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Entered on: May 5, 2005 12:00 AM by Jackzilla

Fatty show's off his new ride. Note the ribbon magnet: He's already Barbied that bitch up! [Soon to show up on Roche's car]

PHOTO 191 - 27 Comments
From: Ross Entered on: May 5, 2005 8:39 PM
Heiss is stylin'... bring on the ladies.     Is that a cross inside that ribbon? You're fucking dead...
From: BigFatty Entered on: May 6, 2005 1:06 AM
DUDE! Where is the spirit of Jeebus? Its not my ribbon. Jack got it to play little tricksies on nasty hobbitsis. I caught him in the act. Now it is my turn. Roche will find it on his car soon. I am thinking it should last one entire day, or until he walks up to his car from work or the store.     On a related Jeebus note........ I am applying for some Marketing Manager Positions at Zondervan Publishing. One of the titles I am applying for is Bible Marketing Manager. I figure if you are going to whore yourself out to 'Da Man' might as well go all the way!     I mean really, is it much different than cigarettes? Its legal, but we all know it is bad for you! People are going to be christians anyway. I might as well profit from it in some way. I am going to use my contacts to get an interview. Maybe my ministership will *WOW* them! If not, I will show them the movie of me driving a train.
From: Ross Entered on: May 6, 2005 7:05 AM
I stand corrected. That's pure sweet evil genius.
From: Ross Entered on: May 6, 2005 8:08 AM
Not only did the bargain-hunting Fatty find a car, but he also found a wireless-G bridge for only $30! I had to get one myself. You know what this means - an Xbox in the far reaches of my home, where no cables will reach. Jack, got any spare chips or xboxes laying around that you'd sell me for cost? If not, no big deal - what's the cutoff manufacture date for used xboxes? We have a game store right next to my gym that I can pick one up at.
From: Swerb Entered on: May 6, 2005 9:34 AM
Fatty, what you need to do if you get a job at Zondervans is take the money from the evil Christians and use it for good, i.e., beer and video games. Kind of like a politico-religious Robin Hood.     Also, Fats: We'll have to do lunch next week (I have a Cheap Eats deadline looming), so ready yourself for some burger eatin'!
From: Ross Entered on: May 6, 2005 11:11 AM
Yes, funnel the Christian dollars back to the makers of Grand Theft Auto! Also, don't forget to spend some money on porn.
From: BigFatty Entered on: May 6, 2005 11:47 PM
Dude, I am all about the Cheap Eat outing, or I like to refer to it as 'Free Lunch!'. Monday is so-so for me, I got an interview at 3. Tuesday I have lunch plans already. Weds is good. Thursday is good, but I imagine it is too late. So, Weds or Monday.     Do you think the Fatty Fans missed me?
From: The Bone Entered on: May 7, 2005 10:33 AM
Nice car, you can pick me up with it when I arrive in GR on Monday the 16th at 6:05 PM. I hope your dad has a coffee maker.     Get your Halo skills up to par cause I'm comin to bring the pain.
From: Ross Entered on: May 7, 2005 1:36 PM
How long are you in town for, Bone? Are you going to stop by our shower? I know Heather wants to meet you. I didn't have my Mom send you an invite because I didn't think you'd be in town.
From: Jackzilla Entered on: May 9, 2005 2:24 PM
[The Following is another Fatty Fornication: Fatty logged in on my computer under my name.]     Good deal. I like to roll around with the top down and Culture Club blaring out the speakers.     I will get your room set up. Dad drinks coffee too.
From: BigFatty Entered on: May 7, 2005 6:09 PM
Sorry, the last post was from me again. I am so used to being logged on as me on my own computer. I have to use Jack's computer for a bit while my craptop gets an overhaul at BestBuy computer service.       Back to the Jesus sticker. I just walked out and put it on Johnny's car. He'll drive home, park in his garage, drive to work the next day, and so on. As long as he does not approach his car from the rear, the sticker will show Johnny's love and support for Jesus and the troops. God bless the USA.
From: The Bone Entered on: May 8, 2005 5:07 AM
I'll be leaving the following Sunday - so 6 days I guess. Bert, if you and Heather can manage, you should visit GR the Fri before. I'll make sure that the charming gentleman version of Tony shows up for Heather vice The Areshurl version.
From: Ross Entered on: May 8, 2005 9:51 AM
Yeah, I believe we're coming on Thursday night, actually. I was just talking to Roche about when we can all take in a Star Wars showing. Should be good. I'll keep you updated.
From: Jackzilla Entered on: May 9, 2005 2:26 PM
Well, Roche has been tagged. He's roaming around the country side thinking he's fairly sweet while totally oblivious to the bright yellow ribbon magnet (with cross and "prayer hands") on display on his back bumper. Perhaps Fatty truly is... "a waaarrior!"
