Sites We Like

RealUltimatePower

Poop Report

Fat Chicks in Party Hats

Xbox-Scene

TechLore

Photo

Entered on: June 30, 2004 12:00 AM by John

I know she's plain, but I wanted those ugly ass shoes out of here.

PHOTO 123 - 26 Comments
From: John Entered on: June 30, 2004 5:30 PM
I think the proper response is, meh. I suppose I can tolerate her scantily clad in the upcoming Sin City. Too bad she won't be fully nude though. I think she's my favorite albino marmoset.
From: Ross Entered on: June 30, 2004 11:04 PM
I'll take two, please.
From: The Bone Entered on: July 1, 2004 1:01 AM
Dude, that's airbrushed and photoshopped like a mofo. You are being tricked. Your feeble minds can't resist the manipulations of professional editors. See how she crosses her legs to hide the jiggles.     Her knockers are solid though. Note that she wears a thumbring too.
From: John Entered on: July 1, 2004 1:59 AM
Dude, the majority of hot chick pics are air brushed. This doesn't mean they are not hot. I watched every episode of Dark Angel and she was hot and not air brushed. I've seen her looking hot as fuck on talk shows, not air brushed. You could air brush the fuck out of Kirsten Dunst's pasty white skin and she'd never look this hot. No amout of air brushing is going to give Kirsten full lips or a round booty like Jessica. Face it, Kirsten is the epitome of plain.
From: Jackzilla Entered on: July 1, 2004 8:32 AM
Bone is right to point out airbrushing tricks. For instance, on the cover of this month's Stuff magazine is Nicole Ritchie and she's all smokin' hot! There's some air-brushed-lighting-smoke-and-mirror-CGI-voodoo trickery involved there for sure because Nicole Ritchie is ugly as fuck! But, all of this doesn't change the fact that Jessica Alba is hot.     Bell-Winkle is right: Kirsten is plain. She's workin' a nice body, but she's still plain. And as Ross mentioned in his Spidey 2 review: What's with Kirsten's teeth? Not that I find her offensive; especially standing in the rain...     By the way, Bells: Have you found any hot pictures of Aunt May on-line?
From: Ross Entered on: July 1, 2004 9:11 AM
I have news: every picture you see of a female from a photoshoot in a print publication is airbrushed. Every. Single. One. Using this excuse is weak - it's essentially a level playing field, unless you want to break it down to who's a better airbrushing artist than whom.
From: The Bone Entered on: July 1, 2004 10:25 AM
You can criticize Kirsten all you want if that's what yo u need to do to justify your fetish Jessics Jiggler. I don't give a fuck about Kirsten, I'm not putting her pictures up and talking about her all the time. I happen to prefer her womanly boobs to Alba's airbrushed body which bears slight resemblance to a 12 year old boy's. Besides Kirsten's crooked teeth turn me on, I'm not so much ito Alba's crooked face.
From: Ross Entered on: July 1, 2004 11:17 AM
Alright, I think it's pretty clear where the biases lie around here: chicks who naturally resemble vampires by virtue of bad orthodonture: thumbs up.     At the same time, at this point, Roche, you should realize that even if you posted a picture of Alba that every other man on this planet agreed is depicting the hottest woman alive, Bone would still claim to prefer Bea Arthur. Give it up, man, it's a lost cause.
From: Jackzilla Entered on: July 1, 2004 2:07 PM
Remember that episode of Star Trek from the original series where Capt. Kirk blew up the computer with some silly illogical statement like "I always lie" or some shit? "Beep! Beep! If you're lying, then you are telling the truth now... if you're telling the truth now then... *BOOP!* *CRACKLE!*" (insert sparks and computer parts flying through the room).     Roche is like that computer. The statement that "Alba isn't hot" just blows his circuits and doesn't register. Plus everytime he hears "Alba" all the blood leaves his brain -- That doesn't help things either.
From: Ross Entered on: July 1, 2004 3:08 PM
Didn't he tell it to computer the value of Pi? If so, I am a true nerd.
From: Jackzilla Entered on: July 1, 2004 4:06 PM
Hmmm... I don't recall that but could be. I know something about Kirk lying was definately part of it. He might have thrown a few things out though. It's been a long time since I watched all those: Good stuff! I watched some of The Next Gen ones too, but never caught the other series. They really need to reboot that franchise, don't they?
From: Ross Entered on: July 1, 2004 4:18 PM
I think we are thinking of different episodes because actually I think Spock came up with the Pi thing. The computer had taken over the ship and he tricked it into spinning its wheels.     Star Trek Voyager sucked bonobo poop, and so did Deep Space Nine as far as I'm concerned (I usually start watching a Star Trek show for a season or two to see if it's any good). This latest show, Enterprise, was in danger of going the same route after the first season but I have to admit that sticking with it was worth it because they came up with a sweet season-long plotline involving massive battles and the potential destruction of Earth with major casualties along the way, Star Blazers style. Plus the Vulcan chick is hot as hell. So I give Enterprise the thumbs. For now.
From: John Entered on: July 1, 2004 5:06 PM
The only reason I posted that pic of Jessica was because I like it better than ugly shoes. I knew the Bone would cut on it and like he said about Kirsten I too don't give a fuck if he likes it or not. I could post pics of Jessica caught on the beach with her boyfriend that are not airbrushed. Guess what guy's, she's still hot. If you want to see these undoctered photos let me know and I'll post them. I know it won't change the Bone's mind so it doesn't matter to me.
