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Entered on: June 11, 2008 12:00 AM by Jackzilla

Bunky shows off her stylish Rookies T!

PHOTO 295 - 42 Comments
From: Jackzilla Entered on: June 11, 2008 11:49 AM
Sorry for the picture quality -- I had to take a photo of the Xbox 360 screen.  Bunky has refused to submit a picture to JA for fear of the comments that might ensue.  So, now I'm definately on the shit list. In related news, I heard Bunky recently got pulled over by a police officer who let her go without a ticket -- she was wearing the Rookies T!  Cooincidence!?   (To Bone Only: I think Bunky will be dissappointed if you don't post "fwap!  fwap! fwap!" on here!)
From: Radmobile Entered on: June 11, 2008 12:31 PM
Woo!  Styling!  The girl versions of the shirts do seem a bit form fitting.  I wonder who was in charge of picking those out.... I'm thinking the no ticket story was no coincidence.
From: Bunky Entered on: June 11, 2008 1:05 PM
One word for you and Edge: FUCKERS!
From: BigFatty Entered on: June 11, 2008 1:43 PM
Hey, she is no Rookie!  She is an ALLSTAR! I am a little dissapointed that this is not a V-neck. Let the Photoshopping ensue! Peanut Butter? Gnome hats? Crimson Guards????
From: Bunky Entered on: June 11, 2008 4:20 PM
UGH!!!!! Not the Photohopping!!! If you must go the full a-hole distance, may I atleast request Swerb-Perfect Skin (TM) to compliment  my red shoes and matching gnome hat?  I hope someone has a very LARGE mailbox at their place of business..... Can you say OUT magazine....
From: Swerb Entered on: June 11, 2008 9:05 PM
Bunky said: may I atleast request Swerb-Perfect Skin (TM) Oil of Olay. Not true, actually. I get absolutely zero sun. I've been working on my pale for 19 years now. That, and Neutrogena. I just want to know how to get the pinkish hue of the cheeks to match one's suave-on-the-town Rookies gear.
From: Bunky Entered on: June 11, 2008 5:51 PM
Let preface this by stating that Zilla is an ASSHOLE for posting this, and Edge as well for being his accomplice. The pinkish hue is a condition I often suffer during embarassing moments, extreme heat, after a few beers, or upon opening this site and seeing this photo! Actually, this photo was taken in a hurry after I just returned from a business trip out of town. I had been driving almost five hours and was hurrying home to change out of my work clothes to get to my son's baseball game. The pink cheeks were probably due to me unloading my car, warm weather, and running around prior to the photo. Anyway, on my porch was a package of goodies I ordered from Rookies. I opened it as I was getting ready to leave and to my pleasant surprise, there was a nice note from Jack and a Rookies shirt. Since I have seen all of you, I thought it would be Photoshop safe to send a photo out on LIVE sporting my sweet new Rookies shirt. The picture is not as nearly offensive on here as it was when Monkey made me view it on his TV. I am now aware that Jack mis-marks the sizes on his womens shirts and only orders child's smalls.
From: Jackzilla Entered on: June 11, 2008 6:00 PM
Bunky - Three things: Hello!  We're all assholes here! The shirt's an XL. "Wonder Twins Powers... Lactivate!"
From: Bunky Entered on: June 11, 2008 6:21 PM
Zilla - Three things back at you: Good point. Child's XL. Please refer to the Men's M shirt Jade provide me with that I could also fit my children in with me while I am wearing it. And yes Fatty, it is a V neck....  Beware of the wrath of the Wonder Twins.... They are a force to be reconed with. They are known to cause double the trouble.
From: Swerb Entered on: June 11, 2008 9:33 PM
Bunky said:   The pinkish hue is a condition I often suffer during embarassing moments, extreme heat, after a few beers, or upon opening this site and seeing this photo! Actually, this photo was taken in a hurry after I just returned from a business trip out of town. I had been driving almost five hours and was hurrying home to change out of my work clothes to get to my son's baseball game. The pink cheeks were probably due to me unloading my car, warm weather, and running around prior to the photo.     And here I thought the pink cheeks were just a result of crummy photo quality.  Tempting as it is to contribute to the assholish boob-centric commentary, Bunky limited her ribbing of photos of myself to skin-related topics. I will therefore only reciprocate, and say that I would send you the pink monkey from a certain photo to match your cheek/shirt ensemble, if only my dog would part with it...
