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Entered on: April 1, 2008 12:00 AM by Jackzilla

Jackzilla Regular, Aged, West Asian-ized and Feminized.

PHOTO 287 - 32 Comments
From: Jackzilla Entered on: April 1, 2008 8:07 PM
I've been meaning to upload these pics since TallPat and Ross did it 3 YEARS AGO (I was busy, ok?). I actually think my aged pic looks a little like my dad.  Femized Zilla:  Hmmm... would you hit it!?
From: Ross Entered on: April 1, 2008 8:40 PM
Feminized Zilla is an instant classic!  In fact, I think someone needs a new avatar...
From: Bunky Entered on: April 1, 2008 10:08 PM
I do favor the Jillzilla and think she would make a sweet avatar (and softball player). Too bad you couldn't link some kd Lang to the avatar...
From: NickNick Entered on: April 2, 2008 6:56 AM
West-asian Zilla looks a little like Too Much Sun and Plastic Surgery Zilla.  I like Feminazi Trucker Zilla. You're right Zilla.  You do look a little like your dad in the Old Zilla.  I gotta get one of my pictures uploaded and check this site out.  I've been dying to try this out.
From: Jackzilla Entered on: April 2, 2008 8:03 AM
Jillzilla kinda gets me herny. Is that wrong?
From: Radmobile Entered on: April 2, 2008 8:20 AM
Is JillZilla what baby Anna can look forward to?  Poor girl.
From: Ross Entered on: April 2, 2008 8:30 AM
She's every female gym teacher I've ever had.
From: Bunky Entered on: April 2, 2008 9:05 AM
I love that Jack and Jill sport the same hair cut!
From: NickNick Entered on: April 2, 2008 9:18 AM
You usually get that with lesbian lovers.  Josh, we can only hope for Anna's sake that the only thing she got from Jack is the butt chin.
From: BigFatty Entered on: April 2, 2008 10:55 AM
And I believe a Happy Birthday Motherfucker! is in order for someone today!
From: Bunky Entered on: April 2, 2008 12:37 PM
So if Rad did this same photo trick, would he come out looking like his sister?
From: Ross Entered on: April 2, 2008 12:53 PM
Thanks Fatty, I believe (hope) 'twas me to whom you were referring.
From: Jackzilla Entered on: April 2, 2008 12:58 PM
Happy Bertday!
From: Radmobile Entered on: April 2, 2008 1:32 PM
Bunky said: So if Rad did this same photo trick, would he come out looking like his sister? Careful Bunky.  You'll make Will all herny.
From: BigFatty Entered on: April 2, 2008 3:17 PM
You are right....  I gave Rad's photo the business and it did got me all herny!!! I present Rad and 'Friends'
From: Bunky Entered on: April 2, 2008 4:07 PM
Oh no. Herny Will on Ross' Bertday!
From: Jackzilla Entered on: April 4, 2008 10:41 AM
Things sure slammed to a screaching halt here on JA once Fatty got all herny!
From: Bunky Entered on: April 4, 2008 11:00 AM
Yeah. JillZilla got things moving along nicely, then Fatty has to come in and rub one out to a Rad photo and things got a little weird...
From: Radmobile Entered on: April 4, 2008 11:19 AM
It's all fun and games until someone rubs one out.
From: Bunky Entered on: April 4, 2008 12:03 PM
Thanks Fatty.
From: BigFatty Entered on: April 4, 2008 1:56 PM
You can call me Stains!
From: Jackzilla Entered on: April 4, 2008 3:13 PM
Fatty - Are you sporting your "medal of honor"?  Care to explain the origin of that one to Bunky?
From: Bunky Entered on: April 4, 2008 4:23 PM
It doesn't involve frooking a couch does it?
From: BigFatty Entered on: April 4, 2008 5:35 PM
Hmmm... how to answer this....  First, it is 'Badge of Honor', moron!  And it does sometimes involve a couch.  Funny you should ask.  But normally it is a couch dance. Now, if you are referring to couch frooking.... ladies should be VERY careful about making too much fun about the love between a man and his couch.  Face it.  Couches are better lovers for men.  They love you when you are lazy.  They support you when you sit around and watch TV.  Plus they are so damn comfortable that you just curl up and fall asleep on them.  Making love?  Forget about it!  There is nothing like making sweet, sweet love to a nice plump cushion.  Girls don't like doing it on the couch because of the competition risk.  One of my girlfriends lost.  True story.  I started with her, but soon went to the warm embrace of the one that really cares.  Nothing beats some couch love. If couches could cook, we would not need women.
From: Bunky Entered on: April 4, 2008 8:56 PM
Furniture Fornicating Fatty! What are we going to do with you? Sure, a couch provides unconditional love, but I have to question that having a go with a cushion provides the same sensation as hitting it with a lady friend. Sure, you may get the same end result. I can't imagine the joy it brings you having cheerios or whatever else your kid drops in the couch stuck to your junk! Ewwwwwwwww!
From: Jackzilla Entered on: April 5, 2008 12:26 AM
Fatty - Is that true?  After some couch loving is there loose change, Doritos and rubber bands stuck to your crank?  Only if you're doing it right!  HA!
From: BigFatty Entered on: April 5, 2008 2:18 AM
HAHAHAHA.... I guess I was not going deep enough.  I was not hittin the G-spot, or garbage spot, in couch parlance.  There must be nothing more satisfying than after a passionate time on the 'love seat', the couch gives you a little something back.  Thats true love.  What is a better 'Badge of Honor' than 12 cents and some Cheerios stuck to your crank?  Job well done my friend! But, you do have to watch out for cushion zippers. Now Bunky is starting to realize all why all those people cover their couches in plastic.
From: Bunky Entered on: April 5, 2008 11:03 AM
My grandmother's couch was covered in plastic. As a kid, you would stick to it in the summer. Now I am horrified. Thanks.
From: NickNick Entered on: April 7, 2008 8:51 AM
Just picture dear old Gramps rockin' it with that flowery furniture.  Maybe he'd even hit the cushion a couple times like a nice plump backside and Yee-haww like a rodeo rider.
From: Bunky Entered on: April 7, 2008 10:01 AM
I could only hope since my Grandmother was not a very kind person and my Grandfather was. I find it highly unlikely for a couple of reason. The first being a leg injury he sustained during WWII, and the second is he worked at a bible college after he retired from the millitary. They tend to frown on stuff like that... I think they may allow urinating in shoes though... Hey Rad, how did your alone time with the couch go? Find any change?
From: Radmobile Entered on: April 7, 2008 10:38 AM
Well, finding Doritos is a little less pleasant than finding popcorn as it turns out.
From: Bunky Entered on: April 7, 2008 10:49 AM
Yeah. Fatty probably should have warned you about the sharp edges. Maybe you should switch to Cheetos  You Heiss boys need to step up and post some baby photos!