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NEWS 661 - 17 Comments
From: RobotSpider Entered on: September 23, 2009 1:27 PM
"...being stripped of our god-given liberties." (0:05) If our liberties were god-given, we wouldn't have had to flee Europe and subjugate an entire continent to get them.  Your liberties are man-made.  You have a man-given right to blather on about your crazy ideas, but that's where it stops.  I have the man-given right NOT to be accosted by free-bible-waving zealots every time I stop in at the 7-11 for a case of beer and the latest issue of Asian-Hottie Quarterly. "...without even hearing the alternative..." (0:47) You think people believe in evolution simply because they haven't heard your side of it? And "brainwashed"?  When you decide something based on what you have read, it's called learning. Though I may still have to give you that one.  You Christians know an awful lot about brainwashing. And you're going to use the fact that Hitler quoted Darwin as a reason not to believe in evolution?  You want to play Guilt By Association?  Ok, let's go. Q: Who said this: "My feelings as a Christian points me to my Lord and Savior as a fighter." A: Adolf Hitler, in a speech on 12 April 1922 (Norman H. Baynes, ed. The Speeches of Adolf Hitler, April 1922-August 1939, Vol. 1 of 2, pp. 19-20, Oxford University Press, 1942) See, Kirk?  That funny writing after the answer is called a citation.  We athiests use that to show other people where we got our facts.  Facts are like beliefs, but they're also tangible, documented, and true.
From: Jackzilla Entered on: September 23, 2009 1:56 PM
I knew we could have some fun with this one... I bet Bert gets a hard-on watching this one!  It's like tossing a bloody carcas into a shark tank! I didn't get a chance to watch the whole thing, but I could tell it was a keeper of a video.  I hate when they say you can't pray in school -- or have a bible -- because it's NOT TRUE.
From: BigFatty Entered on: September 24, 2009 12:09 AM
Not a bad idea.  They should not mind if atheists did the same, place a fair and balanced introduction in front of the bible to distribute. Their plan is laugh-out-loud sinister.  What normal person is going to sit down and read through 'Orgin of Species'?  They might start with the 50 page intro.  If it is written in an engaging way, a person *might* read it.  But, once they start on Darwin's text...  BOR-ING!  I would say the average modern reader is not prepared for Chuck.
From: Jackzilla Entered on: September 24, 2009 12:13 AM
From: RobotSpider Entered on: September 24, 2009 1:09 PM
Jackzilla said:  I hate when they say you can't pray in school -- or have a bible -- because it's NOT TRUE. What they mean is that they're not allowed to force everyone to sit and WATCH them pray.
From: RobotSpider Entered on: September 24, 2009 1:12 PM
ROFL, I just watched that reply video.  She starts out with what I said, almost exactly...  But she's got a hot accent.
From: Jackzilla Entered on: September 24, 2009 3:22 PM
RobotSpider said: ROFL, I just watched that reply video.  She starts out with what I said, almost exactly...  But she's got a hot accent. In the absence of Bone, allow me to speak on his behalf: "I'd buttsex her." Thank you.
From: Ross Entered on: September 24, 2009 4:14 PM
Sorry I'm late to the party on this one.  But it has been making the rounds on the various atheist/science blogs I read so I saw these around the time they were posted.  Very funny.  I mean, I can't really work up too much animosity toward Kirk or his commanding officer Ray Comfort - they're both such ignorant fucktards that it's hard to imagine that anyone - even batshit crazy fundies - takes them very seriously.  They don't even offer up anything original, just the same warmed over, debunked-a-thousand-times creationism.  Wait, I take that back - the banana disproving evolution was pretty original, though laugh-out-loud stupid. On a related note, yesterday I started reading Richard Dawkins' The Greatest Show on Earth and I'm sure it's no shock when I say I'm loving it.  I'm only about 1/4 of the way through but so far I can say that it's probably his most entertaining book.  He claims to aim the book at the "fence-sitters" who don't fully accept evolution, and the book specifically addresses the ways we know evolution is true.  Obviously I'm far from a fence-sitter on the topic but the book is so well-written and chock full of interesting examples and asides that I heartily recommend it to any science enthusiast.  New Pearl Jam, new Dawkins: I'm in hog heaven!
From: The Bone Entered on: September 25, 2009 8:55 PM
Jackzilla said: RobotSpider said: ROFL, I just watched that reply video.  She starts out with what I said, almost exactly...  But she's got a hot accent. In the absence of Bone, allow me to speak on his behalf: "I'd buttsex her." Thank you. I get a berner every time she says bullshit.
From: RobotSpider Entered on: September 28, 2009 7:37 AM
The Bone said: I get a berner every time she says bullshit. Agreed.  That's what did it for me too.  Oooh, you sure know how to use that dirty, dirty mouth, don'tcha?
From: Ross Entered on: October 7, 2009 1:54 PM
Kirk and Ray: What the Fuck Did You Say?
From: Swerb Entered on: October 8, 2009 7:50 AM
Bert, are you done reading the new Dawkins book yet? Just curious. I think I need to read it...
From: Jackzilla Entered on: October 8, 2009 1:41 PM
Wow, Bert, the music sucks in that video.  Makes me wonder what's worse: Christian Rock or Athiest Rock?  But of course, what am I saying?  I listen to Jehovah's Funk, ferchristsake so there ya go...
From: Ross Entered on: October 13, 2009 8:15 AM
For those that are familiar with the Ray Comfort banana video, this is particularly funny.  The "science advisor" is PZ Myers, my favorite blogger:
From: RobotSpider Entered on: October 29, 2009 11:12 AM
We have a "winner".
From: Jackzilla Entered on: October 29, 2009 4:20 PM
I don't know, Spider.  That video needs more hot-chick-with-the-foreign-accent if you ask me.
From: Ross Entered on: October 29, 2009 4:23 PM
Who put out that video?  It's great.