologize on my behalf (not that I was any more guilty than he was) - we decided very last minute to go to Spidey, and figured a) you wouldn't want to go again since you usually denigrate those who partake in repeat viewings and b) you wouldn't have been able to make it anyway since we were so pressed for time. 

Anyway, I mostly only took video at the party but I took a few pics.  If interested, they're online at Flickr here


 
From: Ross Entered on: May 21, 2007 12:45 PM

Well, you knew it had to happen:  I put the Bad Andy Prison Skit on YouTube:


 
From: Radmobile Entered on: May 21, 2007 1:00 PM
Priceless!  Now we just wait for it to show up on G4's attack of the show.  They usually do a best of you-tube type segment every episode. They're gonna be more famous than the Star Wars kid.
 
From: Ross Entered on: May 21, 2007 1:06 PM
I used to watch that show but the hot chick annoys me now.  Still, I want to see her naked very, very badly...
 
From: Radmobile Entered on: May 21, 2007 2:07 PM
She hasn't started annoying me yet.  I'm easily distracted. She did a skit where she was dressed as Wonder Woman. I was not offended.
 
From: Ross Entered on: May 21, 2007 2:28 PM

So everyone knows, we're talking about this chick:

Olivia Munn


 
From: Jackzilla Entered on: May 21, 2007 2:49 PM
Yes, she is highly offensive.  I'm glad I don't get G4 now.

 
From: The Bone Entered on: May 21, 2007 11:18 PM
Unfortunately I can't make out the dialogue over Zilla's maniacal cackle.
 
From: Ross Entered on: May 22, 2007 8:48 AM
There really isn't much in the way of dialogue.  The one key line is "where do you think you're going?" after Bad Andy apparently decides he likes getting F'd in the A.
 
From: Radmobile Entered on: May 22, 2007 3:34 PM
This skit has evolved quite bit over the past couple weeks. I love the new addition of pulling "prison tough" Fatty around by his crank with arms flailing.
 
From: Jackzilla Entered on: May 22, 2007 3:49 PM
It's too bad we didn't get together for some GEARS OF WAR cuz I'm dying to throw the "ooh yeah... put your butt up in the air" taunt out there (see: John Shares an Intimate Moment.)
 
From: Radmobile Entered on: May 23, 2007 2:33 PM
I liked how green t-shirt dude keeps showing at the most awkward of times.  Also I'm a little confused about the hair guy.  Was he insulting the shirt or impressed by it?
 
From: Ross Entered on: May 23, 2007 2:42 PM

I agree about green t-shirt.  His appearances were almost comedic themselves.

As for Hairdo, I'm not sure that he was either impressed by nor insulting the shirt.  He thought it was too "fancy" for the party.  He didn't elaborate.  I dunno, maybe he was right.  We didn't discuss it long enough for me to be offended.


 
From: Ross Entered on: May 28, 2007 7:16 PM

Can't resist, one more picture of the girl above:

munn as leia


 
From: The Bone Entered on: May 29, 2007 11:20 PM
I'd buttsex her!
 
From: BigFatty Entered on: May 30, 2007 5:55 PM
Yes - she is pretty hot....  I do need to add a comment here -

Christina Aguilera - Candyman

Man, that is one woman.  She can buttsex me!  I've always had a thing for her when she was young, slutty, and trash.  But now......  BAM!  Pure Hot.

 

Watch the video and see her in the shorts.......  Holy Jeebus!!!



 
From: Ross Entered on: June 3, 2007 9:13 PM

One quick video (5MB) from this weekend's Cubs Game Adventure featuring Bells, Swerb, Radmobile, and yours truly.  Johnny requested that I post this video to alert Zilla of why going to bars is advisable.

I had to artifically brighten the video as the lighting was a bit low.  

Not too many photos, but here's a couple.  The rest can be found here.

Fatty already commented on Swerb's sunburn:

Bells has an uncanny ability to sleep in fantastic poses:



 
From: Jackzilla Entered on: June 4, 2007 9:18 AM
Any noteworthy shenanigans to report?  I haven't heard from Rad... did he survive?  Will he ever be the same again, or was it a loss of innocence?
 
From: Radmobile Entered on: June 4, 2007 9:37 AM
Nothing too insane.  We had fun, but I wasn't corrupted.  I got back into town at 5:00 and went to a cousin's graduation open house in Grand Haven.  Didn't get back to the treehouse til 11:45.  I close on my house today.  I haven't had a lot of free time.  Rest assured though, you'll get your stories in due time Zills.
 
From: Bunky Entered on: July 31, 2007 1:58 AM

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,22146863-23109,00.html

Zilla, I found the perfect accessory for Johnnybells and his sweet phone sex voice.


 
From: Ross Entered on: July 31, 2007 8:35 AM
Sweet, it's only a matter of time until he stocks this at the Verizon store...

 

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