From: Ross Entered on: May 9, 2005 2:48 PM
Hahahahaha, that is so perfect, I love it! If only he were a Jackassery regular again, he would know how ridiculous his car's appearance is!     That's pretty sweet, actually: get a bunch of them and slap them on cars everywhere. Reminds me of my idea to use the Club on other people's cars.
From: Jackzilla Entered on: May 9, 2005 3:25 PM
I've been tempted to harvest them magnets in a parking lot (I swear every other car has them these days) and apply them all to one single car. That would be sweet.
From: Ross Entered on: May 9, 2005 4:06 PM
Personally, I'd rather have this on my car:     http://www.rof.com/Plaque_TRex.htm
From: Swerb Entered on: May 9, 2005 10:09 PM
That's sweet! I'm considering ordering one. Maybe I'll get more chldren's scrawling on greasy Home Depot hot dog plates....
From: Ross Entered on: May 10, 2005 8:24 PM
Well Fatty, I got my Wireless Bridge today. Looks like you get what you pay for - I can't get this sucker to work. I'm not giving up hope just yet but I've been at it for about 40 minutes now. By the way, I am pretty sure that we don't want to run it in "wireless bridge mode" but in "AP Client" mode. Anyway, I can get it to discover my wireless network and it looks like it connects up but when I plug it into my laptop, my laptop never gets a connection. The documentation is shitty too so now I'm off to scour the web in hopes of people smarter than I figuring this one out...
From: Ross Entered on: May 10, 2005 9:33 PM
I spoke too soon - this thing is sweet! I'm writing this message over the wireless bridge provided by this little $30 wonder. Okay, well, the documentation still sucks. Anyway, I must have messed with too many settings before trying in earnest to get it to work. So I reset the factory default settings and set it for AP Client Mode, and BAM! I'm online! DHCP and everything. Next step: trying hooking it to the Xbox!     Key tip: don't reassign the bridge a different IP than its default, which is 192.168.1.2. I am currently blaming my problems on that.
From: BigFatty Entered on: May 10, 2005 11:29 PM
DUDE! F-you. I got nothing and it shipped Friday for me. I am waiting for it cuz I am getting a wireless card for my old tried and true IBM Blue backup computer. My craptop is in the throws of the BestBuy warranty system. I am hoping for a complete replacement. They said one to three weeks. Three weeks is a little long.....     Meanwhile, back in the Fat Cave.....     I got episodes of LOST and D. Housewives to watch! I got all my backup files waiting for a highspeed wireless connection. Resumes are waiting.     Shit, I should get another one and hook up another box. Every TV you own should now have a box connected so you can watch movies anywhere. Jack was ahead of his time with this concept. Too bad he was a little behind on the wireless networking. His junction box is a mess of cables and hubs dangling freely. DUDE! I want my package! Oh, expect a call from me cuz I am sure it will not go smoothly for me. My backup computer is rolling with WIN98 still.     Oh, dude, can you bring some handy programs for my new computer that I might have lost... something I could use in the OFFICE.
From: BigFatty Entered on: May 10, 2005 11:54 PM
Shit, It was supposed to be delivered yesterday by FedEx. I smell fornication here. But I still ordered another one. At this price they are practically free! Man, I should order a bunch and sell them on Ebay for $50-$60!
From: Ross Entered on: May 11, 2005 8:12 AM
Well, my personal feeling on wireless networks is that they're nice for email and surfing the web, but too slow and, more importantly, unreliable for a whole lot else. If I could do it Jack's way, I would. In practice, even with a Wireless-G network, people don't see sustained speeds much above 22Mbps. While testing it out with my xbox last night (which worked well), I transferred a 1.4GB movie to it in about 13 minutes, or about 4 times longer than my wired network takes (which also doesn't reach its theoretical maximum of 100Mbps) - resulting in about 14.4Mbps. Anyway, it will probably work okay since I dont have a ton of wireless traffic in the house right now. But I can see many fornications ensuing down the road.
From: BigFatty Entered on: May 11, 2005 8:18 AM
I am hoping for streaming video, thats all. The FedEx site said they delivered my package to the new house a few minutes ago. I am off to see if that is true!
From: Ross Entered on: May 11, 2005 9:18 AM
I was able to stream from my fileserver without any hiccups. But I have not yet run any extensive tests. I think it ought to be able to handle a simple DivX stream, though. It's not so much the bandwidth as the reliability I'm worried about.
From: Ross Entered on: May 11, 2005 9:33 AM
Has Bells noticed yet that he's pimpin' the Christian worldview with his ride?
From: BigFatty Entered on: May 11, 2005 10:14 AM
I am going to lunch with Melissa today and I was going to ask her about it. If he has not noticed it by now, then I will ask her to keep it quiet.