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Entered on: April 3, 2003 12:00 AM by The Bone

PHOTO 21 - 10 Comments
From: The Bone Entered on: April 3, 2003 1:37 PM
This picture is of a powerlifter who blew out his rectum during a competition at Penn State. The poor bastard was immobilzed at the bottom of his squat in agonizing pain for some time until paramedics could render assistance. Apparently there was a large amount of fecal matter deposited upon the spotter.
From: Ross Entered on: April 3, 2003 1:57 PM
More nightmares.     This is so fucking sick I can barely stand it. Did you get this one from rotten.com too?
From: The Bone Entered on: April 3, 2003 5:20 PM
No, this was sent to me from a guy I work with. I'm afraid this may excite Big Fatty as his latent homosexual mindframe is prone to associating an ass shot with sex, as per his post on "Presenting"
From: Jackzilla Entered on: April 3, 2003 4:58 PM
Um, yeah... can we have a look at the "totally bizarre carrot with vagina" again? Goddamn that's a sick photo, Tony! I think Ross should put your picture submitting ass on probation!
From: BigFatty Entered on: April 4, 2003 2:23 PM
I agree with Jack - Tony's photo-posting abilities should be taken away if he's going to post this sick shit. This has to be the most horrendous thing I've seen and I've seen fucking autopsies in person! But, I'll wager that putting your foot in someone's ass would have a similar effect.
From: Creeko Entered on: April 14, 2003 9:41 AM
Thats the worst fucking hemoriod I've ever seen. Someone should get that guy some Preperation H
From: Ross Entered on: April 14, 2003 3:10 PM
Speaking of hemerrhoids, I have a great story involving Roche. I haven't heard of any recent ass-lesions on him, but this story takes place back in the prime Jackassery days on Diamond Street. Apparently, he had one so bad that he couldn't take it and decided to drive to Meijer to get some Preperation H. So he gets in the car, and it's hurting his ass just to sit down, and as he drives, its hurting more and more to the point where he's screaming in the car from the pain of this hemerrhoid. Finally, he arrives at Meijer and makes his way to the pharmacy section and gets the necessary ointment. Then, before making it to the checkout, he realizes how obvious it will be what he's doing there, only buying some Preperation H, so he gets a gallon of milk and makes that his second purchase! I'm sure the cashier was thrown off, Johnny!
From: Creeko Entered on: April 21, 2003 9:24 AM
This photo is now on rotten.com with a more more detailed description of the less than desirable occurance.     http://poetry.rotten.com/weightlifter/
From: The Bone Entered on: September 2, 2008 8:38 PM
Got to love the random pic generator. An oldie but goodie.
From: NickNick Entered on: September 2, 2008 8:41 PM
Oh lord.  Of course, I had to scroll up to see what it was you were talking about.  Jeesus!!