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Entered on: April 16, 2003 12:00 AM by Jackzilla

Inspired by Ross' photos "before and after" The Zone, Willy goes on the Zone for 4 minutes with ASTOUNDING results!

PHOTO 26 - 7 Comments
From: The Bone Entered on: April 16, 2003 9:16 PM
That's fuckin sweet. At least the ass sandwich pic is no longer in sight.
From: Ross Entered on: April 16, 2003 10:59 PM
Why don't you do that one with your shirt off, Willy?     And how much more do you weigh now than when you started the Zone?     I find the picture amusing but at the same time, I've got to defend myself and say that at least I've been reasonably successful on the Zone. Every time I talk to Roche, he's telling me that you're eating pizza and hamburgers yet STILL maintaining somehow - with grand delusions - that you are staying on the Zone. I will say this - anyone with even the ability to create the picture on the left without stuffing pillows in their shirt - hasn't been on the Zone as long as you claim to have been.     I do like the sullen look in photo #1, though.
From: John Entered on: April 17, 2003 11:06 AM
Just yesterday Big Fatty made a pit stop at Checkers for a double cheeseburger combo. He even tried to coerce me into going and getting one with him today. He not only sabotages himself, but then tries to reel others into his sticky web of fat. While supposedly on the zone I have seen no evidence of wieght loss thus far. "Big Fatty", very apt indeed.
From: Ross Entered on: April 17, 2003 11:54 AM
I am now staging a Fatty Intervention. You must admit it to us all - you are no longer on the Zone. Furthermore, you probably never have been.     Your propensity for self-delusion has been noted by us all in the past. Now we must band together, as your friends, and make you see the truth of our words: Fatty, you might have READ the Zone, but you are not DOING the Zone.     Eat your cheeseburgers if you must, but fill our ears with your deceit no longer!
From: The Bone Entered on: April 17, 2003 12:04 PM
Fatty - It's ok to admit you're not on the Zone. I'm not on the Zone either. That's why I call my version the Bone Zone. I was on the true Zone for a week but my desire to be ripped wasn't great enough to overcome the difficulty of staying true to the Zone. Come on Fatty - together we can overcome the cheeseburgers.
From: BigFatty Entered on: April 17, 2003 1:08 PM
If eating cheeseburgers is wrong, I don't want to be right! I'm starting to realize that I will not live to a ripe old age. I will live my life doing happy things. The plan - eating cheeseburgers in paradise. Buffet's insight on living is inspiring. I will be fat, I will be lazy, I will eat cheesburgers, and I will wash myself with a stick.     Roche's traitorism is disturbing. He will, of course, blame me for this. I did go to Checkers. It was fucking fatabulous! Hot, buttery, spicy french frys, and quite a tasty burger - all hot and juicy and cheesy mmmmmmm. Washed down with an icy cold Coke! Anyway Roche has again left key details out of his comments. Quote from Johnny, "On Wendsday, we could stop in at Checkers. On the way back from Ross'. In fact, we should make ALL of Wendsday a cheat day - since we will be on the road as such." This was made on his own free will.
From: John Entered on: April 17, 2003 2:42 PM
While it's true I signed up for ONE cheat day, Fatty neglects to mention the fact that I resolved myself to staying on the zone in the mean time (something Fatty appears to be incapable of). Fatty also left out that after a cardio session in the gym today he said "we should get some Checkers after this to get some protien". I spend consecutive days in the zone, whereas Fatty cannot spend consecutive hours in the zone. Further more, I'm no traiter, I'm just trying to help Fatty back into the zone. If this is wrong, than I don't want to be right !!!