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Entered on: December 8, 2003 12:00 AM by The Bone

Remember that heinous pic of the motorcycle crash guy? Here's one of a girl who was driving while intoxicated. She's still alive and coming to talk to us on Tuesday about the experience. Thing is, she used to be pretty hot. Now, not so much.

PHOTO 85 - 11 Comments
From: The Bone Entered on: December 8, 2003 11:02 PM
Not the good life.
From: BigFatty Entered on: December 9, 2003 12:53 AM
I can't even begin to put together her face. I see some teeth, but that landmark does me no good.     You my friend like gore far too much. I bet you want to put your dick in her bloody eyesocket (Where ever it is!).
From: John Entered on: December 9, 2003 2:36 AM
Defintely not the good life!
From: Ross Entered on: December 9, 2003 11:03 AM
What does the Navy hope to gain by having this woman speak to you guys? What, is this a high school assembly? I'd be fairly insulted if I were you.     And this also definitely bolsters my theory of the Bone being one sick and twisted mofo.
From: The Bone Entered on: December 9, 2003 11:39 AM
Every so often, each command within the Navy has whats called a "Safety Stand-down". Due to the high risk nature of aviation, it's good to have these every once in a while to remind people to be careful. Usually they show pics of people's heads being split by propeller arcs, hands chopped off by haphazard maintenance procedures, planes running into mountains, etc. In conjunction with this, they also talk about safety during off-duty hours such as water safety, house fires, and drunk driving - especially during the holiday season.     It is in fact a high school assembly. Many of the attendees are enlisted guys who just got out of high school last week and are prone to acts of buffoonery. Many of them are pretty smart guys looking for funds for college, but many are of very limited intelligence. It probably saves a few of them from getting killed or maimed.
From: Ross Entered on: December 9, 2003 10:16 PM
"Prone to acts of buffoonery." I am going to have to re-use that one. I actually did kind of think that you would view your enlisted men as essentially high school students, so the comparison seemed apt. And as insulting as it may be, when you put it that way, sometimes crude examples probably are the best way to drive the point home.     Anyway, I'd be interested to see the "after" pic of this chick. I'm betting that plastic surgery is still pretty far from optimal when faced with a patient like this one.
From: The Bone Entered on: December 10, 2003 2:08 AM
Here's a link that shows before and after pics. I would have been pissed if they saved me.     http://www.duihope.org/pictures_drunk_driving_crash 3.html
From: Ross Entered on: December 10, 2003 9:33 AM
Yeah. Even worse than the facial disfigurement, she suffered brain damage. The worst is if you're not so brain damaged that you don't know what happened to you - that you used to be smarter. I would rather be dead for sure than have that happen to me.     That actually happened to my mom's best friend in college - she had some kind of infection that got into her brain thru her eye, and her parents were too stupid to tell the doctors to get rid of the eye - the only thing that would save her brain. So the eye eventually got ruined anyway, along with part of her brain. Now, this chick was (according to my mom) a super genius - top of her class at University of Detroit. After all this shit, she probably had an IQ in the 70s or 80s. Functional, but mildly retarded. The worst part is that she KNEW that she used to be smart! She saw the books that were on her shelf, and she knew she could once read and understand them! Every time I think of this it fucks me up. What a horrible, horrible fate. Worse than death, if you ask me.
From: John Entered on: December 10, 2003 12:10 PM
Brain damage, blindness, and a disfigured face. A Heavy penalty to pay for drunk driving. The only thing I can think of that would be worse is to have taken a kid out while drunk driving and have to live with that fact.
From: Creeko Entered on: December 11, 2003 2:56 AM
I know it's not comparable, but a language barrier can be just as frustrating. In English I can say exactly what I want in a number of colorful variations depending on the person and situation. In Spanish I probably sound like Corkey. The worst part is knowing that I?m far sweeter than most of them and I?m worse off trying to defend myself because when it comes to a match of wits, a lack of eloquence will get you kicked in the ass every time.
From: The Bone Entered on: December 13, 2003 12:18 AM
I forgot to tell you how the presentation went. The lady showed us more pictures that were unbelievably gruesome. She's completely blind so she probably has no idea of the horror I had to witness. At times she was lucid, other times she was incoherent. She has short term memory loss so she would say the same damn thing 5 times in a row. She has had the most reconstructive surgeries of anyone. The doctor must be a fucking master craftsman because she was resonably human looking. Believe me, this picture isn't the worst. There are a couple where your thinking, "grab my shotgun, this is a beast from hell!".