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Roche is ON LINE
Entered on: April 9, 2003 12:15 AM by Ross
After many hours spent toiling at his residence near Grand Rapids, MI, Ross Johnson has finally acheived a modest familial interface to the state of technological communication known as the Internet for the Roche clan. John boy is now up and running at, though it is at present unclear as to the frequency of his email attentiveness.  
His current computer is roughly 3 parts crap (notably CPU and motherboard) to 2 parts modernity (RAM and hard drive), but it should suffice for the time being aid in illumination of such matters as the likely outcome of a confrontation between a lion and a tiger, and resolving the dispute between interested parties as to the bird with the largest wingspan. Thanks, Google!

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From: Ross Entered on: March 17, 2003 7:01 PM
It was fun while it lasted. Apparently the CPU that I gave him had no fan and I think it overheated and now every time he pulls up Internet Explorer, it crashes. So I bought a new cheap CPU and fan and I'm going to install it next Saturday. He was able, however to use Yahoo Messenger. The conversation was great:  
Ross: That sucks. But were you having fun before it all went to hell?  
John: I am quite chafed.  

From: BigFatty Entered on: March 18, 2003 1:05 PM
I feel we are at the precipice of the downfall of Roche. Johnny's schedule was already chock full of XBOXing and talking on the phone. I was not sure how he would fit in the internet. But John pervailed. Faced with only 24 hours in a day, Johnny was able to add internet time without cutting into his other activities. His solution - Forgoing sleep. This adds at least 6 hours of productive porn wallowing. I am curious to see how this certain battle of sleep vs unlimited porn plays out. I'm betting on the porn.
From: Jackzilla Entered on: March 19, 2003 9:59 AM
I just had the "lion vs. tiger" discussion with Willy and in regards to the outcome he kept telling me that "it depends on the type and size of the bear." I couldn't get him to understand that there was no bear. Strange.  

From: Ross Entered on: March 25, 2003 12:04 PM
I fear you're right, Willy. Ever since this weekend when I re-hooked him up, he's been online (according to yahoo messenger) pretty much all day. Good thing that internet is unlimited usage! I don't think his wang can say the same at this point...

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