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From: BigFatty Entered on: August 22, 2006 5:40 PM
Jackassery - always on the cutting edge on the social issues.  Nice clipping Bone.  The date is a little smeared.  Does it say 2005?  I'll be sure to share it with Melinda.

 
From: Ross Entered on: August 22, 2006 7:50 PM
I just printed a copy - I'll have it on Heather's pillow for when she gets home tonight.  No more hangin' with the gal pals, beyotch!
 
From: Crockett Entered on: August 22, 2006 9:36 PM

Are they promoting threesomes and lesbian lovin'?


 
From: BigFatty Entered on: August 23, 2006 9:00 PM

I just watched this video .  It is frickin hilarious.  Two assholes, who think they are sweet, get the tables turned!  Its long, but I watched the begining to get the gist, then cut to the last minute or so.  You will know when things change.....

 

 


 
From: Ross Entered on: August 24, 2006 6:31 AM

I dunno... there seems to be an air of bullshit in there... for one, the dudes seem to be Canadian.  Are there really any Canadian assholes that big?  In any case, there also just seemed to be an air of bad acting involved. 

But maybe that was just them being Canadian.


 
From: BigFatty Entered on: August 24, 2006 8:45 AM

I watched it through uncritical eyes, but upon reflection and putting it through the bullshit protector, something does smell rotten in Denmark.

Too bad, I love it when A-holes get their due.

Really, Canadian?  I did not catch that.  I'll have to watch it again, eh?  I had a cabbie in San Diego correctly guess I was from Michigan a couple months ago.  I was very impressed.


 
From: Creeko Entered on: August 24, 2006 1:38 PM

I always get taken for German over in Spain.

If anyone wanted to know, Heiss means Hot in German. Which should explain why whenever I'm introduced to someone who knows Germen, It always gets a giggle.

 

Achtung baby, I'm on fire!


 
From: Crockett Entered on: August 25, 2006 9:41 AM
Creeko said:

I always get taken for German over in Spain.

If anyone wanted to know, Heiss means Hot in German. Which should explain why whenever I'm introduced to someone who knows Germen, It always gets a giggle.

Achtung baby, I'm on fire!


It must be the red hair. Or is that a head of flames?
 
From: Creeko Entered on: August 25, 2006 11:31 AM

The red hair stems from a Ronald Macdonald comment from this photo

http://www.jackassery.com/viewcomments.jsp?type=photo&id=46

Which let to this higly skilled Photoshop rendering that has become my mug shot for this site 

 http://www.jackassery.com/photos.jsp?id=52

  


 
From: Crockett Entered on: August 28, 2006 8:11 AM

NOT SAFE FOR WORK!

Some research material for after you married folk show the Good Wife Guide to your significant other and have to take matters into your own hand.

http://www.boobieblog.com


 
From: Ross Entered on: August 28, 2006 8:41 PM

Nice work, Crockett!  This one of Lohan is nice:

LindsayLohanNiceSideBoob1.jpg


 
From: Crockett Entered on: August 28, 2006 9:09 PM

Just trying to work my way up to Character status.

I bet the blocking software at work won't allow boobieblog to make it through, would it?


 
From: Crockett Entered on: August 28, 2006 9:14 PM
Hey, I was just checking out the Site stats and do you realize that JA is just about to hit 10,000 entries?!?!?!?    Cool
 
From: Ross Entered on: August 29, 2006 7:42 AM

Well, my work proxy did block the boobieblog banner yesterday, and I'm sure it registered it in their logs.  I'll just have to steer clear of this thread when I'm at work. 

As for the 10,000 thing: it probably is already past that, since I don't track the Fatty Photo entries on that page (no special reason, just lazy).


 
From: Crockett Entered on: August 29, 2006 8:33 AM

Here's a new term - hypermammiferous - it was used in a picture caption to describe Katherine Heigl.


 
From: Creeko Entered on: August 29, 2006 3:38 PM
Ross said:

Well, my work proxy did block the boobieblog banner yesterday

Has anyone tried www.proxify.net ? It works great for looking at naughty things at work that would normally get blocked. I've never actually subscribed to it (you need to subscrube to have access to user content) but you can get into just about any web page by playing around with the differernt settings. That's how I was able to keep up with Jackassery even though my work proxy blocked it.
 
From: Crockett Entered on: September 5, 2006 8:11 PM
Want your own boobie name? Go here http://www.blogthings.com/boobienamegenerator/
 
From: Crockett Entered on: September 7, 2006 8:07 PM

Jessica Simpson running - oh my goodness!

