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Entered on: August 17, 2005 12:00 AM by Jackzilla

JohnnyBells bonds with a fellow comic geek at Wizard World Chicago 2005.

PHOTO 210 - 21 Comments
From: Ross Entered on: August 17, 2005 6:47 AM
Nice! By what name does this fan go?
From: Jackzilla Entered on: August 17, 2005 6:56 AM
I believe her name is DAZZA.COM and she accepts VISA and Mastercard.
From: Ross Entered on: August 17, 2005 8:04 AM
So, what, do you just swipe your credit card thru her asscrack?
From: Jackzilla Entered on: August 17, 2005 8:29 AM
Basically. Yes.
From: Ross Entered on: August 17, 2005 8:36 AM
Good pics, Jack! You didn't actually get up there to get anything signed by Frank, did you?     And speaking of Frank, they're making a movie of his 300 story:     http://superherohype.com/news.php?id=3404     Though I don't recognize any of the names associated with it - that's not reassuring...
From: Jackzilla Entered on: August 17, 2005 10:59 AM
We didn't get Frank's autograph or anyone else. We were not properly prepared for the signings, were unwilling to wait in long lines, and of course, distracted by "the Hulk girls".
From: Bunky Entered on: May 18, 2008 12:57 AM
I am going to Anime Expo in July. I have been recruited by my nephews to go on a road trip. They are trying to get me to dress up as Sailor Moon but that is not happening! I am just the driver. To keep the JA tradition alive, I am going to seek out Man Fae, a cosplayer who dresses up as Faye Valentine from the Japanese anime series Cowboy Bebop, and have a picture taken for this website. Here is a taste of what you have to look forward to (Just Man Fae's ass): He was suspended from the convention in 2004 & 2005 because of an accidental wardrobe malfunction which resulted in his crank falling out of his costume. I figure he fits the JA bill. F me pumps and skimpy clothes. For anyone who is interested, I can pick you up a "I spanked Man Fae's ass shirt and I got was a lousy t-shirt" shirt. All proceeds go to his legal fund. WTF?
From: Jackzilla Entered on: May 18, 2008 7:51 AM
Ahhh... um... No.
From: Bunky Entered on: May 18, 2008 11:07 AM
What size shirt do you wear Jack?
From: BigFatty Entered on: May 18, 2008 11:58 AM
Jackzilla said: Ahhh... um... Ahhh... Ahhh. Mmmmmmm Yes!  Ahhhh....  Ahhhh AHhhhhh! Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!  There are no tissues! Jack left an abbreviated post which I took the liberty to expand upon.  Obviously he was slightly irritated at the lack of tissues discovered at a crucial moment.  Plus, it is hard for him to type one-handed.   PS - If dressing up like that gets hot girls to grab my crank... Wardrobe!  Anyways, that shit is everyday wear for Europeans.  Count me in.
From: Bunky Entered on: May 18, 2008 1:03 PM
I knew if Zilla could go pantless for Prince, he could "rub one out" for Man Faye! I bet he even tickled the clown's feet while he was punching it on this one! I don't know if I could play the "crank grab game" during photo op time with Man Faye. Maybe if I was sporting Princess Leia buns, it would give me the extra confidence boost I would need to pull of such a task! My nephews are mortified that I would want to take my photo with this guy. That is what makes it so appealing! He is a legend at this convention. I'm going to try and talk my husband into going. He would spank Man Faye just for the sheer joy of humilating our nephews in public. I'm going to tell him it's a convention that has booths with pint size Japanese girls with big fake boobs that will rub them on you and sit on your lap and pose for pictures. That will make him herny enough to not even care that it's an anime convention.
From: Ross Entered on: May 19, 2008 7:15 AM
That is some fucked up repugnant shit.  But funny.
From: Bunky Entered on: May 19, 2008 9:48 AM
I am hoping I will run into Bone sporting a sexy get-up like this when I am in Hawaii in a few weeks.... Hey Jack, maybe Nick Nick will wear this ensemble for you at 2009 Free Comic Book Day while he is signing books! You may have to hang outside for awhile in case it makes you to herny to concentrate.... If he says no, I know Fatty is a go if you throw in a crank tug...
From: Jackzilla Entered on: May 19, 2008 10:04 AM
Thanks Bunky.  I just threw up my Cheerios.
From: Bunky Entered on: May 19, 2008 10:50 AM
Were they Honey Nut Cheerios or regular?
From: Radmobile Entered on: May 19, 2008 11:18 AM
I think they were "Herny" Nut Cheerios. And by the way.... nast.
From: Bunky Entered on: May 19, 2008 4:31 PM
HaHaHaHa!
From: Jackzilla Entered on: May 19, 2008 5:23 PM
Rad, Bunky (,Bert?) - Will you join us tonight for some Gears?  I'm bringing Mr. Herny Berlls with me!
From: Bunky Entered on: May 19, 2008 9:13 PM
I am in my hotel, on the phone, trying to get my 360 up and running! Tell Mr. Herny Bells there will be no crying allowed tonight on Gears when I'm hittin' it like chicken! I expect him to leave the headset on so I can hear him cussing at me....
From: Bunky Entered on: July 6, 2008 8:07 PM
Okay, against my better judgement, I am posting a few pics of my niece Jade (aka Jaderaide) and I from Anime Expo. Unfortunately, I did not see Man Faye, so I didn't get to tap that ass! I was really disappointed because I wore the Rookies shirt just to get a picture spanking him in it! This guy was a Wii controller and my nephew screwed the shot up! If he had captured a few inches below, you would see me grabbing his Wii crank, which is why I am blushing and Jade is laughing...
From: Jackzilla Entered on: July 7, 2008 10:11 AM
I like how the ears match the Rookies' T.  Anime Expo?  Another piece to the Bunky puzzle...