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Entered on: August 7, 2003 12:00 AM by Creeko
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This guy is sweet!

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From: The Bone Entered on: August 7, 2003 10:06 AM
I don't understand what the fuck he is saying. "Tron my shirt bitch"? What does that mean? He is sweet though. Nothing like the word bitch in a feminist rally. I hate feminists. There was less crime on the streets when bitches were at home raising kids and cooking solid meals. Less fat kids too, cause no need for Mc Donalds. Fuckin feminists. Can't wait to hear from the grand daddy of all mysogonists. Bert.
 
From: Ross Entered on: August 7, 2003 12:23 PM
Ouch - that's a bit overly harsh, methinks. I ain't like that no more, Bone. Well, not so much anyway. The lovely and talented Heather has restored much of my faith in the female species.  
 
That sign is hilarious, but that's waaay stankier than I would ever dare to be. Did you seriously not see that it says "Iron", not "Tron", or was that a feeble attempt at humor?  
 
I will say this, though - the attorney I had when I was buying my condo was highly competent (not for a woman, for anyone), and while I was remarking to Fregly how impressed I was, he cautioned me that she was not attractive at all. I wasn't shocked by this in the slightest and told him that I would actually be shocked if she was, as I can't envision a woman so competent and being hot at the same time. I'm sure it happens, but it's exceedingly rare in my experience. If that's mysogonistic, so be it., but in my mind, it's not so much about women as it is about both men and women: hot chicks just don't HAVE to work as hard, hence attain high levels of competence, because men tend to let them slide by quite a bit easier the hotter they are. So it's men's fault mostly, it's only natural that generally speaking, you're going to be as skilled as you have to be.
 
From: Jackzilla Entered on: August 7, 2003 2:32 PM
1) I don't see the picture.  
 
2) Ross - It's "female gender" NOT "female species." D'oh!  
 
3) Hotness is to some extent a result of effort. For instance, some hot chicks look shitty in the morning with their makeup off. On the flipside some plain, brainy chicks look hot when you take them out of their nerd clothes and throw them in a bikini. Generally more time spent learning a skill equals less time spent reading Cosmo and working out.  
 
4) All chicks need to learn to cook and iron.
 
From: Ross Entered on: August 7, 2003 2:47 PM
1) It's there.  
 
2) Species, I says. It was intentional.  
 
3) I agree, and it doesn't effect my argument at all in any case.  
 
4) Agreed.  
 

 
From: Jackzilla Entered on: August 7, 2003 5:05 PM
1) The pic shows under Explorer but not when I login under CompuServe. By the way, what does "Tron my shirt, Bitch" mean?  
 
2) Ok, but it's still wrong. Congradulantions!  
 
3) No argument here nor there.  
 
4) Undeniable  
 
 
BONUS!  
 
5) Aren't numbered posts fun? Ok, I'll stop now.  

 
From: Bunky Entered on: May 31, 2008 4:19 PM

I thought you men would find this interesting. I was very excited to learn this:

http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/84625.php

I always wanted to be competent at driving a car and reading a map. That GPS system telling me where to turn is a real bitch!

Now I can go all Bunky McNally and break out the maps with the cute little numbers and arrows. I can't wait to barbie up the cover of my Rand McNally road atlas. I may even get crazy and break out the Bedazzler!

I use to wonder why I often get truckers honking at me on the Interstate when I am traveling alone for work. Now I know. They are amazed that I am a female operating a vehicle and staying in my own lane!

 

 

 

 


 
From: Jackzilla Entered on: May 31, 2008 9:07 PM
Bunky said:

I use to wonder why I often get truckers honking at me on the Interstate when I am traveling alone for work. Now I know. They are amazed that I am a female operating a vehicle and staying in my own lane!

 

More likely they're just checkin' out the "fun bags" Bunky.


 
From: Bunky Entered on: May 31, 2008 9:36 PM

Oh. I guess I should start wearing a shirt then when I am rollin' in the Chrysler Town and Country work mobile....

If I ever move to Michigan, this will be my license plate:

California's DMV sucks. You can't copy the license plate layout and post it, and you have to explain the meaning of your vanity plate when you are applying for it.

FUNBAGS: Party favors that provide hours of endless entertainment.

 


 
From: BigFatty Entered on: June 1, 2008 1:38 AM

Interesting article written about bored scientists.  I am sure they were like - Dude, I am bored.  You know what we should do?  We should, like, have an experiment on some cool things we really like.  Maybe on how much Taco Bell Gorditos increase your Ninja skills, or shit, we should do something with hot chicks.  Maybe we have hot chicks and we experiment how much sweeter we are at video games than they are!  We can measure realitive sweetness with Brix refractometry.

So they were obviously dissapointed in the results:

"Clearly, something dramatic is happening in the brain when we see marked improvements in spatial skills after only ten hours of game playing and these improvements are maintained for many months."

Dude, admit it.  The chicks caught on faster than you and whooped your asses!

ONLY TEN HOURS OF GAME PLAYING???  Surely all your test subjects are equally brain dead and will soon be dreaming of sticky gernades and machine-gun fire.


 
From: Bunky Entered on: June 1, 2008 4:10 AM

Oh Canada, you must be so proud of your contributions to the medical field. I can't believe crap like this even gets published.

I would like to read the actual study, protocol enrollment criteria and reasons for exclusion. I would also be interested to see the average education level, age, income level, ethnicity, and number of men and women enrolled.

I am also interested in how they quantified their driving, map reading abilities, and BBQ building before and after techniques.

I am glad to know that in 2008, thanks to video games and this moron's lame study, that I have the ability to participate in remedial tasks, and maybe even progress to solving fractions after I beat the campaign on Viva Pinata.

I will have to ask my sister is she was secretly playing video games while pursuing her bachelor's and master's degrees in applied mathematics and statistics.


 

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