Jessica Simpson


 
From: John Entered on: September 11, 2006 3:13 PM
Love it, need I say more. Looks as though Crockett has usurped Zilla's position as mayor of Titty city.

 
From: Crockett Entered on: November 11, 2006 8:40 PM

Let's head south....

Are you a Master of CLIT?

clit.jpg


 
From: Crockett Entered on: November 14, 2006 6:10 PM
All I can say is: SALMA HAYEK!
Video: Salma Hayeks big C in Ugly Betty
 
From: Jackzilla Entered on: November 14, 2006 7:44 PM

Best video posted ever! 

She's currently my PC wallpaper too.  And Johnny Bells -- pay attention here -- those are real natural breasts.  (not mentioning any names... *Lyndsey Lohan* *hack!*)


 
From: Ross Entered on: November 15, 2006 8:50 AM
I've been a Salma fan ever since Desperado... I will have to post a smattering of my favorite choice shots of hers when I get home tonight...

 
From: Jackzilla Entered on: November 15, 2006 11:44 AM
Bert: Now you're talking!  Bring on the Salma!
 
From: The Bone Entered on: November 15, 2006 3:28 PM
This is what I call a woman! Who has time for Albino Marmosets when you've got Hayek? Isn't Ed Norton fucking her though. A shame. Great actor but not nearly man enough for her. 
 
From: Crockett Entered on: November 28, 2006 12:30 AM

More Salma:


 
From: Crockett Entered on: November 28, 2006 12:31 AM

More Salma, Part II:


 
From: Crockett Entered on: November 28, 2006 12:32 AM

More Salma, Part III:

 


 
From: Ross Entered on: November 28, 2006 7:21 AM
Good lord!

 
From: Jackzilla Entered on: November 28, 2006 7:49 AM
Ma-ma!
 
From: John Entered on: November 28, 2006 12:49 PM
Impressive, most impressive.
 
From: Crockett Entered on: November 29, 2006 8:29 PM

Jessica Simpson Stars in Sex Tape???

Los Angeles - Jessica Simpson has been left reeling by rumours a sex tape starring her is about to be leaked onto the internet.


Source

This would be unbelievable!!!  

 


 
From: Crockett Entered on: December 1, 2006 12:52 AM
Wait for it....
 
From: Crockett Entered on: December 1, 2006 12:54 AM

Britney's Vagina

Paris is such a good influence!!

See it here! http://www.thenipslip.com/?p=6


 
From: BigFatty Entered on: December 1, 2006 10:15 AM
Why did she get a tatoo of a smiley-face on her cheech?  Its an amazing tatoo job - whatever angle you look at it, you see it from the same perspective.  It had to hurt, and be VERY expensive.  It would be cool to have that job - tatooing the cheeches of super-hot chicks with smiley faces.  I'd better start improving on my stick figures.
 
From: Ross Entered on: December 1, 2006 2:15 PM
Click on the smiley face pic to get the full unadulterated vertical smile version.

 
From: BigFatty Entered on: December 1, 2006 4:44 PM

Well done Ross - Who would have thunk to hide cheech peeks behind an innocent Smiley??  Its evil genius.  Crockett - props for the pic posts - even though I would much rather see peeks at Paris's hidey-hole (I have a strange lust for trashy women) a younger Brittany is one of the worlds all time hottest women.  We all knew it was a matter of time before she was exposed to all.

BTW - If I was Paris (Who seems all too aware of the pitfalls of pantiless parting - Pic2), I would certainly do a panty check on all my passengers before entry into my car.  The last thing I would want as a superstar, is a sweet ride that smells like ass. No one would want to roll with you because all your cars smell like ass.  Not a great rep. in Hollywood.

Nobody should counter with - But it is Brittany's ass!!!  I don't care.  Ass is ass.  The only way that Brittany's ass-smell is acceptable is if you are up in it.  Otherwise you get all stank and none of the benefits.  Really, who would want to be the one that cleans up Paris's car afterwards.  'Make sure you clean up all of Brittany's ass sweat.  My car is starting to smell like ass again!'


 
From: Crockett Entered on: December 1, 2006 10:36 PM
Jessica Alba's Bra Up for Bid on eBay Here
 
From: Ross Entered on: December 2, 2006 9:54 AM
Crockett, you are a fount of dirty-minded information.  Keep up the good work.
 
From: Crockett Entered on: December 5, 2006 12:08 AM
Oops, Britney did it again. Her panties are missing again. http://www.thenipslip.com/?p=12
 

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