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Entered on: January 30, 2007 12:00 AM by Jackzilla

Guess where I went over the weekend!

PHOTO 254 - 8 Comments
From: Jackzilla Entered on: January 31, 2007 12:01 AM
...Universal's Islands of Adventure in Orlando! I was going to crop the photo to remove my nephew at the bottom, but didn't want to sacrifice Rogue's butt.
From: BigFatty Entered on: January 31, 2007 6:41 AM
I know he is just a kid, but, you my friend, have the responsibility of making sure he does not walk around looking retarded.  A headband for christ'sakes???  A better photo crop would have had you and your nephew out of the pic leaving just Rogue's ass. Did you WOW the babes with you being the owner of a comic book store??  Or could they tell from your tee-shirt and shorts?  Doesn't comic-book guy wear the same combo (maybe not the sweet black atom shirt).  You could have pulled a Johnny and started talking cell phones to the girls - 'I see you have a T-4900.....' Dude!  Where are the stories????
From: Jackzilla Entered on: January 31, 2007 7:39 AM
Fatty - You of all people are going to criticize an 11-year-old's fashion sense?  Weren't you, as a fully grown man, wearing burlap and going full Amish a year ago? Rogue did ask me if I was The Flash, and I told her I couldn't explain the shirt without sounding full comic book geek.  And Fatty - It's "Black Adam" and it's SWEET.  Just ask Johnny (who, by the way, DID fully explain who Black Adam was to the Arby's girl a month ago.  I'm positive she was impressed with us.) I'd type pages and pages about our weekend adventures but I got a job to get to.  5 days off means two weeks of working double-time to catch up.  Selling funny books is hard work!
From: Ross Entered on: January 31, 2007 7:49 AM
I can't fault Jack for wearing the Black Adam t-shirt (even though you're in the wrong universe and should have gotten your ass kicked), but I must agree with Fatty on the headband.  Completely unacceptable. Looks like an ad for the Special Olympics. I'd also like to note that I think your Rogue is better than mine, though they do look pretty similar: But your Storm looks re-goddamn-diculous.
From: Crockett Entered on: January 31, 2007 9:05 AM
Why do people always have to point to the person next to them in a picture? We can't notice the lady in green and yellow spandex with the big hair in the picture, a big white streak in her hair, one of only two people in the picture, right smack dab in the middle of the picture, the focus of the picture, without her being pointed out?
From: Jackzilla Entered on: January 31, 2007 9:26 AM
That's his way of letting us know he's "in" on the joke.  Allowing him to go full geek and still be "cool" (or so he thinks).  By the way, Bert, you're right:  My Rogue was way better.
From: Swerb Entered on: January 31, 2007 5:52 PM
Yeah, Storm's wig looks like it's about to jump off and run away. And is she wearing granny panties? WTF?
From: Ross Entered on: February 1, 2007 7:32 AM
Literally, she is a caricature of herself.