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Entered on: February 24, 2008 12:00 AM by The Bone

My friend took this pic from the beach.

PHOTO 284 - 28 Comments
From: The Bone Entered on: February 24, 2008 12:27 AM
I'm the guy in the white shirt about to get fracked up.
From: BigFatty Entered on: February 24, 2008 3:22 AM
You look like you are not even trying any evasive maneuvers... like your buddy who is diving the F out of there!  You must be a bit farther back.  But that means you are about to get severely FUBAR'D with the wave crashing on top of you!!!!  OUCH!  How was the ride in the washing machine afterwards? Recommended swim trunks when surfing with the Bone?  Brown ones.
From: Ross Entered on: February 24, 2008 8:37 AM
Jeebus!  Did it hurt?
From: Bunky Entered on: February 24, 2008 10:24 AM
Which beach were you surfing at? Last time I was on Oahu, we were at Waimea Beach and they were having 25ft + waves.  I am assuming since you posted this, you survived... Next time you are sitting in the face of the wave, can you have your friend zoom in and have your shirt off? It shouldn't be too bad on your man chi chi's to do one ride without your rashguard
From: The Bone Entered on: February 24, 2008 8:23 PM
I was at a secret spot on the North Shore. Only 4 of us out. There were a bunch of waves like this that day. My friend got in first and snapped this shot before we went in. I've gotten more comfortable in big waves this year. I think on this wave, I waited until the last second before I jumped. I don't recall getting fubared too bad. Just relax and hold your breath. It helps if you are a good swimmer. Yesterday though, I had a close encounter with a shark. I was off my board and floating around on the inside when a ragged dorsel fin broke the surface about 3 ft from me. I was totally alone so it was a little dicey for a minute.
From: NickNick Entered on: February 25, 2008 7:59 AM
That's why I work in an office.  I don't have have to worry about getting killed by the ocean or by animals living in it.
From: Bunky Entered on: February 25, 2008 9:19 AM
So is that a no on the topless photo? The shark thing would freak me out! My favorite beach in all of Hawaii so far is Kaliua. It is so beautiful.
From: Jackzilla Entered on: February 25, 2008 10:26 AM
Bunky - The Bone is reasonable.  I'm sure he would swap topless pic for topless pic.
From: BigFatty Entered on: February 25, 2008 10:30 AM
JA Factoid..... The Bone and Fatty once shared an apartment one block from Kailua Beach. The more you know......  Go JOE!!!!
From: Bunky Entered on: February 25, 2008 10:32 AM
Hey, how do you have time to read this stuff? Shouldn't you be busy watching Earth 2? Don't make me bring up your "Oprah fetish".
From: The Bone Entered on: February 25, 2008 10:10 PM
Jack brings up a good point. Tit for tat as they say. Kailua beach is nice but I prefer Makaha. It's way nicer but in a dumpier part of the island. When are you visiting?
From: NickNick Entered on: February 26, 2008 10:55 AM
Maybe you both can do a face to face shirt off.
From: Bunky Entered on: February 26, 2008 11:02 AM
Still not getting any Nick Nick? Bone, we are on Oahu June 16-18, and then we are going to Kauai through the 23rd. I have never been to Makaha. Thanks Zilla.I will formally thank you when I return from Ft. Lauderdale. You can give me an Earth 2 update then as well.
From: NickNick Entered on: February 26, 2008 11:48 AM
Nope.  We're all good on the homefront, but thanks for the concern.  I just like to make as many inappropriate comments as possible.
From: Jackzilla Entered on: February 26, 2008 2:20 PM
F THE BUNKY!  I'm waiting for the official word on the cancelation of Bionic Woman before I go Space Muppets viewing, and not a moment before!
From: Bunky Entered on: February 26, 2008 7:58 PM
F the Zilla and the minivan he rode in on...
From: NickNick Entered on: February 27, 2008 7:59 AM
How is that we can type "motherfuckers" in huge 48 point font and color it red but we still have to use the "F" on the blog.  Let me help you out. Fuck the Zilla. Fuck the Bunk.
From: Jackzilla Entered on: February 27, 2008 9:57 AM
F THE NICK^2 IN HIS A-HOLE!
