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Entered on: June 1, 2003 12:00 AM by John

I thought Zilla might like some boobies. Sorry Bone if Brook is to flabby for you. Next time I will post a male bodybuilder for you so you can punch your clown.

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From: John Entered on: June 1, 2003 4:26 PM
I must say that I enjoy this pic a lot better than Fatty with Dark Angel's head. The previous pic was funny but as you can see I like the hotties.     Oh, don't worry, i'm not going to turn this into a porn site. This will be my last hot chick pic for now.
From: The Bone Entered on: June 1, 2003 7:28 PM
Brooke Burke has always been rated high on my "to do" list. For several reasons she ranks superior to Jessica Alba; She has a much tighter body with hefty bussoms. She has a much, much better personality - at least judging from the amount of info one can gleen from the available media sources. Her face has the sort of simetry which equates to classical definitions of beauty. She isn't a lop-sided troglodite.     Also, because I don't think Alba is very hot and is flabby, you equate that with to liking dudes. To clarify this misconception, see Bert's reference on the term orthagonal. I leave the crank-gawking to you and Fattness. Good day.
From: John Entered on: June 1, 2003 11:24 PM
I happen to think Jessica Alba is hot. Your asinine statements are falling on deaf ears. Say what you will, most people I know think that she is hot. You my friend are in the minority.     To exempt yourself from "crank gawking" is truely absurd when one considers your strange affinity for she-males. One can only assume your gawking at thier cranks.
From: Jackzilla Entered on: June 2, 2003 1:19 AM
BOOBIES!!!     By the way Rocheburger, you might want to clear out your INTERNET TEMP folder every now and then. All that porn can drag your system performance down like a bastard.
From: The Bone Entered on: June 2, 2003 2:31 AM
To clarify a big misconception, I don't have an affinity for she-males. When I first entered the ranks of the internet years ago, I noticed an abundance of she-males. I was fascinated at the concept since it was a bizzare sight at the time. They have long since lost their intrigue and to suggest otherwise is simply incorrect and ill-informed. Leave me out of your sausagemania.
From: John Entered on: June 2, 2003 12:03 PM
Whatever Bone, just come clean, you love to crank gawk. Be it she-males or just a well hung guy you mentioned you were checking out at the nude beach. It's no big deal, i'm not trying to purport that your gay, just that if i'm supposedly guilty of crank gawking then so are you.
From: John Entered on: June 2, 2003 1:59 PM
You left out the part where you jerked off to these so called "she-males". Now your calling me a crank gawker? Now your trying to divert the guilt in my direction? Be a man and at least admitt you were the one jerking to she-males, not I. To anyone on this site I would be willing to take a lie detector test to show i'm telling the truth here.     Go ahead and say what you will Bone, i'm getting a bit tired of this crank gawking gay shit. None of us are gay so let's move on.
From: The Bone Entered on: June 2, 2003 2:12 PM
Your the gawker that brought it up in the first place. The truth about your gawking is frustrating you isn't it?
From: John Entered on: June 2, 2003 2:16 PM
I believe more evidence is pointing in your direction my friend. As for having started it with my comment about the bodybuilder it was in no way implicating you as a crank gawker. You took it that way. I only meant if Alba was not firm enough than perhaps a male bodybuilder would be. It was a joke not implying your gay just that you don't get much firmer than Mr. Olympia.