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Entered on: June 5, 2003 12:00 AM by The Bone

I went spearfishing here the other day and 2 big hammerheads harassed a couple guys that were a few hundred yards away from me. They were surprised I didn't see them. I did feel something pulling my float though. I assumed it was just the current but sensed something weird. I was towing the float about 50 ft behind me, just beyond visibility. I'm glad I didn't see them otherwise I would have imploded from fright.

PHOTO 43 - 11 Comments
From: Creeko Entered on: June 5, 2003 3:03 AM
I think a hammerhead shark sighting would, almost certainly, induce a discharge of chaff
From: John Entered on: June 5, 2003 9:43 AM
Dude, you look like your balding in that picture. Also that shark must have turned you white with fear.
From: Jackzilla Entered on: June 5, 2003 10:06 AM
Bone -- John is right. Where's that olive-toned skin I've heard so much about? You're as white as my Michigan-Winter Ass!     By the way, hammerheads are nothing. I got attacked by a dolphin at Sea World once. Fortunately I was quick enough at the age of 8 to avoid serious injury -- I have but a scar on my pinky. Vicious bastards those dolphins. I don't think enough exposure is given to off-shore dolphin rapings either. The human victims are too ambarrased to report the incidents. The numbers are huge though. Don't be fooled, dolphins are vicious, horny bastards.
From: The Bone Entered on: June 5, 2003 10:40 AM
I'm actually pretty tan right now. The sun was just fucking with exposure. As for bald - we were hauling ass over there and the wind blew back my wet hair. Glad your looking out for my suave looks though.
From: John Entered on: June 5, 2003 10:48 AM
The exposure I believe, but dude, your balding.
From: Ross Entered on: June 5, 2003 11:09 AM
Damn, that's a bit harsh to harp on, don't you think Roche? I mean that'd be like me rubbing in high blood pressure or something - actually worse, since blood pressure is something you can control to some extent whereas baldness isn't. Perhaps you're a bit envious of Tony and seeking to knock him down a peg? After all, he is in a pretty sweet locale in that picture...
From: John Entered on: June 5, 2003 11:13 AM
I call it like I see it and the Bone is balding in a sweet locale.
From: The Bone Entered on: June 5, 2003 4:49 PM
Rest assured Roche, the pic is misleading. I've always had a high hairline since day one. My hairdo hasn't lost any ground. If it has - I really don't give a fuck. That's what happens when you get old.
From: Swerb Entered on: June 5, 2003 11:40 PM
OK, you fucks. My hair has been vacating the premises since I was, oh, 21 years old. Shit happens, ain't nuthin' you can do about it. Even if Bone is balding, which he apparently ain't, just be thankful you're still suave on the top of your head.     Oh, and seeing a couple of hammerheads would have found me logging on my inner net. (Inner net = that lining in your swimsuit. Yeah, I stole the joke from "The Simpsons.")
From: Ross Entered on: June 6, 2003 7:19 AM
I actually mentioned your story to Roche as evidence of how it's not cooth to make fun of someone if their hair is thinning. But he would have none of it...
From: John Entered on: June 6, 2003 10:52 AM
That's because I know the Bone is not balding and he knows I'm just fucking with him.