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Entered on: July 18, 2003 12:00 AM by Creeko

Congradulantions shemp on becoming a new dad! I not sure what baby shemp is but if it is what I think it is, I'm not giving it to my baby!

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From: Creeko Entered on: July 18, 2003 7:08 AM
Alright so its missing an 'H' its still a scary concept.
From: Creeko Entered on: July 18, 2003 7:11 AM
Ross - I can't edit my congradumalations mistake.
From: Ross Entered on: July 18, 2003 8:34 AM
Bitch, bitch, bitch... alright, so that's another item to add to my list. I figured there were so few photo captions that that wouldn't be a high priority... but noooooo.... Anyway, isn't there actually a baby Shemp running around right now? In fact I know there is because she was crying in my ear while talking to Roche last night. I also like how the word above "Baby Semp" is "Drickfardig". I don't know what that means but it's sweet.
From: Jackzilla Entered on: July 18, 2003 9:16 AM
The best word is the one on the bottom of the box! Go look at it now! It's SWEET! I like how it runs together like the title of a Parliament-Funkadelic track (I count 22 letters). Plus as a bonus, a couple letters have those cool little dots above (like Motley Crue does with their name). By the way, Creeko... Congradulantions! You're a worse speller than Roche!
From: Ross Entered on: July 18, 2003 10:46 AM
Speaking of Shemp, I did a little research online and just learned that Shemp was Moe's brother in real life. So Roche, perhaps we should be calling you "Moe Roche."
From: BigFatty Entered on: July 18, 2003 1:42 PM
If Johnny is Moe Roche (which I like), then I must be Curly. I'm resembling him more and more since the hair-do change and the Fatty girth. But considering hair-dos..... Ross is a definate Larry. Maybe not with his current style, but with the conglomeration of past hair-dos. I'm sensing that Zilla will be making a picture soon of our faces on the Stooges heads.     Viva la Fatty!
From: Swerb Entered on: July 18, 2003 11:30 PM
You know, I think we should try to come up with our own definition of "drickfardig." I did a search to find a translation, and came up empty-handed, so it must be some German (I'm assuming it's German) version of a made-up word like Snapplicious (or something).     Anyway, what exactly is this mysterious product? It looks like a stodgy, Eastern European kiddie juice box - but, being Eastern European, it's probably not orange or grape, but turnip- or ventricle-flavored.     By the way, Zilla, the two little dots that go above various vowels are "umlauts" (pronounced oohmlowwts). Motorhead and Spinal Tap are also umlauteers...
From: John Entered on: July 19, 2003 1:57 AM
On behalf of Zilla, thanks for the edification Swerb. Without you those little dots would have remained a mystery.     In my younger days my disposition was a bit like Moe's. In fact I treated Shemp much the same way as Moe did in the Three Stooges. Bert also received some Larry like treatment back in the day.
From: Ross Entered on: July 19, 2003 7:44 AM
True, the thrown-out-of-the-house-by-the-hair incident after a game of Uno was one such time.     My guess for the product is some kind of similac.
From: Jackzilla Entered on: July 19, 2003 9:11 AM
Swerb: Thank you for the umlauts clarification. I wanna be an umlauteer! I think I'll start putting umlauts over the "a" and "i" in Jackzilla. It looks sweet! Or is its use reserved for Germans and metal bands?
From: The Bone Entered on: July 20, 2003 11:15 AM
I'm going on the record saying that from now on I shall only use the word "Congradulantions" as it is spelled here. I feel it is a far sweeter spelling than the original. Hopefully this won't leave you cornfused (another version of confused I like to use).
From: Creeko Entered on: July 21, 2003 3:05 AM
Ross is right, it?s infant formula, I believe it's from Denmark.     And just for the record, the first misspelling was a typo, the second was intentional to make light of my err, knowing full well that it would not go unnoticed.     Oh and Bone, in regards to your comment, don't be a Drickfardig.
From: The Bone Entered on: July 21, 2003 10:06 AM
You must be cornfused Creeko. As I wrote earlier (please try and pay attention), I just like the modifed version better - no offense to you.
From: Ross Entered on: July 21, 2003 10:35 AM
I refuse to allow it to be corrected, as I'm having too much fun with all of this. Plus, I have a feeling that the only part of it Creeko wants to correct is the extraneous "n", and he fully intended it to be "congradulations" rather than "congratulations". Therefore, no correction will be allowed.     Mwahahahaha, I'm drunk on the power!
From: Creeko Entered on: July 21, 2003 11:41 AM
Fine then, but let it be know that I retain rights to the word "Congradulantions" and will seek royalties from all those whom use it. Bone - it would take far more for you to offend and or confuse me. You see, I just wanted to be the first to use the word Drickfardig in a sentence, you mustn?t expect your snide remark to go unrequited. Hence the name of the website.
From: Swerb Entered on: July 21, 2003 12:51 PM
Creeko: Better go register congradulantions.com, cuz it's the hottest new catch phrase since "Not!"     Actually, you may be able to copyright the word "congradulantions," because it's your own creation. I know this little tidbit of copyright law because of band names... Metallica, being a made-up word, can be trademarked; hence, a cosmetics company (I forget who now) tried to name a product "metallica" because of its color, but got the legal smackdown from the band. However, the Eagles, for example, can't copyright their name because the word existed prior to the band. If they changed their name to the Eaglez, though, it would be a different story.     More meaningless facts, courtesy of the Swerb.
From: The Bone Entered on: July 22, 2003 1:46 AM
Metallica are a bunch of greedy, prissy, litigious fucks.
From: Jackzilla Entered on: July 22, 2003 4:13 PM
Metallica are old as shit. Shouldn't they be playing some kind of "metal jazz" at this stage of their career?
From: Swerb Entered on: July 23, 2003 12:01 AM
Zilla, I believe you're making a Spinal Tap reference... if so, the song is called "Jazz Odyssey." Ah... another classic moment.     As for Metallica being litigous, Bone, did you see the hoax article that had a lot of people in an uproar last week? It's funny because it's absurd, but not so absurd as to not fit in with Metallica's sue-happy ways. A lot of "legit" news sources cited it to be true, proving that the media is, as usual, clueless:     http://www1.scoopthis.com/411/met_uf/stc_met_uf_mtv .htm
From: Ross Entered on: July 23, 2003 7:16 AM
Dude, I read that and thought it was real. I shrugged it off because like Bone, I thought Metallica were so fucking retarded already, that it sounded par for the course.