From: Ross Entered on: July 1, 2004 5:26 PM
Are they juicy? If you actually had an email account that you ever used, you could email them to me and I could post them in a more agreeable fashion.
From: John Entered on: July 1, 2004 5:39 PM
They're not that juicy, just her in her bathing suit. Her face is pretty though and her body is tight. None of the mysterious flab that the Bone speaks of.
From: The Bone Entered on: July 1, 2004 6:39 PM
Other than when I post something here, I don't think about Alba at all. I'm generally indifferent. I'd do the humpty hump for sure, but I don't feel she is worthy of the lavish Roche heaps upon her. So to counterbalance what I feel is a gross and uneccessary praise, I must be extreme to the other side.     Just so you know, I don't feel like Kirsten Dunst is sweet enough for me to have a fetish for, post pics, and rant about like a mad man either.     Bert - you may be on to something. Kirsten's first role was that of a Vampire you know.
From: John Entered on: July 2, 2004 10:50 AM
Dude, I'm not the only one with an Alba fetish. In fact this morning while listening to Stern he mentioned that she is unbelievably hot. I meet guy's all the time that agree. So don't act as though I'm crazy or something. Besides, it's not a wierd as my Rosemary Harris fetish.
From: John Entered on: July 2, 2004 1:00 PM
I would also like to add that my Jessica Alba Fetish is more reasonable than your Mike Tyson fetish. I'm quite sure everyone on this site would agree.
From: Ross Entered on: July 2, 2004 1:20 PM
Hear, hear!
From: The Bone Entered on: July 2, 2004 2:27 PM
Roche - you make a good point about Tyson. In fact I knew it would come up sooner or later. The main difference is that my obsession with Tyson is shared by the nation - no the World! How many documentaries and movies have been made about Alba? How often does she eat at a diner and get mobbed so deep that traffic comes to a halt? How many times is she in the news around the World? Around the World I say!     Alba is insignificant. Win or lose, Tyson's life is a great story of squandered potential with tremendous highs and crushing lows. So I guess my Tyson fetish is a little more reasonable. Hell, Zilla's Prince fetish is far more justifiable than that of yours with Alba. Prince is an icon. Alba is a flash in the pan. Her attributes are that she is moderately attractive and posseses passable skill as an actress. I especially liked her performace in "Never Been Kissed".
From: Ross Entered on: July 2, 2004 2:32 PM
I would not go so far as to equate "interest" with "obsession".     I'm still waiting for Alba's role in "Never Been Farked".
From: The Bone Entered on: July 2, 2004 2:55 PM
Well if you are interested in responding with a semantics issue, then Roche, Zilla, and myself are probably highly "interested" vice "obsessed". I mean we don't stalk our respective celebrities. So I guess if your are really anal, just replace the word "obsession" with "interest".     On a seperate but related issue, if Tyson did make a succesful comeback (which is improbable - though possible) Roche would be a huge Tyson nuthugger. Notice how he tends to nuthug people who are or are percieved to be the best. In the late 80' early 90's he was all up on Tyson's jock. Now that he realizes Ali really was the greatest, he all up on his jock too.     Since Bert has lost interest in manly issues like boxing or fighting, Tyson's story has understandibly less impact.
From: Ross Entered on: July 2, 2004 3:15 PM
Hahaha, yeah, I'm all flowers and cooking shows over here. Dude, I do find Tyson interesting. Just not as interesting as you do. Hence my quite appropriate distinction between "interest" and "obsession". When you consistently bring up someone who is essentially out of the public eye, that is what we normally equate with more than mere "interest".     Bone, you can keep up to date using this:     http://www.google.com/newsalerts?q=mike+tyson&hl=en     You won't miss any news, including birthdays and parking tickets. Everything a manly man could ever care about.     (Note of course that I am not advocating that you NOT bring up Tyson - everyone is free to talk about, respond to, or ignore whatever they want as far as I'm concerned)
From: The Bone Entered on: July 2, 2004 3:48 PM
I agree. I wouldn't want to stifle anyone's "interest" or "obsession". I just may have a opposing view is all. By the way, I would say that Tyson is in fact in the publics eye. Almost every day I see mention of him on CNN or Fox whislt I run on the treadmill.
From: John Entered on: July 2, 2004 6:30 PM
I must admit that I'm fascinated by people that are the best at something. Boxing in particular interests me because it pits one man's skill against another. I have always loved Ali even when I was a kid. It's true that when Tyson came along knocking out every motherfucker I was impressed. At the time I was young and had less insight into the sport of boxing. I thought Tyson could have beat Ali. I think Ross's dad said at the time that he thought Ali in his prime could have beat Tyson and I scoffed. These days I tend to agree that Ali was the better pugilist.     As far as Alba goes, I believe it all started with me simply stating that I found her to be hot. You shit on it and so began the banter. It's been worth it though since classic statements have been made (albino marmoset). Anything to give the Bone's vituperative nature some direction.
From: The Bone Entered on: July 3, 2004 4:10 AM
Dude, are you going to have to make me look up "vituperative"?