Now that you mention it...... Where is my button askew shirt? You might have noticed that I have yet to correct your brazen-buttonery. Call me lazy, but I wore that shirt when laundry supplies were low, always self concious of the crooked button. I tried many techniques to try and disguise the button, but always fell short of re-sewing it. I don't know why, it is not too difficult and would take 5 minutes.
At least you have a nice Fatty souvenier. A Fatty-scented air freshner to make all your clothes smell Fatty Fresh (TM). Or do you use it in more private moments, when you miss dear Fatty. Having it under your pillow so it seems like I am still there.... Maybe putting the shirt on with some baggy jeans and an Amish beard to BE Fatty for a moment.
I guesss the real questions is.......... Did you fix the button yet?