From: Swerb Entered on: June 11, 2008 9:30 PM
By the way, the mystery of Bunky is solved with this photo. The avatar just wasn't enough proof, in my mind at least, that she really existed (since I'm not a gamer). The Rookies shirt just brings it all home. Welcome to Planet Swerb, Bunky! For what it's worth.
From: Bunky Entered on: June 11, 2008 10:57 PM
Thanks Swerb! I am not teasing you about your skin! I have serious Swerb complexion envy! Coming from a sun-lovin' Californian, that is the highest form of a compliment! The pink hue is greatly exaggerated in this crappy photo, as it also appears my naturally very blonde hair has developed roots and my jawline has disappeared... I do unfortunately, get embarassed easily. It does not take make to make me blush. I am sure Zilla and Edge will be exploiting this weakness in Vegas in October with encouragement from my husband. I am also a terrible liar and burst into laughter or smile uncontrollably when attempting to do so... I must immediately change the subject when being questioned regarding involvement in shenanigans... My pink cheeks and giggles will give me up everytime!
From: BigFatty Entered on: June 11, 2008 11:44 PM
Bunky said:   I am also a terrible liar and burst into laughter or smile uncontrollably when attempting to do so... I must immediately change the subject when being questioned regarding involvement in shenanigans... My pink cheeks and giggles will give me up everytime! So the Bone should not attend the Vegas get-together.  You'd be one pink-hued, gigglin, grinnin, girl the whole trip. 'Bunky, where did you go?' 'Tee hee hee hee..... um, did you know that the quality at napkin factories is so high that it is almost impossible to be plus/ minus a napkin in a 100 pack?'
From: Bunky Entered on: June 11, 2008 11:52 PM
Oh Fatty, after the welding photo, my heart can belong to no other but you.... F the Bone! What a feeling....Pictures come alive when I call....I can have it all..... (okay,  my cheeks are turning pink because I can remember some of the words from this song!)
From: The Bone Entered on: June 12, 2008 9:18 AM
Oooh man - I'd hit it HARD!!!
From: Bunky Entered on: June 12, 2008 9:22 AM
You are f'ing DEAD Zilla!
From: BigFatty Entered on: June 12, 2008 11:07 AM
The Bone said: Oooh man - I'd hit it HARD!!! Dude!  I'd hit it TWO TIMES!
From: Jackzilla Entered on: June 12, 2008 2:12 PM
Okay, that's 2 "HIT IT"s so far.  What about the rest of y'all? NickNick?  You still out there?  Would you hit it like chicken at a Popeye's on a Sunday afternoon after church?!
From: Ross Entered on: June 12, 2008 6:55 PM
Hit it and fergit it. (Sorry, couldn't resist)
From: Bunky Entered on: June 12, 2008 7:03 PM
Fatty, does twice in a row count as "two times", or does it still leave me with one remaining "Hit it with Fatty session?
From: BigFatty Entered on: June 12, 2008 11:53 PM
It all depends on the type and size of the bear, Bunky.  We've been using the '2 Times' expression for quite some time - at least I have.  None of us has really defined it.  I don't know where it came from.  Part of me thinks it comes from a Sublime song - 'Give it to me 2 times, Uh Uh'.  It certainly is better than just hitting it.  We will say after one session you get a 'Hit it with Fatty for free card' (TM).
From: Bunky Entered on: June 13, 2008 4:20 AM
Thanks for the clarification, but there is still no bear Fatty. Since you are willing to throw in a 'Hit it with Fatty for free card' (TM), I shall go a little softer on Zilla than originally planned. Not much Jack. You should still be afraid. Are there any rules or restrictions with the card that I should be aware of?
From: Radmobile Entered on: June 13, 2008 6:24 AM
I'm not sure of the exact phrasing of this but......"Lick it, Stick it, Ship it" comes to mind.  In Bunky's case a "Diddle it" should be thrown in there at some point as well.
From: NickNick Entered on: June 13, 2008 6:57 AM
I would have to say that I would definitely, DEFINITELY ride it hard and put it away wet.   What shade of pink are you right now, Bunky??
