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From: Jackzilla Entered on: June 14, 2008 7:33 PM

Pants off, hands on... right, Swerb?!


 
From: Bunky Entered on: June 14, 2008 7:58 PM

Hey Fatty, how do you say "Fuck You Zilla" in Hungarian?

Well Swerb, I must say, your skin is as soft to the touch as it looks and you smell nice too....


 
From: RobotSpider Entered on: June 16, 2008 6:09 AM

That is too awesome.  Much as I don't want to become the victim of one of these photoshop projects, remember I work on a computer all day, I have Photoshop skilz, and I hold a grudge long enough to put them to good use :) 

Here's my crappy web-cam headshot to use as my Avatard...  Resize at will... 

My head


 
From: Bunky Entered on: June 16, 2008 8:46 AM

Robot, do not encourage Jack. He's an ass. Swerb rarely gets on here, and in the last few weeks, he has been seen kissing a pink monkey and grabbing the boob of a stranger. Poor Swerb.

It appears I am enjoying Swerb, if that counts for anythingEmbarassed

Robot, you can smile in your Avatar! Hey Jack, do you have an avatar Ross can use for Monkey?


 
From: NickNick Entered on: June 16, 2008 9:31 AM

Wow.  You mean to tell me that picture isn't real?  Someone has some made photoshop skills.


 
From: BigFatty Entered on: June 16, 2008 3:42 PM

Bunkz - I sent Ross a few suggestions a while back, and apparently they were not worthy.

I was hoping for something from the Boom Spider Collection:


 
From: Swerb Entered on: June 16, 2008 9:32 PM

<deep sigh>...


 
From: The Bone Entered on: June 16, 2008 9:55 PM

I'm diggin robotspiders's Dr. Octopus hairdo.


 
From: Jackzilla Entered on: June 16, 2008 10:03 PM

so


 
From: BigFatty Entered on: June 16, 2008 11:20 PM

NICE!


 
From: The Bone Entered on: June 17, 2008 12:09 AM

I'm laughing my ass off.


 
From: Bunky Entered on: June 17, 2008 12:55 AM
What is that on Robot's crank region? You can't wear that and play UNO... Is he wearing Creeko's shoes?
 
From: RobotSpider Entered on: June 17, 2008 4:43 AM

Actually, I rather like the 'shop zilla.  It's better than the comparison I usually get; "Wow, Eminem has really let himself go..."   Though, in fairness, I've been doing that to my hair since before I knew who Eminem was, even though that was about 5 years after I should have known who he was...

Sadly, Bunky, I thought I was smiling.  My wife and I discuss this all the time.  When I feel like I'm smiling, it tends to not look like it on the outside.  I'm usually in a pretty good mood (shut-it Swerb...), even though I don't have the face to prove it.  People always look at my wedding photos and say stuff like "Boy, you look scared shitless" or "Did you just finish throwing up?".  Honestly, my wedding day was one of the best days I've ever had.  I mean, it was actually FUN.  I couldn't have been happier.  Though I will admit, some of my photos may look like I just got picked up for solicitation.


 
From: Jackzilla Entered on: June 17, 2008 6:19 AM

HA HA HA!

So Spider, you're actually giving us your "O" face here, right?


 
From: RobotSpider Entered on: June 17, 2008 8:27 AM

So maybe it is.  Now that you've all seen my 'O' face, here's Jack's :)

 

Jack's 'O' Face

 


 
From: Bunky Entered on: June 17, 2008 11:47 AM

If the closed sign is up in Rookies window, don't knock. Jack is reading his "O" magazine behind the counter, making his "O" face....

It's okay Robot. When I was a kid, my Dad would always ask me what I was smiling at. He still does. People always think I am too happy.


 
From: RobotSpider Entered on: June 18, 2008 6:04 AM

Remember when I said I had 'mad photoshop skilz'?  This doesn't count:

So, Bunky says she smiles too much, and I don't smile enough.  So, I wanted to see if we could get a 'straight' face if we merged our pictures.  Now, between my 1.3MP and Bunky's Live Vision camera, I didn't have a lot to start with, but I don't know that picture quality was the problem here :)  Once I had our faces merged, it seemed only natural to put it on top of the 'Rookie Mountains' to give it some context.  In my own defense, I did get a mostly straight face...

 

Ok, this is going to get rough, here we go...

For the love of god...


