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Entered on: March 20, 2003 12:00 AM by Jackzilla

Marvin Gaye's "Let's Get It On" played softly in the background as Johnny made sweet, sweet love to the chicken...

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From: Ross Entered on: March 20, 2003 10:20 AM
Wasn't there a joke in high school that Willy and Joh used to tell about making love to a chicken, which ended with them "coughing up feathers"?     This is a fucking great picture. I wish Jack would have given it to me to put on the main page. Even without the chicken, that's the funniest pic of Johnny I've seen yet.
From: the bone Entered on: March 22, 2003 2:28 AM
I find this picture much more disturbing than the motorcycle accident guy. I'm probably going to have nighmares now.
From: John Entered on: April 12, 2003 7:37 PM
I would like to correct Jack's depiction of the events that evening. While it's true that Marvin Gaye's "Lets Get It On" was indeed playing softly in the background, I was not making sweet, sweet love to the chicken. I was in fact FUCKING the chicken in a hardcore porn star fasion. The next day the chicken complained that both of her lower orifices were quite sore (indicative of my porn star status) along with all other mucus membrane areas. I hope Jack will take this into account next time.
From: Jackzilla Entered on: March 24, 2003 10:59 PM
John -   How can a description of the evening be completely accurate without detailing your oral achievements? Yes, people... he went down on the chicken! What did you call it again, John? Oh yeah... "scrambling her eggs."
From: BigFatty Entered on: March 25, 2003 3:53 PM
One fact as been left out of this picture. The chicken is a rooster! So those weren't eggs you were scrambling.
From: John Entered on: March 25, 2003 4:50 PM
Oh SHIT, that chicken was a dude? Well at least he did'nt have a goatee.
From: The Bone Entered on: April 12, 2003 8:47 PM
No, but the dude choaking it did.