From: Jackzilla Entered on: June 13, 2008 9:51 AM
Bunky, let me summarize in case you missed it: Hit it HARD! Hit two times! Hit it and fergit it! Diddle it, Lick it, Stick it! Ride it hard and put it away wet!
From: Bunky Entered on: June 13, 2008 10:17 AM
Something has gone terribly wrong here....
From: NickNick Entered on: June 13, 2008 1:42 PM
Only for you Bunky.  The rest of us are extremely comfortable.  Unless, of course, this is all playing out at the same time and all of us get our Bunky time together.  Then,  I shudder at the thought.  I just threw up all over my keyboard.
From: BigFatty Entered on: June 13, 2008 3:07 PM
Bunky said: Something has gone terribly wrong here.... Speaking of going terribly wrong.....  here is a non-porn video of a guy that wipes out hard on a treadmill.  He goes down completely retarded.  The first time I watched it, it was not so great.  But after reviewing the first 20 seconds of the video, the damn thing kept getting funnier and funnier! Again the video may be safe for work, but the site is questionable.  Plenty of nearly nudes... Treadmill Wipeout
From: The Bone Entered on: June 13, 2008 8:25 PM
BigFatty said: It all depends on the type and size of the bear, Bunky. We've been using the '2 Times' expression for quite some time - at least I have. None of us has really defined it. I don't know where it came from. Part of me thinks it comes from a Sublime song - 'Give it to me 2 times, Uh Uh'. It certainly is better than just hitting it. We will say after one session you get a 'Hit it with Fatty for free card' (TM). It definitely originates from a Sublime song from back in the Kailua days. Your memory sucks.   Dare I say Bunky, I'd lick the spice?
From: Bunky Entered on: June 14, 2008 12:09 AM
No Jack, I will not be needing another summary. I think I've got it....
From: BigFatty Entered on: June 14, 2008 12:28 AM
But do you have THIS!!!!
From: Bunky Entered on: June 14, 2008 1:11 AM
Oh yeah, that makes me HERNY!!!!!!!!!!!! Okay, I need some "me" time now..... I will check in soon:) Thanks Fatty! Hey Jack! How about that on one of your tot huggin'  shirts with the R  OO  KIES logo in bottom right corner? Instead of Free Comic Book Day, you could have Hit It With Fatty for Free Day!
From: jeurge Entered on: June 15, 2008 7:08 PM
Hey Bunky, we could turn this all around for the guys and I could also wear my too small Rookies T-shirt (#69) when we meet in Vegas and the two of us could go to a room by ourselves and play with the fun bags. No voyeurs allowed.
From: Bunky Entered on: June 15, 2008 7:23 PM
Knowing Jack, he probably has the shirts equipped with cameras! How have you escaped the photoshop shenanigans on this site? Jack has some serious paybacks coming his way! Poor Swerb, ne was just minding his own business.... I hope you guys come out to Vegas. That would be fun...
From: Monkey T Entered on: June 15, 2008 7:30 PM
I think that the picture is both creative and classy Bunky, but I do agree with payback.
From: Monkey T Entered on: June 15, 2008 7:34 PM
Although my photo was better.
From: Bunky Entered on: June 15, 2008 7:50 PM
I think Jack can "Suck It"!
From: Monkey T Entered on: June 15, 2008 7:51 PM
Yea, suck it Jack.
From: Bunky Entered on: June 15, 2008 7:54 PM
Since you are new to the site Monkey, you should enjoy the perks Random Photo tool bar. I highly recommend scrolling through it until you come to the picture of Jack taking it in the butt from Prince. Just look for the Skippy jar in the bottom right corner of the photo, stop and click to enlarge. You can thank Creeko for that one!
From: Monkey T Entered on: June 15, 2008 7:55 PM
Everyone needs to play GOW tonight so I can drink some tequila.
From: Monkey T Entered on: June 15, 2008 7:57 PM
I already found it, downloaded it, and sent it out to all the students at UOP (both pharmacy and main campus).  Thank you Creeko and Bunky.
From: Jackzilla Entered on: June 15, 2008 11:06 PM
fuckers.