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Entered on: August 8, 2008 12:00 AM by Jackzilla

EDGE! Welcome to Jackassary!

PHOTO 304 - 26 Comments
From: Jackzilla Entered on: August 8, 2008 10:33 AM
Oh oh... we should be careful not to get Monkey T too herny.
From: NickNick Entered on: August 8, 2008 10:50 AM
Now that is some awesome photoshopping!!  Edge, should you be scared that Bells' body looks like it fits you.  Oh and Bells, vice versa?
From: BigFatty Entered on: August 8, 2008 11:42 AM
I thought Edge went on a diet and lost some LBs.....  It least his hair is not tusselled.
From: Bunky Entered on: August 8, 2008 11:50 AM
Hey asshole, I am at conference and just broke into laughter during the presentation. Can a sister get a primal diet spoiler alert?
From: EDGE Entered on: August 8, 2008 1:01 PM
your ass is done Zills, Let the photoshop wars begin you f- bag. But I will give u a little credit. I will assure u no one will be spared. I will apologize now for the innocent people who may be harmed in the coming pictures.
From: Monkey T Entered on: August 8, 2008 2:24 PM
Jackzilla said: Oh oh... we should be careful not to get Monkey T too herny. To late Jack, as soon as I saw the picture, it  was herny times o'plenty
From: JayB Entered on: August 8, 2008 9:43 PM
Nice PhotoShop work, Zilla...  I don't think I'll put my face on her for a while.
From: Jackzilla Entered on: August 8, 2008 10:20 PM
From: NickNick Entered on: August 8, 2008 11:03 PM
I'm sure someone else can provide us with a picture.  Or Fugly might have something interesting to use.  Did you know that I'm fuglite.  I turn on the webpage and turn off all the lights and light a bunch of votive candles.  Then, if you listen to Edge and Bunky, I masturbate to the website.  I like to think I masticate to it.  Goes a lot further in explaining the lean, muscle toned body that I have. I apologize to everyone.  This post was made long into a wonderful session of insomnia.
From: Jackzilla Entered on: August 9, 2008 12:17 AM
So Edge, is that crank from your personal clip-art collection or did you just google "crank" and spend several minutes picking out the right one?  I just find the thought of you going "crank shopping" on the internet amusing. Crank gawker.
From: John Entered on: August 9, 2008 12:26 AM
What Zilla, you don't "crank shop"? So what, Edge likes cranks, the look the feel, oh man that's gross Edge.
From: EDGE Entered on: August 9, 2008 12:27 AM
Alas, upon posting the Zilla at the beach pick, I retracted it to not offend anyone. It was Zilla in his prime though I must say. I will  say that hearing his response as well as Bunky and her uncontrollable laughter was a great time. If The domain owner would specify what the limits to this site are, I may repost it if requested by anyone who would like a great laugh.
From: The Bone Entered on: August 9, 2008 12:31 AM
I think anything goes on this site - and I've tested the limits of endurance.
From: John Entered on: August 9, 2008 12:33 AM
Yes you have, Bone.
From: Ross Entered on: August 9, 2008 6:48 AM
Bone is correct - anything goes.  I just ask that if it's too nasty, maybe throw a "NOT SAFE FOR WORK" disclaimer at the top so I know to use some discretion - and get the vomit bucket ready.
From: Bunky Entered on: August 9, 2008 8:10 AM
Let's just say Edge hacked into Creeko's crank collection. Nick Nick, I don't believe have ever said you rub any out to this site... However, Monkey is a different story. If he was ever to view Zilla's Not Safe For Work Vacation Photo, he would be super hernie.
From: Jackzilla Entered on: August 9, 2008 12:06 PM
JayB said: Nice PhotoShop work, Zilla...  I don't think I'll put my face on her for a while. Oh yeah.  Thanks for reminding me!  Check out your face!
From: BigFatty Entered on: August 9, 2008 2:35 PM
Ummmm.... "Don't open at work" should come BEFORE the pick, in case someone is scrolling down from a previous post. And yes it is disturbing.  Cock-shots are very rare on JA for a reason.  I hope it stays this way.
From: Bunky Entered on: August 9, 2008 3:13 PM
Oh yeah, you know me and the crank! I always looking for a posting... As for Fats, he prefers the pics in his wallet and not on JA!
From: John Entered on: August 9, 2008 5:59 PM
Fats can't keep his eyes off the Hungarian cranks in the locker room. What's wrong with a little crank on JA, Fats?
From: JayB Entered on: August 9, 2008 6:50 PM
Jackzilla said: JayB said: Nice PhotoShop work, Zilla...  I don't think I'll put my face on her for a while. Oh yeah.  Thanks for reminding me!  Check out your face! Ah, Monkey must have sent you a pic.  Well, at least there are no cranks, budda bellies, or open mouths involved.
From: EDGE Entered on: August 9, 2008 9:19 PM
I call this "FATTY and the UGLIES' This may be a little more appropriate for the site.I think some of you may have enjoyed Zilla in that pic a little to much, and it made me a little sick feeling as well. Sorry Nicknick and Monkey I know you guys were imagining it being you in the picture.
From: NickNick Entered on: August 10, 2008 6:26 PM
Well, god damnit.  I was busy this weekend and never got a chance to see this mythical picture.  But don't worry.  I don't I'm bothered by not seeing it.  In fact, it's probably better that I don't.
From: Bunky Entered on: August 10, 2008 8:22 PM
Jack, what shade of blush are you wearing? I think you may want to switch to Bare Escentuals mineral makeup for a more natural look. It is easier to blend and doesn't give you that hooker look you are sporting. I also recommend a Padawan braid versus the Billy Ray Cyrus mullet thing you have going.
From: Jackzilla Entered on: August 10, 2008 8:36 PM
That really is an amazing Photoshop job, Edge.  It's so life like!  At least there's no crank to look at.
From: Bunky Entered on: August 11, 2008 12:33 AM
Fatty had the sweet hairline in this pic!