 
From: Bunky Entered on: June 18, 2008 9:22 AM

Zilla, I am going to kick your ASS in Vegas....


 
From: Radmobile Entered on: June 18, 2008 9:38 AM

Well, she's a very handsome woman.....I'll stand with my diddle it, lick it, stick decision.


 
From: The Bone Entered on: June 18, 2008 9:40 AM

It's tough to get past the Rookies Mountain range.


 
From: Bunky Entered on: June 18, 2008 11:32 AM
F all of you! I am laying on the beach right now in Bone's land sunning the R OO KIE Mountains!
 
From: Radmobile Entered on: June 18, 2008 12:16 PM

This makes me wanna go Coors Light style and "Tap the Rookies." 

 

 

I'm sorry, I don't even know what that means.  Embarassed


 
From: Bunky Entered on: June 18, 2008 12:16 PM
Oh no.
 
From: BigFatty Entered on: June 18, 2008 5:14 PM

Is that a picture of a burn victim?


 
From: Jackzilla Entered on: June 18, 2008 6:41 PM

Color it green and it looks like Shrek's wife.


 
From: Bunky Entered on: June 18, 2008 6:48 PM
F'er.
 
From: RobotSpider Entered on: June 19, 2008 7:57 AM
BigFatty said:

Is that a picture of a burn victim?

Too funny.  I thought the color/shading looked off, but couldn't quite describe it.  You're right, it looks like a badly-grafted burn-victim.

 

 


 
From: Jackzilla Entered on: June 19, 2008 9:06 AM

...or that disease that Michael Jackson has.  What's it called?  No, not "crazy" - The one that affects his skin.


 
From: NickNick Entered on: June 19, 2008 9:22 AM
Radmobile said:

This makes me wanna go Coors Light style and "Tap the Rookies."

I think what Josh means to say is "tap the Ro-o-o-o-kies."

Or maybe "head for the mountains of Bunk-e."


 
From: John Entered on: June 21, 2008 8:41 AM

That Dr. Octopus photoshop is fucking hilarious! Way to go Zilla, you do have some mad photoshop skills as evidenced by your absurdly quick response to the Bones post.


 
From: Jackzilla Entered on: June 21, 2008 9:53 AM

'Tis true Bells.

Bone's post: 9:55

My photoshopped response: 10:03

Don't mess with me... I'll photoshop your ass to the ground NOW!

Laughing


 
From: Creeko Entered on: June 21, 2008 4:16 PM

 

Saturday night whilst home alone sufing through the German channels looking for some crapy free-to-air German soft core porn, I came across this guy who, to me, looks a little like ZIlla. Needles to say, the urge to capitalize on free range me time was lost.


 
From: Bunky Entered on: June 21, 2008 7:06 PM
Internet Creeko! It's loaded with porn for me time!
 
From: John Entered on: June 21, 2008 10:56 PM

That dude did look like Zilla!


 
From: Jackzilla Entered on: June 22, 2008 9:11 AM

F'ers.


 
From: Ross Entered on: June 22, 2008 9:50 AM

Zilla, why didn't you tell us you were a cheesy German television host?  Now we have to put up with Carson Daily and Ryan Seacrest in the US for the next 30 years?


 
From: The Bone Entered on: June 22, 2008 11:27 AM

Why's Creeko surfing for German Shizer porn in the first place?


 
From: Creeko Entered on: June 23, 2008 12:14 AM

Is the Bone questioning my taste in porn? Lets not forget about the two girls and a cup.


 
From: John Entered on: June 23, 2008 7:30 AM

It seems Creeko's taste in porn is dubious at best!Laughing


 
From: Jackzilla Entered on: June 23, 2008 11:14 AM

I certainly don't like the thought of Creeko thinking of me while he's "on the clock."


 
From: Creeko Entered on: June 23, 2008 5:53 PM
Jackzilla said:

I certainly don't like the thought of Creeko thinking of me while he's "on the clock."

Twas the thought of you that had me clocking out.

 

For Bunk and Bells, all I have to say is that you should never rely on just one supplier. I like to keep abreast of all my options. Besides, the fact that it is German should bear no weight in this argument, its esencially the same goods you get on the Play Boy channel, chicks taking their clothes off to music while involved in some irrelavant thematic activity. No Deutsch bien Spreken in this case, nur ein Affe wird spankin'


 

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