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Entered on: February 15, 2007 12:00 AM by The Bone
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I'm thinking about installing this in my new house. What do you think.

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From: Ross Entered on: February 15, 2007 7:51 AM

For 12K, I'd think the hand-pull could be more than "decorative!"

And is that a cupholder???  Nothing like downing a brewski while you drop a deuce, eh? 

From: Creeko Entered on: February 15, 2007 3:34 PM
Screw the decorative aspects of the hand pull. I'd be more worried about the ramafications of sitting down to put my socks on and getting a knob stuck up my ass.
From: BigFatty Entered on: February 15, 2007 3:40 PM

Upon closer examination....  This thing sucks!!!!  Don't get it Bone!  I hope it has not been delivered yet!  The lid knob is WAY too big and will not allow you to take full advantage of proper throne posture.   It creates another smaller, seat back that is not nearly as powerful as the full throne extention.

Look at this thing.... they had this type of shitter (chamberpot) what?? 2-3 hundred years ago.  Why was I shitting in a hole in France just 2-3 years ago.   Bullshit!

From: Ross Entered on: February 15, 2007 4:00 PM

I agree about the knob, but you could probably remove it. 

I do like the toilet brush holder on the left, though...

From: The Bone Entered on: February 15, 2007 11:28 PM
Dude, do you really think I'm getting a 12 thousand dollar shitter?

From: Swerb Entered on: February 15, 2007 11:30 PM

The cup holder is funny. I've been known to sip my morning tea on the crapper... but I know one person who absolutely refuses to eat or drink while shitting, and another fellow who actually eats breakfast on the can. I can't imagine biting into my cocoa puffs while depositing my own cocoa puffs in the bowl.

Actually, now that I look at it, that's not a cup holder - the specs say it's an ashtray! 

I'd be worried about getting splinters in my gluteus with this thing, though. And I don't see any kind of butt-cozy toilet seat. I make it a point to sit on the can at the YMCA, cuz the seats are fucking contoured! Most comfortable toilet seat ever. If you're really struggling and end up sitting for 10 minutes or more, your ass doesn't start getting numb and tingly. Now that's what I need at home.

From: The Bone Entered on: February 16, 2007 2:34 AM

I definitely drink coffee on the shitter and I have from time to time eate, although it's usually to be avoided if possible.


The thing about contuored seats is on a hot day, your ass sweats and get stuck up in it du to suction. I've yet to find the perfect shitter. I think though it should be made of kelvar fiber coating a jelly polymer.  

From: Jackzilla Entered on: February 16, 2007 7:38 AM
Some of you folks eat and drink on the can?  Don't you know you don't shit where you eat!?  That's one of the basic rules that separates us from animals!
From: The Bone Entered on: February 16, 2007 1:03 PM
I'm a busy and important man. Sometimes I have to make efficient use of my time.


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