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Entered on: March 20, 2005 12:00 AM by The Bone

Best pic of "Granny Legs" Alba ever. I'd go so far as to say I wouldn't evern fark her. Maybe a blowski if I was intoxicated.

PHOTO 181 - 16 Comments
From: Ross Entered on: March 20, 2005 2:24 PM
LOL! Come on! That's just crazy talk, now. You've got to weigh the evidence scientifically here: go back to that site with all the Alba pics and see how many are good vs bad. THEN you can make a determination.
From: The Bone Entered on: March 20, 2005 2:38 PM
Scientific my arse. She needs science to help her with her looks.
From: Jackzilla Entered on: March 20, 2005 5:48 PM
It's been awhile since my Statistics & Probability class but I think it's proper to throw out extreme results when doing a survey. Bone's opinion is so far from the norm regarding Alba that it shouldn't even be tabulated. Throw Bone's data out! We can't have crazies throwing off the Hot Chick Survey.     The Bone is gonna find Elisha Cuthbert with a pimple in some photo and start calling her an auricomous spider-monkey.
From: The Bone Entered on: March 20, 2005 6:07 PM
I guess I'm the only one who can see through the smoke and mirrors of Hollywood. Without her glamour team to spice her up, she ain't shit.     That reminds me. It's been a couple of weeks since I last saw The Girl Next Door. It's time for a viewing.
From: Jackzilla Entered on: March 21, 2005 6:03 PM
Bone - You couldn't let us have the bootilicious GQ spread Alba on the front page for even a day?
From: The Bone Entered on: March 21, 2005 7:31 PM
I don't promote false advertising.
From: Jackzilla Entered on: March 22, 2005 10:30 AM
Upon reflection I think Bells is really going to love this photo. Not only is it Alba, but the dress gives it that "Aunt May" flava that Johnny is always jonesin' for.
From: Ross Entered on: March 22, 2005 12:45 PM
I don't find her unattractive at all in this photo, though I have to admit that "Maybe a blowski if I was intoxicated" made me laugh out loud.
From: Jackzilla Entered on: March 22, 2005 2:01 PM
Bert - None of the rest of us find her unattractive. That's the beauty of Bone's post: His worst pic of her is still cute.
From: The Bone Entered on: March 22, 2005 9:18 PM
You fuckers are sick. Obviously my rational arguements will have no effect. I give up.
From: The Bone Entered on: April 6, 2005 1:24 AM
Just one more:     http://veepers.budlight.com/service/RetrieveCard?id =fjyTAMsM2rgl2ABNTY8F4W
From: Swerb Entered on: April 6, 2005 7:17 AM
Now THAT is fucking funny.
From: Creeko Entered on: April 6, 2005 8:19 AM
Fuck you Bone, I want all my tax money back! Fargin' funny though.
From: Ross Entered on: April 6, 2005 9:29 AM
That's funny as hell. So many possibilities with this technology...     Still, though - I really don't know how you could watch Sin City and not concede her hotness in it. Her acting was definitely lackluster, but her legs were not.
From: Jackzilla Entered on: April 6, 2005 9:40 AM
http://veepers.budlight.com/service/RetrieveCard?id =JepeZkMM2rg.TkKk3HSmAa
From: The Bone Entered on: April 6, 2005 10:52 AM
Touche