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Entered on: May 19, 2004 12:00 AM by Jackzilla

Dear Fatty, Got my new shades today and I'm loving them! Thanks! -Zilla

PHOTO 117 - 5 Comments
From: Jackzilla Entered on: May 20, 2004 9:44 AM
Did anyone else get their free shades compliments of Fatty?
From: Ross Entered on: May 20, 2004 10:18 AM
Free shades? What are you talking about?
From: Jackzilla Entered on: May 20, 2004 10:24 AM
Oops... Fatty, are these just for me?
From: Ross Entered on: May 20, 2004 11:07 AM
Oh, I see how it is now. Harumph!
From: BigFatty Entered on: May 21, 2004 7:35 AM
Dude! Do they work? Can you really see through clothes like they show in the magazine? I can't wait..... I had to sell a lot of issues of GRIT to get those babies!     If you have not received your free pair, this is what you must do. Go down to your main post office wearing a ski mask (yes Ross, a Spider-man mask will do). Now this is the important part, you may want to write this down. Jump up into the counter and scream "Die infidels, I have a bomb in my pants! Glory to Allah!"     At that point, the postal workers will all laugh and then retrieve your FREE pair of x-ray specs. What a hoot it will be!