From: Bunky Entered on: February 27, 2008 11:01 AM
Happy F Nick Nick Day Motherf-ers!!!
From: Radmobile Entered on: February 27, 2008 11:01 AM
Sounds like a good day for NickNick.  Nick, you better let Megan know it's a special day today.
From: BigFatty Entered on: February 27, 2008 12:15 PM
NickNick said: How is that we can type "motherfuckers" in huge 48 point font and color it red but we still have to use the "F" on the blog.  It all goes back to the horse's ass...... (See Third World Beatdown or Costa Rica Trip)  It is not that we do not want to write the word, fuck.  It is because we are so far beyond, fuck.  It has evolved with us.  We most likely can trace it back to an episode of South Park where Cartman kept saying... 'Dude, you got F'd in the A.'  Some of us started saying that, and soon F'd replaced fucked. The rest is history.  You are read about this and more exciting things on Jackassery.com
From: NickNick Entered on: February 27, 2008 12:28 PM
First of all let me say, thanks for all the love!!  and I will let Megan know it's a special day.  Don't doubt that.  As far as your history lesson, Will.  Don't try to convert me to the ways of Jackassery.  I want no part in stale repitition of those who have come before me.  I'm here to convey unto you my rapier-like wit and cutting commentary.
From: Bunky Entered on: February 27, 2008 1:47 PM
Nick Nick, you cannot F tradition...You should embrace it. Think of JA like Christmas, only better because it is here everyday.
From: Ross Entered on: February 27, 2008 3:14 PM
What Bunky said.  JA has a protocol.  You ostensibly joined because you were aware of this and were willing to abide by it.  You don't get to rewrite the rules, Padawan.
From: NickNick Entered on: February 27, 2008 3:18 PM
Ahh, mistake number 2.  I hate the tradition of Christmas.  Because it no longer represents what Christmas was truly about.  It's too loud, too commercial, too "keep up with the Joneses." So, if I were to think if JA like Christmas, I would most likely boycott most of it, only participating because it makes my Grandma and kids happy.  I would constantly froth at the mouth about how Christmas should be downsized and reeled back. Oh, and I don't like people telling me how I'm supposed to do something.  Kind of grates against me.    I'm rather annoying in that respect. So, not only do I F tradition.  I fuck tradition.  In fact, I Hela-fuck tradition.
From: NickNick Entered on: February 27, 2008 3:21 PM
Guess you're going to have to kick me off, Ross.
From: Bunky Entered on: February 27, 2008 4:45 PM
Have you seen a therapist? You hate Christmas, you don't fornicate, and you are now protesting the JA protocol and challenging Ross? Help me out, does ANYTHING make you happy? The JA protocol is sweet. It fact, it is full ninja sweet! It embraces sarcasm, witty banter, mixed with intellectual discussions. It also features the occasional dancing kitty! You hate being told what to do, yet you jumped all over the Happy Washington's Day M&F shout out.  By the way, which meets the guidelines that Fatty has laid out for you (obscure holiday shout out, as started with the Mother's Day Bone call). I believe that was your 3rd attempt to get the protocol correct. So here is my theory: You are secretly looking for acceptance, and at the first sign of rejection you throw up your middle finger and claim to be anti-establishment. Embrace your inner JA and have fun with it. Don't take it personally. I have had to stop reading this site on my blackberry during meetings because I find myself laughing out loud! Also, Ross has never kicked anyone off this site. I am a God-loving Republican and he still lets me post!
From: NickNick Entered on: February 28, 2008 7:40 AM
Now see here.  The anti-fornication was just rumor started by my innapropriate and inaccurate comments.  All though, with a 4 year old and a 7 month old in your house, it is a bit harder to find some time for Happy Times. As for the anti-establishment ruse.  It is partially a mask because I find it humorous in a way.  I do scorn JA protocol because in a way, I hope, by scorning it, I am embracing it and glorifying it.  I think one of the founding fathers once said, Ben Frainklin, I think, that to question your government (or JA protocol) is the greatest form of patriotism (flattery). Who knows, maybe you're right about trying to be accepted, I don't try to think about it too much because thinking about motives behind what I do makes my head hurt.