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Entered on: March 10, 2005 12:00 AM by Jackzilla

This is the best they could do for The Thing?

PHOTO 177 - 18 Comments
From: BigFatty Entered on: March 11, 2005 5:02 AM
Looks like they ran outta budget when they got to him. 'Screw Computer Animation! All we need for the Thing is foam rubber, gold paint, and moon boots!' Give him a dance montage in the movie and nobody will notice.
From: Ross Entered on: March 11, 2005 7:10 AM
He looks like he's about to do a dance off with Napoleon Dynamite:     http://www.funlol.com/funpages/napoleon-dynamite-da nce.html
From: Jackzilla Entered on: March 11, 2005 7:56 AM
Gosh! Get your OWN tots!
From: Jackzilla Entered on: March 11, 2005 8:15 AM
Really though, I can't believe big, rocky CGI eyebrows for The Thing wasn't budgeted for. With that nice round head, he looks more like Charles Barkley.
From: Ross Entered on: March 11, 2005 9:22 AM
Dude, let's just stop and take a reality check for a minute: the Thing is inherently ridiculous. He really can't look that sweet and look like his comic book counterpart.
From: The Bone Entered on: March 11, 2005 9:52 AM
Based on the above pic, this movie is guaranteed to suck.
From: Jackzilla Entered on: March 11, 2005 12:31 PM
Dude! THE THING IS SWEET! The movie version just sucks: I have a 1-inch HeroClix figure of The Thing that looks better than that pic above! They can make frickin' realistic as hell T-Rexes (how long ago did the first Jurassic Park open?) but they can't do Thing? This isn't the 80's... there's no excuse for that lame-ass, foam-rubber Thing outfit. Is Roger Corman still involved in this?!
From: Ross Entered on: March 11, 2005 1:11 PM
Two words: orange rock.
From: Jackzilla Entered on: March 11, 2005 4:36 PM
Two more words: you're stupid!
From: Jackzilla Entered on: March 11, 2005 5:00 PM
Actually, after some consideration, this looks more like Clayface. A fat Clayface.
From: The Bone Entered on: March 11, 2005 9:49 PM
Dude, he looks like an orange turd. There's no getting past the stank. The flick is ruined.
From: Jackzilla Entered on: March 11, 2005 10:20 PM
Bone - We're beyond arguing how good the film is. Chances are its a turd. It's all about defending THE THING now (the comic character, not this rubber-suited piece of horse shit). The Thing is sweet. Bert poops on him. Well I poop on Anakin. I hope Episode 3 is good, but it would be better if the young Darth Vader to be was sweet. He looks like a Backstreet Boy pretending to be hardcore. Nigga please!     There. My cereal has been pissed on, so I'm passing the bowl around.
From: The Bone Entered on: March 12, 2005 12:47 AM
All I know about The Thing is that he is one pissed off mofo. I guess I would be too if I were an orange rock. I mean at least Mr. Fantastic can stretch his cock out for the ladies. The Thing ain't scoring no bitches.     Agreed on Anakin. I heard is was a toss-up between him and Nick Carter for the roll.
From: Ross Entered on: March 12, 2005 8:15 AM
Hahaha, this is hilarious. Actually though, Jack, I like the Thing in the comics too. My point was just that by trying to yank him out of that medium, you're going to make him look stupid in the process. He really only works in the comics.     I tend to agree about Anakin but he is much more impressive in the latest trailer. Especially when he's not talking, just scowling with yellow eyes and laying a very impressive slice-down on everyone in his path. I can't help but kindle a small kernel of hope for this one.
From: Crockett Entered on: December 27, 2006 1:13 AM
New Fantastic Four trailer featuring the Silver Surfer: http://www.apple.com/trailers/fox/fantasticfourriseofthesilversurfer/large.html
From: Ross Entered on: December 27, 2006 6:58 PM
I have to say, that actually was pretty fucking sweet.  I was not a big fan of the first one, but the SS looks really cool and that chase scene was impressive.
From: Swerb Entered on: December 29, 2006 12:13 PM
I dunno - the Silver Surfer is, generally speaking, pretty kitschy, if you ask me. But he's not necessarily a bad guy, right? So I'm guessing there will be a different villain in the movie, maybe? Galactus?
From: Ross Entered on: December 29, 2006 1:07 PM
Like most Marvel characters, the Silver Surfer has the ability to be super cheesy, or surprisingly cool, depending on the way he's handled.   And yeah, it will have to be Galactus, and SS will end up becoming an ally of the FF, as I think happens in the comics.