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Entered on: September 20, 2005 12:00 AM by Ross

Further proof that Brian Jones is the sweetest person on earth. Fatty pulled this out of his wallet at lunch the other day at random. Apparently the world is in on this one.

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From: Swerb Entered on: September 20, 2005 3:34 PM
I don't get it...
From: Ross Entered on: September 20, 2005 5:03 PM
See these:     http://www.jackassery.com/viewcomments.jsp?type=new s&id=271     http://www.jackassery.com/viewcomments.jsp?type=new s&id=115     http://www.jackassery.com/viewcomments.jsp?type=new s&id=193#2917
From: BigFatty Entered on: September 21, 2005 6:54 PM
And see the latest of Brian Jones escapades at his new website:     http://www.achristmasstoryhouse.com/
From: The Bone Entered on: January 28, 2009 11:04 PM
Brian Jones update: Fatty will appreciate this. I had dinner last night at his 3000 plus sq ft brand new crib with a stylish kitchen, 3 stall garage, 5 bedroom and 5 shitters. That's only one of his 7 houses. Of course one of his houses is the Christmas Story museum. He has one employee running the museum in Cleveland and 2 full time at the warehouse with additional seasonal employees. He now has a license with Warner Brothers. His wife doesn't work, he has 2 chitlins, and he works about 15 hrs a week.
From: BigFatty Entered on: January 29, 2009 12:35 PM
Oooooooooooooooh!  I Hate Brian Jones!  F him and his golden life!  You think he'd let me move in with him?
From: Ross Entered on: January 29, 2009 12:47 PM
5 shitters - that's a lot of toilet scrubbin'!  That's also a very high toilet-to-sq-ft ratio.  No thanks!
From: The Bone Entered on: January 29, 2009 6:04 PM
Ross said: 5 shitters - that's a lot of toilet scrubbin'!  That's also a very high toilet-to-sq-ft ratio.  No thanks! That was the wife's first comment. However you obviously have never eaten 4 Dove bars and a box of Fiber One! Having a shitter no more than 5 feet away at any time has it's uses.
From: Ross Entered on: January 29, 2009 7:08 PM
Well, we've begun our house hunting in the burbs, and we're shooting for 4+ bedrooms, 2+ baths.  I recall looking at some today that were "3.1" baths, which would mean 4 shitters, I guess.  So it's not out of the question.
From: The Bone Entered on: January 29, 2009 7:24 PM
The burbs huh? Man, remember the good old days when you were rocking out like a gangster in you bachelor pad in Lincoln Park? Normally it's referred to as 3.5 baths. What your's has a urinal?
From: Bunky Entered on: January 29, 2009 7:34 PM
Ross said: 5 shitters - that's a lot of toilet scrubbin'!  That's also a very high toilet-to-sq-ft ratio.  No thanks! Agreed. Our house is just a little over 2600 sq ft. with 3 baths and that's plenty. You are close enough should you eat 4 doves bars and a Fiber One. However, I am a fan of the oversized garage and we love ours.
From: The Bone Entered on: January 29, 2009 7:42 PM
That's cause you have to park your Escalade in it :)
From: Bunky Entered on: January 29, 2009 7:45 PM
I don't own an Escalade :)
From: Ross Entered on: January 29, 2009 9:28 PM
.1 is retarded, I agree - it sounds like Fatty's hole in the floor, if you ask me.
From: Jackzilla Entered on: January 29, 2009 11:21 PM
3.1 baths?  I think that's 3 shitters and a subwoofer.
From: Ross Entered on: January 30, 2009 7:46 AM
Ha!
From: RobotSpider Entered on: January 30, 2009 8:49 AM
Jackzilla said: 3.1 baths?  I think that's 3 shitters and a subwoofer. HA HA HA!  I've never heard of .1 baths before, but ours is odd... we have one full bath, two 3/4 baths (which I guess is toilet and standing shower, no tub), and one 1/2 bath.  So, as a fraction, we have 12/4 bathrooms.  Now, if I reduce the improper fraction, it's three baths.  Wait, what?  I have 4 toilet-rooms in my house.
From: Ross Entered on: January 30, 2009 10:36 AM
Yeah we haven't started going to showings yet but there are a number of places in the hoods we're looking in that have .1's.  I'll let you know what it means to them when I find out. BTW, looks like I'll be taking JA down sometime this afternoon, rather than tomorrow morning.  Look for it to come back online sometime tomorrow night.
From: BigFatty Entered on: January 31, 2009 2:43 AM
That bathroom specification was driving me nuts!  3.1???  I was agreeing with Ross - that had to be a frickin hole in the floor or at least an outhouse in the backyard.  The curiousity got the better of me and here is a Wiki explaination: 'The other, newer method is to put the number of full bathrooms to the left side of the decimal point and to put the number of half bathrooms to the right of the decimal point (e.g., "2.1" would mean 2 full baths and 1 half bath; "3.2" would mean 3 full baths and 2 half baths).'