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From: BigFatty Entered on: June 5, 2004 8:04 AM
I was WOOOOOOOOOO Fucked up Thursday night. We just finished exams and there was a big school party. 5 euros for an all you can drink party and they mainly served liqour. Fatty was *slightly* sauced. Bone will appreciate this - At one point my buddy Nate found a almost full bottle of Absinthe. I remember Tony telling me about it - so I had to try it. I was already a bit toasted, and I poured a nice big glass. Nate was - dude! Thats 70 % alcohol! Whatever. Shit Negro, it blew my doors off. Thats some strong shit. Well, I didn't want anyone else to find my newfound treasure, so I shoved the whole bottle in my back pocket and was wandering around the party. Nate found me later and wisely removed the bottle. My highlighted memory is knocking off the roll of toilet paper onto the piss and puked soaked floor - picking up the soaking roll, and putting it back in the dispenser. Classic.     The next day I marveled at the amount of puke I had on my lower pants and shoes.     I have had my fill of partying for a while, thanks.
From: The Bone Entered on: June 5, 2004 10:30 AM
Absinthe is some hard pipe hittin liquor. The problem is it tastes so shitty you would have o be totally drunk before you could possibly stomach it. Also, the preferred method is to fill the glass with water and pour a shot over a cube of sugar. To drink it straight is pure madness. You were Woooooooo Fucked Up!
From: John Entered on: June 5, 2004 11:05 AM
I just can't believe the tales from the Fatty these days. In his early twenties he was never woooooooo Fucked Up like the Bone and I. Now it's the norm for him it seems. The Bone and I got together just recently and we got our drink on but we were never woooooooo Fucked Up. I was pretty drunk a Bert's birthday party but again I wouldn't go as far as woooooooo Fucked Up. Most of us outgrew the woooooooo Fucked Up drunk style a while ago and Fatty is just discovering it now. Better late than never I guess.
From: Creeko Entered on: June 7, 2004 3:15 AM
Johnybells: I was pretty drunk a Bert's birthday party but again I wouldn't go as far as woooooooo Fucked Up     This reminds me of Johny's drinking stories, no matter how drunk he was he would almost inevitably say I've been far drunker.
From: Ross Entered on: June 7, 2004 2:05 PM
This seems to be a classic statement of most people who are prone to heavy drinking, you're right Creeko.     Rochella, even though you weren't wooooo Fucked Up at my party, your drinking powers have waned so that even a comparatively small amount of drinking causes a more severe reduction in mental acuity. This is not to say that I haven't seen you drunker. Indeed, the East Lansing Jailhouse Rock incident springs to mind...     I just like the fact that you can use the phrase "wooooooo Fucked Up" four times in one paragraph. :)
From: John Entered on: June 7, 2004 6:38 PM
I just like the phrase "woooooooo Fucked Up". It's true that my drinking powers have declined in recent years due in part to my inactivity. I believe Creeko is referring to a time I was going to drive myself home and told people not to worry, "I've driven far drunker than this before". Pretty funny I admit, but I'm not sure I've said this on any other occasions.
From: Jackzilla Entered on: June 7, 2004 8:26 PM
Can I get a wooooooooo wooooooooo!
From: Ross Entered on: June 7, 2004 10:20 PM
I think I can incorporate "wooooooooo fuck _____" into many more phrases -     "Want to go see Van Helsing?"   "Wooooooo fuck that!"     "Do you enjoy the Lindsay Lohan pictures?"   "Woooooooo fuck yes!"     "Hey, you have BBQ sauce on your shirt."   "Woooooooo fuck you!"
From: Jackzilla Entered on: June 8, 2004 6:01 PM
Wow! No new posts all day!? Disgraceful!     Do I have to employ "The Grain of Rice Response" to get things going again?
From: The Bone Entered on: June 8, 2004 6:28 PM
Is that a reference to someone's wang?
From: Ross Entered on: June 9, 2004 9:05 AM
Alright, here's a funny page to amuse you:     http://rita.thegourmet.com/computers.html
From: BigFatty Entered on: June 11, 2004 7:39 AM
I do think that "wooooooo fuck ya!" and "woooooooo fuck you!" are used by me and Tony on occasions. But I do agree with Bert in thinking that "Wooooooooo" needs to be incorporated more into our venacular. It just adds so much more to a statement. Wooooooooo fuck ya!
From: Jackzilla Entered on: June 11, 2004 11:04 AM
Someone needs to pronounce this for me because I don't recognize this from any Jackasserian's speech. Does "whooooooo" rhyme with "choo choo"?