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Entered on: April 17, 2003 12:00 AM by Jackzilla

April 17, 2003 -- The true post-Zone Ross is revealed!

PHOTO 27 - 20 Comments
From: Jackzilla Entered on: April 17, 2003 9:27 AM
Dude! You need to cut down on them Zone Bars!!!
From: Ross Entered on: April 17, 2003 9:53 AM
Holy shit - that is some impressive Photoshopping, dude. Why are you wasting your time at a comic shop?!
From: BigFatty Entered on: April 17, 2003 10:19 AM
Hey handsome! Nice rack!
From: John Entered on: April 17, 2003 10:52 AM
Thats fucking sweet, at first glance I thought that was Bert.
From: Neo Entered on: April 17, 2003 4:28 PM
First and foremost will the Zone help Roche's BIG FAT MOUTH? Who gives a fuck what Will is eating? Get over it already.     One last thing, I noticed the Zone doesn't seem to help with one's growth hormone deficiency or propensity for ugliness.
From: The Bone Entered on: April 17, 2003 4:29 PM
Bert - who the fuck is Neo?
From: Ross Entered on: April 17, 2003 5:45 PM
No idea. More importantly, What is the Matrix?     But at least his first comment was somewhat amusing. If too many jackasses register themselves, I might have to close out access to every shmoe that registers.
From: Ross Entered on: April 17, 2003 5:09 PM
I did a little detective work, and he appears to be in cahoots with Will, somehow. His IP address is similar to one that Will was using last night. Not the same, but most likely from a similar crop of computers, say at his school.     Fatty - where were you last night from 8-9PM, Eastern time?       Waitaminute... in fact, isn't Fatty AT SCHOOL right around now? That could explain it all. If so, Your Fatness, you have some 'splaining to do. I think Roche is about ready to lodge his foot in some ass....
From: John Entered on: April 17, 2003 5:55 PM
To Neo, why don't you come and shut my BIG FAT MOUTH, YOU PUNK MOTHERFUCKER. Then again, I have a feeling your to much of a BITCH to do that, hence the pseudonym, you cowardly fuck. Whoever you are, if you want to talk shit you better be willing to back it up. Just let me know and we can meet face to face whereby I'll lodge my foot deep in your fucking ass!!!!
From: Jackzilla Entered on: April 17, 2003 6:06 PM
Is it feasible that Neo, a member of the gay community, was brought here from the allure of Ross and Fatty's recent photos? I think the word is out, my friends. Neo is but the first of many!     Zilla's outta here!
From: The Bone Entered on: April 17, 2003 6:11 PM
I was eagerly awaiting the Roche response. I knew it would rely on heavily physical violence. I don't think His Fatness is responsible though. It really is too clever. For some reason he had "Howard Stern rules" and he later took it off. Interesting. I am eagerly awaiting Neo's response to Roche.
From: John Entered on: April 17, 2003 6:40 PM
Zilla may be on to something. Perhaps this Neo is simply a faggot pining away while gazing at Bert and Fatty pics. He is probably jerking off right now in a dark corner somewhere with visions of being sadomized dancing in his head.     To Bone, of course I would threaten physical violence, I'm an ass whupping machine, why not. I dare Neo to meet me so I can beat his Faggoty ass. Oh "Howard Stern rules", this much is at least true.
From: Ross Entered on: April 17, 2003 8:36 PM
Actually I'm the one who took the "Howard Stern Rules" off - it didn't seem pertinent. In fact, I just got done upgrading the site so that I can more easily delete comments if more riffraff arrives.     Still, Fatty is involved in this mystery. Somehow. I don't know how yet, but mark my words, the truth will be discovered!
From: BigFatty Entered on: April 19, 2003 2:46 PM
Sorry - dudes, I am Neo. Ross, I actually saw my comments on Jackassery around 5PM EST, before I went to school. The only thing I can think of I am being from GVSU. I have accessed Jackassery from 3 or 4 computers there, so some curious soul might have clicked on the last used. The same thing could have happened in Jamacia too.     I welcome the comments from fellow arsehurls. It may keep our self-deluded visions of greatness in check. It also gives Johnny a release valve for more of his colorful ass kicking descriptions.
From: Ross Entered on: April 18, 2003 12:38 PM
Yes, we must remember that this was Roche's first taste of the true jackassery of the Internet. He has since learned the distinction between what people will say given the anonymity that a computer network provides, and what they will say to your face in real life. I'm certain that had Neo been there in person, he would be meek and submissive.
From: Ross Entered on: June 10, 2003 11:54 AM
I was browsing through the photo album and happened upon this picture again, and call me paranoid, but it's so realistic that I don't want people stumbling on it and thinking it's real. So I'm including the original picture that my head was used from here since it's not in the photo album:
From: John Entered on: June 10, 2003 12:00 PM
That was some impressive photoshopping. Upon my first view even I had to look twice before I realized it was fake and I know you well. Zilla is sweet at picture forgery.
From: Ross Entered on: June 10, 2003 12:02 PM
What cracks me up about it is that although the picture was taken from one I took myself earlier, in my original picture, somehow (to me) my face doesn't look quite as turdy as it does on Will's body. My explanation of this is that since on Will, it appears as though I'm turning my head, which makes the look on my face look far stupider (somehow) than it does if I'm looking straight at you. I don't know why.
From: Jackzilla Entered on: October 25, 2007 10:59 AM
This still remains the sweetest photoshopping job I've ever done.  F'ing hilarious!
From: BigFatty Entered on: October 25, 2007 12:17 PM
Zillz - this was your crowning achievement.  Your mad skillz came together that night.  You are a creative genius.  This one is technically brilliant, but my favorite one is truly inspired... Fatty and the Crimson Guard... http://www.jackassery.com/photos.jsp?id=140