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Entered on: May 25, 2003 12:00 AM by John

An example of facial features the Bone finds unattractive. Something smells fishy here and I don't think it's Jessica's pussy.

PHOTO 38 - 14 Comments
From: John Entered on: May 25, 2003 2:27 AM
Maybe the Bone found the muscle- bound guy more attractive than Jessica. Let us know one way or the other.     I know at least Zilla and Fatty will like the new pic. This is a bit more fetching than a bald muscle man.
From: Ross Entered on: May 25, 2003 10:27 AM
I've never been a huge fan of hers but I must say this picture is very nice. For instance, I saw an ad for the new Dark Angel episodes on DVD and she has that bitchy look on her face and I just want to smack it the hell off of her. But I must admit there is no hint of that here. Well chosen!     Though I still maintain I like Buffy better. :)
From: The Bone Entered on: May 25, 2003 10:23 AM
She has a good body and isn't unnatractive. Don't get me wrong, I'd give her a ride on the Bonecoaster, it's just that she is fortunate to have a multiplicity armada of make-up artists, airbrushers, and editors to help obscure her goofy, asymetric face. Not to mention, everytime I've seen her she gives me the impression that she's a biioootch. Let me suggest a very similar style girl that is super hot - Kristen Kruek from Smallville. Now that's a tasty bitch.
From: Ross Entered on: May 25, 2003 11:05 AM
I'm not sure that Kristen chick is any hotter than Jessica, though I don't begrudge you your choice, Bone.     But if we're throwing choices of young hotties into the ring, I submit Elisha Cuthbert (Keifer's daughter on 24):     http://elisha.primenova.com/may/elishacuthbert_m23_ april1.jpg   http://elisha.primenova.com/jan/elisha039.jpg   http://elisha.primenova.com/jan/elisha042.jpg   http://elisha.primenova.com/maxim/photo_020.jpg   http://elisha.primenova.com/maxim/photo_021.jpg   http://elisha.primenova.com/maxim/photo_022.jpg   http://elisha.primenova.com/maxim/photo_023.jpg   http://elisha.primenova.com/maxim/photo_024.jpg   http://elisha.primenova.com/oct/elisha_cuthbertmaxi muk3.jpg   http://elisha.primenova.com/oct/elisha_cuthbertmaxi muk2.jpg   http://www.volny.cz/heesh/pic1.htm     From Old School, which I saw last night and has a nice butt (in panties) shot:     http://elisha.primenova.com/may/elisha_cuthbertold_ school0.jpg     I rest my case, your honors.
From: John Entered on: May 25, 2003 3:44 PM
How's your super hot ass life going Bone. It just seems a bit absurd to me that you have to be hotter than Jessica Alba to even rate as hot. As far as the comment about make-up is concerned, all hot chicks in magazines and tv benefit from that. Her face to me is far from goofy, but what do I know, I'm just another asshole with an opinion.     Bert is right about Elisha though, I too find her to be hot as hell. For me Jessica and her are hot in different ways. Elisha is the hot blond next door and Jessica for me is the more exotic of the two. I'm not saying everyone should have the same opinion. I'm just saying I find Jessica Alba to be hot and if thats a crime then I'm guilty.     One more thing, make-up can enhance a persons look but it does not change the shape of a face. I've watched every episode of Dark Angel and that is what she looks like to me. In an interview on the Tonight show I saw she looked hot. They also had behind the scenes interviews with Jessica on my dvd where she also looked hot as hell. Sure she was wearing make-up, but they all do including Elisha. It does not mean they are any less hot for it.
From: John Entered on: May 25, 2003 3:59 PM
Just took a look at the Elisha Cuthert pics, kudos Bert.
From: John Entered on: May 25, 2003 4:40 PM
Zilla, is this a skin worthy pic? Let me know what you think, I need some back up dude.
From: The Bone Entered on: May 26, 2003 11:34 AM
I don't really have a super hot ass life, never insinuated it either - thus your comment is oddly out of place. I will say that Kristen Kruek does have a hot ass life though. But in my opinion, Alba is an inferior version of Angelina Jolie, but really I am just making conversation because I really could care a less. By the way, next time you throw up a picture to show how hot Alba is, find one without flabby legs.
From: Jackzilla Entered on: May 26, 2003 11:47 AM
Bone - Don't feel offended or confused by John's "super hot ass life" comment. That's merely his new opening greeting of choice.     Regarding your "flabby legs" comment: Now you're just being silly and difficult.
From: John Entered on: May 26, 2003 12:35 PM
I'm sorry if I offended your delicate sensibility Bone, wait I'm not. Don't know Kristen Kruek but Anglina Jolie sucks with her Jon Voight looking ass.       Regarding your "flabby legs" comment: Perhaps you prefer the hard manly legs represented in Muscle Mag USA but me I prefer a softer more womanly figure.
From: The Bone Entered on: May 26, 2003 1:37 PM
Player haters
From: Ross Entered on: May 26, 2003 5:06 PM
"Jon Voight looking ass"!!! Hahahahahahahahaha!! Instant classic!
From: Ross Entered on: June 23, 2003 10:15 AM
By the way, I downloaded the first season of Dark Angel and started watching them last night - they're pretty good! And Jessica Alba isn't annoying me like I thought she would be. Actually I'm tolerating her sassiness far better than I did the first go-round so I'm giving it a thumbs up. And you're right Roche, it is better than the second season.
From: John Entered on: June 23, 2003 10:34 AM
Sweet, I'm glad your enjoying it. I love that whole first season. When the second season becomes available I will be purchasing it as I also ejoyed it, just not as much as the first.