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Entered on: June 1, 2005 12:00 AM by Ross

I chalk this up to the influence of a conversation Fregly had with Bone at my wedding shower: I present Fregly's NEW Honda S2000. Yes, he got another one.

PHOTO 197 - 11 Comments
From: John Entered on: June 29, 2005 10:05 PM
FUCK FREGLY, and his little dog too!
From: BigFatty Entered on: June 29, 2005 10:34 PM
Fregly is a whore-monger! You think he still needs a roommate?
From: The Bone Entered on: November 1, 2005 7:26 PM
I'm in the position of needing a car. I was planning on being sensible and buying a Rossmobile, but now I'm in James Bond mode and I require something a little more ridiculous. S2000 is definitely on my list. It's fast and handles like a mofo. I'm also considering a new BMW. I've always wanted an ostentatious ride. We'll see what happens.
From: BigFatty Entered on: November 1, 2005 7:59 PM
Get a steamroller - they rock!
From: The Bone Entered on: November 1, 2005 10:58 PM
Sure they handle like sumbitches but they lack acceleration and top end speed.
From: The Bone Entered on: November 2, 2005 8:52 PM
Wel, I lost my mind and bought a BMW M-3 on Ebay. It's a pristine 1996 model with only 31,000 miles. It looks exactly like Ross's cousins at the lawyers house.     Now I have to figure out how to get it from Seattle.
From: Ross Entered on: November 3, 2005 7:06 AM
More like you need to figure out how to get it to Chicago, beyotch!
From: BigFatty Entered on: November 3, 2005 10:36 PM
I looked on Ebay for it. Where is it at?? Dude - that is worse than my motorcycle stunt. That only cost me $500.     I just got back from Sin Sin Naughty Ohio. Went to the Procter and Gamble retail lab. It was pretty cool. The highlight was when I got to try out a Segway scooter just like Jobe!     They had a house of the future. It wasn't too sweet. They were running M$ media center. Shit - we've been running that for a while! The future is now, bitch!     They did have one of those high-end toilets with the auto bidet, heated seat, and air jets to dry your butt. The bidet only worked if you sat on it. SO, I sat on it and pushed the button, jumped off and had water squirt all over! I left after that. That toilet might be on Fatty's Xmas list.
From: Jackzilla Entered on: November 4, 2005 6:56 AM
Fatty, you ebay amateur, here's the link:     http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vie wItem&category=6131&item=4585444585     That's one sweet purchase, Bone!     And to think I thought I was spending too much on ebay. Now I feel better for all the money I've spent on Beany Babies (TM) this year... (Hey! They're an investment!)
From: Swerb Entered on: November 5, 2005 7:51 AM
Nice wheels, Bone! I'm jealous.
From: The Bone Entered on: November 14, 2005 9:27 PM
I finally got the Bonemobile today. It every bit as nice as the description on Ebay. It actually looks nicer in person than in the pics.     The handling is outrageous. The style is impetuous. It's speed will eat your children.     However, I'm not looking forward to the Byzantine process at the California DMV as well as the necessary trip to Costco for an economy case of condoms.